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Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by Djicemob: 11:46am On Sep 20, 2014 |
What are some things films have led us to believe(Especially Hollywood).Here are few i decided to share for laughs. #1.Large, loft-style apartments in NewYork City are well within the price range of most people—whether they are employed or not. #2.Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. #3.It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. #4.When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightlybluish. #5.Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. #6. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. #7.It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. #8.You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. #9.Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do. #10.A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. #11.Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now. #12.Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. #13.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off. #14.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. #15. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps. Very important bonus *Actor no dey die You can add yours... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by constance500: 12:06pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Nollywood made them every black cat is evil Witches must be in black and red attires 1 Like |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by Stanpeed: 12:28pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
OP so true and funny Mods do the needful,frontpage tinzzz 1 Like |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by Djicemob: 12:36pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
constance500: Nollywood made them every black cat is evilwitches get dress code for nollywood but hollywood too no dey try |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by Chazzyboy: 12:40pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
U are right |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by Enoquin(f): 12:40pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
The basement is always a scary place All teenagers are either rude, into tattoos or into drugs and almost all hate their parents or the authority Everyone in a security agency walks fast while giving a report or getting information The answer always comes in the nick of time. |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by Andyblaze: 1:37pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
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Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by Nobody: 1:46pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Stanpeed: OP so true and funny shutup which op funny? you copy and paste still dey recommend your own thread with your alternative moniker if I spank you |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by Nobody: 1:47pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Andyblaze: Hahahahahahehehehehehohohohohokikikikiki hw fa na long time shey u nor wan reply my mail? |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by parrotibaba(m): 5:39pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Djicemob:@the bolded ,na lie ,nowadays actors d die 1 Like |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by Nobody: 6:05pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Its always raining in every burial scene in movies. like seriously.... |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by Djicemob: 6:59pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Yungwizzzy:Am no troll bro. |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by Nobody: 7:05pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
let me quickly write somthing |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by Ynsai(m): 10:45pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Me i just deh read comment oo! B-) |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by Kezifils(m): 3:08pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
Some points really got me cracked up. #15. If you decide to start dancing in the Indians movies to be precise. U21day: Its always raining in every burial scene in movies. like seriously.... Always 1 Like |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by VillageBoi(m): 10:53pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
Hahahaha lol @ number 8 - "#8.You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home." |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by Csami(m): 11:23pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
If aliens should invade earth, USA will be their destination. |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by tpia1: 2:20am On Sep 23, 2014 |
Csami: If aliens should invade earth, USA will be their destination. is that really such a far stretch? |
Re: Silly Things Movies Had Led Us To Believe by RatedStar: 12:50pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Csami: If aliens should invade earth, USA will be their destination. And most likely already knws how to speak english. |
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