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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:34am On Jan 11
Ikdbabie:
. That update is small o. Do u want to give someone HBP. U are jst making somebody heart to beat anyhow is nt fair o. Plz give us a lenghten update.
Baby, you are too young to have HBP na.
Please, don't say that again o, before you'll make me to be having 'Wild thoughts' like Rihanna, on that Dj Khaled's track.
*smiles
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:46am On Jan 11
This thread is more than a story to me, its more like my diary and a community to me cos i'v met some amesome people here, and i'm yet to meet more. *smiles
This Community make sense o!
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I might not create another thread for a new story, i might just continue sharing my stories here, cos i'm enjoying the company of everyone here plus,
Ona too make sense!
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My story nor go finish o cos, as i don take this thread as my diary/story so, i go dey share some of my daily activities, opinion/thoughts for here, sometimes o.
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The only issue wey go dey be say, i nor fit promise to update daily but, i go do my best and leave the rest for God.
Abeg, make ona try understand.
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I don see 99,
I don encounter different kinds of people, and i don stil experience many things for dis life: the good, the bad, the ugly.
And i go dey yan ona about some people/experience, as we dey carry on so.
Ona dey with me abi?
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I do good, but i'm not an angel,
i do bad, but i'm not the devil.
I'm a GoodBad boy.
I'm both sides of a coin.
Wetin i dey yan sef? Lol
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I have lived the easy life (sweet) n the hard life (bitter).
I'v lived in the city n the street.
I'v experienced the tales of both two worlds!
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I have made some wrong choices/decisions in the past.
But looking back now, there's no regret cos, all my mistakes turned to my lessons (ask Yun6ix)
No Pain, no Gain.
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"show me your friend and i'll tell you who you are" n "Birds of a feather flocks together,"
*smiles.
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dear holier than thou reader(s),
I feel i have defied those sayings cos i move and do things with the good and bad friends of mine. What do you call me then,
Sinner or Saint?
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"Evil communication corrupts good manners",
i know, but i believe you can only be corrupted if you choose to be corrupted.
Take responsibility for ur actions!
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I don't live my life or do things to impress people for them to like me, hell no!.
I'm not a people's pleaser.
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In my world, i'm the definition of Real, no time to be living a fake lifestyle or try to be someone else, never!
Dats why i don't roll with fake people, dem nor dey freak me
(ask meekest)
It pays to be real, you know.
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If you're fake or the holier than thou type, we can't get along cos, i'll always do my thing, my way, so if you like vex.
E no concern me!
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I easily get attracted to people that are natural, who loves themselves the way they are while improving themselves in the process and are contented with what they have.
Not those borrow-pose type of ppl!
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Natural beauty dey blow my mind ehn, i too dey love anything natural, i dey appreciate nature at its purest form.
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Some babes go dey carry a whole 5-storey building foundation for face all in the name of make-up.
Abegi, Hide your remixed face!
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So, if you know you are living a fake lifestyle, i'll give you 2 options,
1. Stop living a fake life, work on yourself improvement and be real,
Receive sense!
or
2. Gerrarahere! For real!
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I know,
I may not be the best person you've seen but, i can assure you that, you can't find anyone like me cos,
If its not me, it can never be me!
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Let me tell you somethings,
Life is too short and the wicked part is that, You Only Live Once (YOLO)
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So, in whatever you do, live your life to the fullest!
Stop existing, and start living.
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Avoid negative people cos, they will bring you down.
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Prepare for the worse but, always hope for the best.
Neva let your guard down.
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Always be postive, no matter what, always try to see the positive side in every situation and never forget to develop a positive mindset, it keeps you going.
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Always be smiling, no matter what cos, no be your problem big pass.
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I Don't Need Rich Friends,
All I Want Are Real One's With Whom I Can
Laugh With, Feel Comfortable Around, Share Ideas With, Plan With, Hangout With And
Have My Kind Of Craziness & Vibes.

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Re: My life at DESPO by Tobitrueman(m): 12:44pm On Jan 11
True talk. I dey follow your thread like the way ant dey run follow sugar o.

Also, like the inspirational word of one of our present DESPO SUG PRO Aspirant talk, You Only Live Once, If You Do It Right, Once Is Enough.

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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:30pm On Jan 11
Tobitrueman:
True talk. I dey follow your thread like the way ant dey run follow sugar o.

Also, like the inspirational word of one of our present DESPO SUG PRO Aspirant talk, You Only Live Once, If You Do It Right, Once Is Enough.
Correct guy!

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Re: My life at DESPO by Ikdbabie(f): 3:34pm On Jan 11
WHIZKIDEFE:
Baby, you are too young to have HBP na.
Please, don't say that again o, before you'll make me to be having 'Wild thoughts' like Rihanna, on that Dj Khaled's track.
*smiles
. Since u dont want me having HBP then enough with this suspense & give us a lengthen update.

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Re: My life at DESPO by Ikdbabie(f): 3:42pm On Jan 11
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Natural beauty dey blow my mind ehn, i too dey love anything natural, i dey appreciate nature at its purest form.
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Some babes go dey carry a whole 5-storey building foundation for face all in the name of make-up.
Abegi, Hide your remixed face!
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The dude is always on pointwink
ride on dear
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 4:55pm On Jan 11
Ikdbabie:
. Since u dont want me having HBP then enough with this suspense & give us a lengthen update.
Ok, please wait while your request is processing.....

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Re: My life at DESPO by collinometricx: 5:01pm On Jan 11
WHIZKIDEFE dis one u have being viewing dis thread 4 hours hope update issa goal
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 5:05pm On Jan 11
collinometricx:
WHIZKIDEFE dis one u have being viewing dis thread 4 hours hope update issa goal
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Re: My life at DESPO by cue64: 6:55pm On Jan 11
One thing wey I don realise for this life be say the street go teach you so many things wey U no fit learn for school and if u come fit add school own join the one you learn from street ehn you go definitely see the life differently and your opinions go always matter to people, EFE I nor know you personally oh but I believe say we go meet one day and that day God know say U no go fit waka go house after watin go enter the belle and the head, make I just they observe first sha..
Re: My life at DESPO by collinometricx: 7:14pm On Jan 11
WHIZKIDEFE :
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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:26pm On Jan 11
Update is dedicated to ikdbabie
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Continuation.
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" boys! take a good look at him, he acts suspicious," the army man ordered the boys who were searching for thier partners in crime.
While the boys were staring at me, i stood like a statue with a weak smile on my face, i knew if i made any move at that point, i'll doomed.
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While i stood,
I was attacked by cold, sweat and a strong urge to urinate.
See wicked! Tension na bastard o.
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"why are you smiling like a goat?", that soldier asked me for the second time while walking towards my direction.
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See, confusion is when i tried to close my mouth to stop me from smiling but, i couldn't, the harder i tried to conceal my smile, the broader i smiled, and the more it got the soldier man infuriated cos it seemed like i was making a fool of him.
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Na so i just sun my teeth for ground like goat wey dem roast.
I fear my mouth dat day o, na their i take know say my mouth get im own mind wey dey control am. (Just imagine!)
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I be dey think say na only dick'son dey get im own mind wey dey control am o but, my mouth prove me wrong dat day.
My own mouth wan set me up!
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'today is my birthday' i said when the enraged soldier got to where i was.
Believe me, i didn't even know when those words left my mouth o, e be like film for my eye cos e con be like somebody dey use remote dey control me from somewhere.
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Wickedness is when my mouth finally closed after i made that statement, dis na mouth wey i dey try close since o.
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The whole class was stil vibrating from laughter when the other army man shouted,
" all of you should keep quiet, do you think we are joking here" he asked with a stern look on his face.
(my own don finish today!)
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My statement poured ice on the angered soldier who asked me why i was smiling, cos he just stood at my front, staring at me with an expressionless face.
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I was trying to read his mood when my minds came back from wherever they went and they started with observations.
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1st Mind: omo, your own don finish o, shey you see as the guy dey look you so, he dey plan wetin he go take finish you
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2nd Mind: guy relax! But wait o, e be like say wetin dat mind reason na true o, see as the army dey look you like zombie
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1st mind: e don clear for your eyes abi? Even the other mind wey we 2 no dey agree don confirm say wetin i observe na true,
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2nd mind: guy, na lie, i make mistake, nothing dey happen, leave the army man make he dey look you like mumu until, if he look you, you look am back
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1st mind: ahh! na so you wicked? Na so you want make our guy death quick? I talk am before say you no be better mind o
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2nd mind: comot there, nobody go die, you too dey reason negative things, na you worse pass sef
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1st mind: guy, wen i tell you dat time say make you waka go front, make you submit yourself jejely, you no hear my own,
how e con be now?
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2nd mind: nothing dey happen, guy nor loose guard o, dey yourself, just dey assume say your eyes don detty, no reason dat mugu wey dey your front o
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1st mind: i know say your own don finish o, but my last advice for you be say, if i tell you word next time, make you dey take am
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2nd mind: carry your nonsense advice go dat side, he no need am, see as e be, ambassador of fear like you
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1st mind: wey you no dey fear so, why you run leave am before?
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2nd mind: me run? For where, i go find food chop, nor be say i run, why i go run, am i mad?
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1st mind: dey there dey fool yourself, nor be me you wan decieve.
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My minds continued their argument while the soldier man stared at me with a blank expression.
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I stood there like an electric pole thinking about my answer to the question, and i was like, how birthday and goat smile take relate?
Tension na bastard o!
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While the soldier man stared at me, i started apologizing to him not to be offended, that i wasn't hiding when he asked me to stand up but, i was about to pick my pen that fell from the floor when he saw me.
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' sir i smiled like a goat cos today is a special day for me. I felt happy cos a military man made me remember that today is my birthday and i'm feeling very happy cos, it is a good sign.
Thank you very much sir!' i said while i saluted the soldier man in my front while the whole class erupted with laughter again.
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This time, even the soldier man smiled, truth is, i don't know where the courage and combination of words came from but i know, i heard myself when i said it.
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After he smiled, he asked the 2 boys to continue with their identifacion task while he told me to go and meet his and the Community chairman at the front.
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'Father Lord, if i will die, please let it not be through drilling, please allow me to die in my sleep like my grand pa' i prayed in my mind while i was walking out.
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To be continued..

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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:39pm On Jan 11
cue64:
One thing wey I don realise for this life be say the street go teach you so many things wey U no fit learn for school and if u come fit add school own join the one you learn from street ehn you go definitely see the life differently and your opinions go always matter to people, EFE I nor know you personally oh but I believe say we go meet one day and that day God know say U no go fit waka go house after watin go enter the belle and the head, make I just they observe first sha..
Oga boss! See as you dey voltage me. I go shock you o.
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I no go rake, just go ask Black Bullet, Guiness(1759), Heineken n Spirit(Red label n John Barr) wetin i don use their eyes see!
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Nor worry, i go clear you one mata as we dey go.
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You be confirm! i dey feel am hre.
Re: My life at DESPO by Ikdbabie(f): 8:56pm On Jan 11
Thanks fr the dedication dear. I wouldn't say anything coz it's nt easy. More wisdom dear
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:16pm On Jan 11
Ikdbabie:
Thanks fr the dedication dear. I wouldn't say anything coz it's nt easy. More wisdom dear
Babieluv, don't use 'dear' for me again cos it has been over used..
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The word 'dear' no con get value again like those days. Lol
*winks.
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Thanks by the way, i wish you same, swt.
Re: My life at DESPO by cue64: 9:21pm On Jan 11
WHIZKIDEFE:
Oga boss! See as you dey voltage me. I go shock you o.
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I no go rake, just go ask Black Bullet, Guiness(1759), Heineken n Spirit(Red label n John Barr) wetin i don use their eyes see!
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Nor worry, i go clear you one mata as we dey go.
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You be confirm! i dey feel am hre.
nah be say if anybody dope pass U nah drug addict lol buh still on still them no dry brag with highness.. Make we dey watch...
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:28pm On Jan 11
cue64:
nah be say if anybody dope pass U nah drug addict lol buh still on still them no dry brag with highness.. Make we dey watch...
Lwkm
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Whc location you dey?
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:39pm On Jan 11
cue64:
nah be say if anybody dope pass U nah drug addict lol buh still on still them no dry brag with highness.. Make we dey watch...
Lwkmd
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Your teeth complete! Whc location you dey?
Re: My life at DESPO by cue64: 9:44pm On Jan 11
WHIZKIDEFE:
Lwkmd
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Your teeth complete! Whc location you dey?
I dry Bside like this oh the capital of Edo. Lol
Re: My life at DESPO by Ray1251(m): 9:49pm On Jan 11
Senior boss this your tori make sense die o.. U just dey make me they smile too much o,
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:11pm On Jan 11
cue64:
I dry Bside like this oh the capital of Edo. Lol
Ok. 2mao na #TGIF o, make we enter club Jokers for Bside na or Kada plaza.
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How u see am ?
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:16pm On Jan 11
Ray1251:
Senior boss this your tori make sense die o.. U just dey make me they smile too much o,
Thank you, bros.
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You too much.
Re: My life at DESPO by OlufemiWhit(m): 11:24pm On Jan 11
Keep it going bro......
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:28pm On Jan 11
OlufemiWhit:
Keep it going bro......
Thankz
Re: My life at DESPO by cue64: 12:04am On Jan 12
WHIZKIDEFE:
Ok. 2mao na #TGIF o, make we enter club Jokers for Bside na or Kada plaza.
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How u see am ?
u dey beside like this too? E for make sense oh, make we see as dey go take brake nah, if e no work we drop am next week..
Re: My life at DESPO by kingin55(m): 6:35am On Jan 12
lol
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:47am On Jan 12
cue64:
u dey beside like this too? E for make sense oh, make we see as dey go take brake nah, if e no work we drop am next week..
Bahd guy! lol
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:52am On Jan 12
kingin55:
lol
Greetings from Me2U
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bigbauer n lukfame, i sight you!
Good morning, big men.
Re: My life at DESPO by Ikdbabie(f): 8:32am On Jan 12
WHIZKIDEFE:
Babieluv, don't use 'dear' for me again cos it has been over used..
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The word 'dear' no con get value again like those days. Lol
*winks.
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Thanks by the way, i wish you same, swt.
. Lolz alright no more dear sweethrt

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Re: My life at DESPO by lukfame(m): 9:17am On Jan 12
WHIZKIDEFE:
Greetings from Me2U
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bigbauer n lukfame, i sight you!
Good morning, big men.
Morning sir.
Really appreciate your efforts in making people smile. Long we had someone like you in lit section. You are doing very well sir
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:18am On Jan 12
Ikdbabie:
. Lolz alright no more dear sweethrt
Datz my gal! *winks

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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:20am On Jan 12
lukfame:
Morning sir.
Really appreciate your efforts in making people smile. Long we had someone like you in lit section. You are doing very well sir
Thank you, sir.
Your comment goes a long way, i appreciate.

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