see i have a lead on this babe's contact o. but until i don talk with her on a secure line, y'all aint getting ma lead.

I am laughing at you guys, what a funny thread it has turned out to be. I guess all this has got so many of us addicted to nairaland. Well, i no wan get on the path when the bullets will be flying sha, but i'll still be here cos i am learning. I think there are still a lot of sound minds alive in nigeria. Easy guys! Grin

Yes you are right, i have learnt the hard way, new to the forum, but I have already taken enough bullets, now I am gonna try and sit back lol.

kolitos007:

Yes you are right, i have learnt the hard way, new to the forum, but I have already taken enough bullets, now I am gonna try and sit back lol.

Well, no breaking of bottles!

the babe just called me.
what was all the noises about sharing the money all about?

I dont think the job is ever going to be given to whomever wins the war here.

mavtrevor3:

I dont think the job is ever going to be given to whomever wins the war here.

If that is the case, then i think i should just delete lock this thread!

delete?
chei na

hey moderator, dont lock or delete , i am hoping on this money

Then you have to bribe me first with say 10,000 cowry shells first. . .

Now EFCC will have to be invited into this matter as it has turned out that we are not scared and ashamed of bribery anymore.

@dhtml, the fear of EFCC is the beginning of wisdom.

yea Mod, talking of what to delete. delete this post above me ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
him wan spoil our market

mavtrevor3:

Now EFCC will have to be invited into this matter as it has turned out that we are not scared and ashamed of bribery anymore.

@dhtml, the fear of EFCC is the beginning of wisdom.

Well, point of correction, what you are referring to as bribery is actually my right!

@DC, i cannot delete that post above yours. . . .the poster has paid his dues. . . but i can delete yours, should I?


@OP, how far now? have u done the forum? i will like to see it o!

dhtml:

@DC, i cannot delete that post above yours. . . .the poster has paid his dues. . . but i can delete yours, should I?

haba! why me naw? no naw!

Yes, i second Pentium for , delete that market spoiler.

for your 10, 000 bribe fund, expect in 2025.
I hope its not too early

yeap!
wait who's bribing who hia? and why am i not in the bribery loop?

Well,  I had to fire the market spoiler after all. . .for some strange reasons. . .and henceforth, no more bribery here, i now work for EFCC
so all you people that bribed me are now under arrest, the EFCC will read your rights (or rather the remaining) later today!
And i will probably get fired too. . . .but i don hide all the money for my swiss bank account. . .so i can start a new life!

yea we need to start our new lives with the money. thanks partner

You see thats the problem with nigeria and our leaders. Even after being indicted with a crime like bribery, our leaders wont want to return their loots. Please if you have recieved any sort of bribery return it now and free yourself from all charges cos when efcc will come i will personally point my fingers at those that received. @Dhtml, did you receive my mail with the script today? i sent you a mail. Whats up?

You see thats the problem with nigeria and our leaders. Even after being indicted with a crime like bribery, our leaders wont want to return their loots. Please if you have recieved any sort of bribery return it now and free yourself from all charges cos when efcc will come i will personally point my fingers at those that received. @Dhtml, did you receive my mail with the script today? i sent you a mail. Whats up?

You see thats the problem with nigeria and our leaders. Even after being indicted with a crime like bribery, our leaders wont want to return their loots. Please if you have recieved any sort of bribery return it now and free yourself from all charges cos when efcc will come i will personally point my fingers at those that received. @Dhtml, did you receive my mail with the script today? i sent you a mail. Whats up?

mavtrevor:

You see thats the problem with nigeria and our leaders. Even after being indicted with a crime like bribery, our leaders wont want to return their loots. Please if you have recieved any sort of bribery return it now and free yourself from all charges cos when efcc will come i will personally point my fingers at those that received.               @Dhtml, did you receive my mail with the script today? i sent you a mail. Whats up?

Hey that is spamming, how can you post something 3 times over! and yes, i just saw your mail, i will respond tomorow. . . .
And by the way, dont blame me for my crimes, afteral, i am only following the examples my leaders have taught me
- collecting my rights from the less privileged (my subjects)!

@all, i have been fired by my boss after being indicted for all of my crimes, and i am pleased to annouce that yawatide is back
to moderating the board. . . .so she will be paying the debt for all the money i have stolen here.  . .  

As for me, i am fleeing to switzerland(programming section) right away to start my new life as a big boi (moderator)!

Now, if i convert $150,000 USD to NGN from the aboki, that will be too much money jor!

I think we have to resolve this 150k issue in another way.

who wants to come first,

milla against the rest

With the way sam milla is killing i wont wanna get in the way at all oh! abeg i no follow olokpa. Jezz!, even jakie chan and jet li combined never kill like this oh, abeg i am running away with dhtml before sam milla kill us all oh, i need dhtml.

Then milla when you kill then finish, ready for efcc and icpc, sss, olokpa, navy, air force, bakasi, opc and native doctors cos some people here have relations and parents as native doctors. i am sure they will all come after you, then i wont be here with dhtml.

Then i go know how you go manage survive.

the same faith awaits them, my magic legs

Well, i just bought a new rhyde yesterday, and i am taking my NL babe (pat) on a rhyde right now. . . .

don't defraud her.

dhtml:

Well, i just bought a new rhyde yesterday, and i am taking my NL babe (pat) on a rhyde right now. . . .

Pat? which pat abeg? pat my babe or another pat?
it berra be onoda pat o.


Sam, u just dey kill anyhow abi?

@dhtml Whao i never knew your cut could buy you a car. Then do me a big favour take sam milla on that ride. Cos with the kind of killings this days i bet you his part of hell will be hotter than the devil's. Then i am still expecting your mail bro,

I am taking my air condition with me to hell,

dont worry about me ,