Segelulu's pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted.
two minutes later pastor's message came in:
Pastor: how are you?
Segelulu: I'm fine, daddy
Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
Segelulu: (no reply)
Pastor: may the thunder of blessing strike you and your family
Segelulu: (no reply)
Pastor: may God slash you with the axe of life
Segelulu: (no reply)
Pastor: may God stab with knife of riches
Segelulu: (no reply)
Pastor: may you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of sucess
Segelulu: (no reply)
Pastor: may the world trade center of happiness collapse on you and your family
Segelulu: (no reply)
Pastor: are you there?
Segelulu: yes, daddy
Pastor: bro Segelulu, you should be saying 'amen' to claim the blessings
Segelulu: ok, may the over-speeding trailer of blessings crush you and your family. may the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. may the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus name.
Pastor: (no reply)
Segelulu: you should be saying 'amen' to claim these prayers
Pastor: ha! may thunder fire you, naughty brother!!

culled from saturday(yesterdays) Tribune.