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callydon:
plz what's d current price for MTN 1gig, through card transfer

callydon:
plz what's d current price for MTN 1gig, through card transfer

N1200 cash or N1500 card

Jslicky:
I keep on calling enterpro and he refuse picking my calls this guy is it that u are now scamming or what. What is this nonsense about.

Contact him on Whatsapp.

Good morning all.....happy mid week, abeg make we take dis one cool stress.

A man and a woman walked into
a guest house and requested to
spend d night there. The owner of the
guest house, Mr Ben, who is a
member of MFM refused to allow
men and women stay together in his
hotel because of fornication.
The woman explained; He is my
son, Not my spouse and so they
checked in.
After 30mins, Mr Ben sent his
maid to go and check if those folks
were truly mother and son.
The maid came back and said;
Sir,she’s truly the mother. The Boss asked; How
did you confirm?
The maid
Smiled; Sir I am sure, I saw her Breastfeeding the
Man.

EnterPRO:


N1200 cash or N1500 card

One thing I don't get with this "cash" thing is: physical cash or payment into bank acct?

Why are 95% of the jokes here boring & sex-related? Is sex and erotica the only thing you Nigerians think about?

So "sex" isn't censored here but ero=ti=Ca becomes "loveware"? Funny forum....

jboixxx:

One thing I don't get with this "cash" thing is: physical cash or payment into bank acct?

anything apart from cards is cash.

Rorschach:
Why are 95% of the jokes here boring & sex-related? Is sex and erotica the only thing you Nigerians think about?

waiting for your joke sir

Trying to teach good manners.
During one of her daily classes, a teacher, trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."

"What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I'm sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better" she said, "but it's still not very nice to use the word bathroom at the dinner table."

"And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to go shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I look forward to introducing you to right after dinner."

The teacher fainted.

congrats, Afamjb!

Oga enterpro, plz can remove these numbers from ur database so we can buy from another source.

Thanks.

^^^ browse and download till you have 0.00mb left, then you will be able to buy mtn from elsewhere.

callydon:
Oga enterpro, plz can remove these numbers from ur database so we can buy from another source....
Thanks.

Mtn have spoilt market.

.

EnterPRO:
^^^ browse and download till you have 0.00mb left, then you will be able to buy mtn from elsewhere.

OK.
Noted.

pls do u still sell, how much is Mtn 1gb if u do

Baddestguyp:
pls do u still sell, how much is Mtn 1gb if u do

the answer to this question is somewhere on this page.

good morning all.


Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB
result is out.
Akpos: Daddy You remember John wey
dey carry first for our whole school?
he failed…
Papa Akpos: that’s terrible,what
happened?
Akpos: You also remember Paul wey dey
teach me for house? He failed too.
Papa Akpos: what’s causing the poor
performance?
Akpos: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be
o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell
competition failed too.
Papa Akpos: so how was your own
result?
Akpos: You also remember OKON, our
senior prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about
your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those
people failed, wetin You expect
for my own result?? I be witch?

Pls do you sell Etisalat 250MB?

Emmysteve:
Pls do you sell Etisalat 250MB?

yes sir.

prices on the first page of this thread.

EnterPRO:


the answer to this question is somewhere on this page.

Lol....

Our once thriving thread?!

Etesam:
Our once thriving thread?!

most of the guys then were for free mb

Can i get still 500Mb [MTN]?. I heard they smaller plans aren't available any longer due to a minimum Data Share restriction.

omisakint:




most of the guys then were for free mb

No sir. Mtn spoilt market.

It is Mtn's new policy that made all the difference.

Sibrah:
Can i get still 500Mb [MTN]?. I heard they smaller plans aren't available any longer due to a minimum Data Share restriction.

you heard right sir/ma

Etesam:
Our once thriving thread?!

lolz. thanks for keeping the thread alive.

omisakint:


most of the guys then were for free mb

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