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Stolen Penis-funny Joke by sundayakasdy(m): 3:18pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
i saw this and decide to share. HOW I LOST MY PENIS. my gf and i were in a public transport, i then gave money to a begger who was begging inside the bus. By the time we got to the next bus stop my penis disappeared. I started shouting, my penis is gone ooo, my penis is gone ooo, all the passenger's ordered the driver to stop. And he obeyed! I explain to everybody what happened and they started beating the begger. After receiving serious beating, the begger agreed to fix my penis back. He brought out a small bag containing other people's penis she had collected and opened it and poured them on ground. I shouted: see my penis ooo, that is my penis, as i was about to pick my penis, my gf shouted: drop that thing and pick the big one |
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