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|. by ahnie(f): 7:04am On Dec 10, 2015|
|Re: . by Melahou(m): 7:07am On Dec 10, 2015|
|Re: . by ahnie(f): 7:10am On Dec 10, 2015|
|Re: . by Mariecakes(f): 7:10am On Dec 10, 2015|
|Re: . by Nobody: 7:17am On Dec 10, 2015|
thought I av seen it all
|Re: . by ahnie(f): 6:20am On Feb 08, 2016|
|Re: . by Onegai(f): 6:30am On Feb 08, 2016|
this is funny.
|Re: . by ahnie(f): 6:32am On Feb 08, 2016|
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|Re: . by ahnie(f): 6:53am On Feb 08, 2016|
|Re: . by ahnie(f): 7:02am On Feb 08, 2016|
|Re: . by ahnie(f): 7:10am On Feb 08, 2016|
|Re: . by ahnie(f): 7:12am On Feb 08, 2016|
Please pardon my typos...grammar nazis....please keep off.tenk yu.
|Re: . by ahnie(f): 7:34am On Feb 08, 2016|
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|Re: . by thorpido(m): 8:13am On Feb 08, 2016|
|Re: . by Nobody: 1:06pm On Feb 08, 2016|
, blood of chiiisooos , cooked feathered chicken, your brother is a case. I would have killed him.
|Re: . by bukatyne(f): 4:48pm On Feb 08, 2016|
This your thread/diary is the ultimate stress reliever....
|Re: . by yetseyi(f): 8:33pm On Feb 08, 2016|
|Re: . by ahnie(f): 10:00pm On Feb 08, 2016|
Mo wa pa...greetinz
|Re: . by ahnie(f): 10:08pm On Feb 08, 2016|
Killed ke?we nor dey kill for awa family.lolz
|Re: . by ahnie(f): 10:23pm On Feb 08, 2016|
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|Re: . by Mopricelezz(f): 7:53pm On Feb 09, 2016|
OMG I almost died of laughter...
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|Re: . by Chidoks(f): 8:35pm On Feb 09, 2016|
I'm seriously 'Oliver twisting' here; more...!
|Re: . by Chidoks(f): 9:46pm On Feb 09, 2016|
Ok na,I remember the first time my husband's oldest niece visited my home. Then she was 15 and one of her daily chores was to bring out a bowl of soup from the freezer to defrost for the next day's lunch which I take along to work.
On this wonderful Thursday morning I woke up to meet nothing on the spot where she usually kept the bowl of soup.
"Anuli", I thundered not minding it was about 6am "where's the soup?"
"Hei, mummy I forgot"
"What did you forget, that I don't eat breakfast or that I take lunch to work?"
"I need an answer please"
"Mummy I'll bring it to your office"
"Bring wha..." I stopped, "yes you'll bring it to the office once it's 12noon"
That settled I got ready and dropped 200 bucks for her keke and left for work.
By midday I was still so busy till I say a dejected looking Anuli approaching
"Where is my food"
"Anuli please where is my food or did they send you to me?"
"I forgot it in the keke"
"The keke man zoomed off while I was trying to pick my call"
"Wait first, you came down from the keke and instead of picking my food you decided to pick your calls?"
"Mummy it was like film trick,before I turned he zoomed off but I..."
"Shut up and go home!" I was really angry
"Leave my office!"
I spent the rest of the day wondering what must have happened to my precious oha soup .
By 5:30pm I was done, famished, hunger stricken! I packed my things and rushed downstairs. I had already passed when I noticed my lunch basket by one corner. I turned, took a closer look and yes it was my lunch basket,still covered with my napkins. I made to touch it but stopped.One of the office attendants who I guessed must have noticed my interest in the basket approached and greeted.
I asked if she knew who brought it and she said 'mama blessing' did.
I sent for mama blessing.
"Na one keke man bring am madam, e say whether one girl forget am for im keke na im i say make I bring am in incase if the girl dey hia"
Still not finding anuli's lousiness funny,I bent to pick the basket after letting them know my niece was the girl in question
I was almost straightening up when something struck me, the basket was light! I quickly dropped it and everyone turned back at me.
I asked mama blessing to open the food flask in the basket .
To my greatest amazement,the flask was empty but dirty.someone had turned the food. Then something looin me and I laughed,it felt so good that I laughed again and again and again till I felt better.someone actually turned the food but was kind enough to return the basket,flask and cutlery! I was still laughing till I got home...
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|Re: . by ahnie(f): 12:53pm On Feb 10, 2016|
|Re: . by ahnie(f): 1:31pm On Feb 10, 2016|
|Re: . by ahnie(f): 1:47pm On Feb 10, 2016|
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|Re: . by ahnie(f): 2:06pm On Feb 10, 2016|
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|Re: . by 4tunebest(f): 6:53pm On Feb 10, 2016|
Ahnie come and finish your love story oooo.
God continue to keep Zino
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|Re: . by Chidoks(f): 9:31am On Feb 11, 2016|
Is the heart story true? That's a miracle then.
Your love story is captivating...
Wish I could write like you.
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