PRISTINEMUSCLES:
I did not even think of reading this because it is going to contain a huge junk of thrash. This counter thread is going to be "dead on arrival". THERE IS NEVER A RIGHT WAY OF DOING SOMETHING THAT IS BAD.
Moderators you know what to do. Not a frontpage material.

LLVelly:
So here are some reasons everyone should mas tur bate.

6) It keeps your vägina ...perky!
9) friggin' your riggin' helps you gain control over when and how soon you come: once you can recognize the point right before the point of no return, you can put on the brakes and avoid premature clashes.
10) Polishing your china helps you sleep.
12) DIY sex puts a smile on your face by releasing endorphins. Enough to cure a bad day.
13) Southern comfort evens the playing field when u want it more than your partner does. With the wave of hand,presto: No more frustration.
14) Doing the hand jive is cheap and you're easy,unlike most of your dates.
15) Testing the plumbing before a date helps keep your head in the game. And it will also make you last longer in bed.
16) mas tur bation is the shortest distance between you and an orgasm. Need we say more?...and for the ladies orgasm can help relieve menstrual cramps and PMS, and fight yeast infection by increasing blood flow to the pelvic area. That alone is pretty good reason to learn how to flick the bean,and flick it well.
18) It may go without saying that,but women who mas tur bate regularly have reported a general feeling of overall happiness..
20) Hand to gland combat gives you fresh breath. As long as you brush your teeth when you're done.
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DollyParton1:


These points got me laughing, are they for real?
And how come am just knowing about the bold part

LLVelly:
The word mas tur bation is yet to creep-in in any of our organised,revised holy book(s) plus Guys can get hung up on whether,they mas tur bate too much. But its not how many times you mas tur bate in a week(or day) that really matters,says Logan Levoff,PhD,a sexologist & sex educator. It's how it fits into your life. So here are some reasons everyone should mas tur bate.
1) Getting a grip on yourself help teach you the pattern of your own sexual response: what you like, and what you hate more than anything else in the whole wide world.
2) Jacking off can help kick start a tired & listless sex drive.
3) mas tur bation can also help strengthen your overall immune system: while mas tur bating, cells that fight off sickness are released in your body.
4) mas tur bating can greatly help reduce stress.
5) mas tur bation can improve the muscle tone in the pelvic area,which can help reduce involuntary urinal leakage in women.
6) It keeps your vägina ...perky!
7) No risk of STDs or pregnancy! Need I explain?
mas tur bation helps flush out bad bacteria in your pelvic area: while mas tur bating your väginal muscles will stretch,secreting a väginal mucus. This will allow for fluid circulation,which will then flush out bacteria hanging out where you don't want them.
9) friggin' your riggin' helps you gain control over when and how soon you come: once you can recognize the point right before the point of no return, you can put on the brakes and avoid premature clashes.
10) Polishing your china helps you sleep.
11) Playing with your self is a great procrastination device/study break/ boredom reliever,way better than smoking or television.
12) DIY sex puts a smile on your face by releasing endorphins. Enough to cure a bad day.
13) Southern comfort evens the playing field when u want it more than your partner does. With the wave of hand,presto: No more frustration.
14) Doing the hand jive is cheap and you're easy,unlike most of your dates.
15) Testing the plumbing before a date helps keep your head in the game. And it will also make you last longer in bed.
16) mas tur bation is the shortest distance between you and an orgasm. Need we say more?...and for the ladies orgasm can help relieve menstrual cramps and PMS, and fight yeast infection by increasing blood flow to the pelvic area. That alone is pretty good reason to learn how to flick the bean,and flick it well.
17) frequent mas tur bation in early adulthood is linked with lower risk of prostate cancer later on,there seems to be some benefits to clearing out the pipes at least a few times per week
18) It may go without saying that,but women who mas tur bate regularly have reported a general feeling of overall happiness.
19) Mas tur bation increases your libido.
20) Hand to gland combat gives you fresh breath. As long as you brush your teeth when you're done.

NB: Punchlines are welcome but just know if a boxer don't want to get knocked-out he wouldn't step into the mutha4kin ring coz when I punch it's alwayz a KNOCK-OUT.