"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"

"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went

away."


"Went away?"

"They disappeared."

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"It's blank, it won't accept anything when I type."

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

"What's a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"

"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."


"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What's a monitor?"

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it

have

a little light that tells you when it's on?"

"I don't know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power

cord

goes into it. Can you see that?"

"Yes, I think so."

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into

the

wall."

"Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two

cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the

other

cable."

"Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back

of

your computer."

"I can't reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

"No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because

it's

dark."





"Dark?"

"Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in

from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can't."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there's a power failure."

"A power, A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do

you

still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came

in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it

was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it

from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer

yea you said it all

seen somtin of sort b4, , mehn am lmao

ohh


u don come

lol. Nice joke Bilms

na wetin dem tell am be that when he first buy the system

gerrout

na this be only language wey u sabi?

gerrout . . . . . . 2 proove u rite

no long thing
am always rite

correct

ona try

una welcome

:p

wetin happen to ur keyboard wey dey bring error

na the computer

na pentium 1

no
na penthium 0.5

:d :d :d

no
that na Horror!

errmmm no no no na errmm ermmmm

ok

right ke,

u are middle jo,

so

sorry!

so shut up

shut down jor!

can u say that again please?

say wat?

hey bbee long tyme

hehehehe no saw

aw u dey?