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Conversations Between Akpors And Helen Paul His Lover | LWKMD For Here by Finepaparazy(m): 7:56am On Sep 25, 2014
AKPOS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ

HELEN: You’re kidding? Our president is
GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan)

AKPOS: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING ON AN
EMERGENCY JOURNEY!

HELEN: (smiling) Oh! You’re not
serious! What kind of a journey are you
going on?

AKPOS: OBJ.

HELEN: To meet Obasanjo?

AKPOS: No, it means ON A BUSINESS
JOURNEY.

HELEN: Oh!

AKPOS: Yes… IBB.

HELEN: Babangida?

AKPOS: I’LL BE BACK.

HELEN: (smiles). Very funny.

AKPOS: Till then APC.

HELEN: What does that mean?

AKPOS: I’ll ALWAYS PING AND CALL.

HELEN: Hmmm…

AKPOS: And while I’m away, PDP with
love.

HELEN: What?

AKPOS: PLEASE DON’T PLAY with our
love.

HELEN: (after a short pause) You know I
won’t BRF.

AKPOS: What has Lagos state governor
got to do with all this?

HELEN: (smiling) I’ll BE RIGHTEOUS and
FAITHFUL!

AKPOS: I trust you

HELEN: FOOL!

AKPOS: (screaming) Whaaat?!

HELEN: FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE!


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Re: Conversations Between Akpors And Helen Paul His Lover | LWKMD For Here by Chibykson(m): 9:21am On Sep 25, 2014
lolz
best Couple

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