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What Is The Best Conversation Between A Boss And An Employee? by blackboi(m): 7:35am On Apr 13, 2016 |
1.Boss- So tell me young man,on what all occasion have you realized that you have importance in company and it cannot function without you? Employee- " Sir, whenever i asked for a leave.." 2.Boss- You have taken 4 leaves by saying that your grandfather is dead.What excuse you have now? Employee- Sir,It's my grandmother's marriage. 3.Boss- "We need to talk" Employee- Can't talk, Whatsapp only 4.Boss- "Where were you?" Employee- "I went to get a haircut." Boss-" In office hours? " Employee- "They grew during office hours." Boss- "Don't they grow at home?" Employee-" Yes that's why I am not Bald.Only cut which grew during office hours. 5.Boss- "I saw you in office yesterday morning,Then you disappeared?" Employee-" I went home. Boss- "Why?" Employee-" You sad me " Have a Good Day". Boss- O.o Source: My Quora |
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