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Re: My life at DESPO by favch(f): 7:47pm On Dec 12, 2017
Thanks bby boy,am feeling this episode, it gat me thinking how them boys can be......but you r one correct area boy I must say
Fire on,following you like fire
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:18pm On Dec 12, 2017
favch:
Thanks bby boy,am feeling this episode, it gat me thinking how them boys can be......but you r one correct area boy I must say
Fire on,following you like fire
What is your definition/meaning of 'correct area boy'? ( dat word dey confuse me)..
Re: My life at DESPO by favch(f): 10:11pm On Dec 12, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
What is your definition/meaning of 'correct area boy'? ( dat word dey confuse me)..
In ma residing state now,the words n slangs u write r used by area guys,lets say we here call it coded words
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:13pm On Dec 12, 2017
Continuation....


Sometimes you gat to trust your guts and believe on the positive energy coming from the inside.


"Fear is the death of you in you" thats a line from Kendrick Lamar.

I don't know what came over me right that moment, but i knew my confidence level got so high (i be like, wetin Mr Ali fit do sef). See mind!
I walked into our lecture hall's entrance and stopped there, my presence at the entrance distracted my course mates inside and attracted Mr Ali's attention (my 1st mission accomplished).
All eyes were fixed on me then(like why dis boy one get extension for free), anticipating the next course of action from Mr Ali. (i guess some people saw scape goat written all over me then) Some of my course mates signaled me to leave (cos they didn't want me to be in the man's blacklist), i just stared at them like nor be me ona dey see so o, cos i was on another level then(ask Patoranking).
Excuse me, sir! I called the lecturer's attention.(i nor know how those words take comot from my mouth o) but i was prepared for anything ( worst come to worst, na to go meet am for office later). Self motivation is bae, believe me..

" yes, young man, how may i help you?" Mr Ali asked walking towards me. Na once sweat soak my shirt o. That moment i didn't know what to expect(my mind wan loose guard me o). See gobe!
One mind told me to run before he gets to where i was. Fear told me it was a trap cos normally, Mr Ali won't allow anyone to disrupt him while he is lecturing.
"Why you wan run sef? Mr Ali na God? He dey chop bottle? Wetin he dey feel like sef? Ogbeni dey where you dey joor, relax! nothing dey happen, na we dey here!" the other mind gingered me..
While i was stil contemplating on which mind's advice to take, Mr Ali came to my front.(it is finished! i thought).
"yesss, young man, who are you and how may i help you?" he asked me again.



To be continued......

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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:16pm On Dec 12, 2017
favch:

In ma residing state now,the words n slangs u write r used by area guys,lets say we here call it coded words
Ok o. My coded baby gal.. *smiles

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Re: My life at DESPO by favch(f): 10:18pm On Dec 12, 2017
Lol, let me know how he's gonna face d lecturer
Ride on pls
Re: My life at DESPO by favch(f): 10:20pm On Dec 12, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Ok o. My coded baby gal.. *smiles
Lol,am not coded oo, I only know d coded words in case of danger
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:03pm On Dec 12, 2017
I specially invited you here to read my story. You are highly welcome. Please queue up, so ikdbabie can give you your coke and popcorn.
Please read and share your thoughts (critics and corrections).
Thanks in advance
.
.
weetymhi, Adeolaraji, Wordsmith001, Ayoomolabake,
jweasley, silver94, Missnande,
shinitz, LalasticSeun, weedtaker,
Amysharp, MhizSuccess, mirob,
SamuelTurner, Qasaforlife, princekami
, adeewa18, ninihorlah, Hada2020,
mishB, Gloryejims, oluwaseun15,
cyber5, ItsBolaji, izzybobo49,
Holluwaphlexy, Tessyhorlar, jokepearl
, MaestroKels, Tobennz,
Naezara, Awesome55, vickyluvspices, seun9303, rosalieene,
centitan, Xteljay, Dhemmyjay,
IfeomaRash, sandraese, ikechizoba
Re: My life at DESPO by cyber5(m): 11:08pm On Dec 12, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
I specially invited you here to read my story. You are highly welcome. Please queue up, so ikdbabie can give you your coke and popcorn.
Please read and share your thoughts (critics and corrections).
Thanks in advance
.
.
weetymhi, Adeolaraji, Wordsmith001, Ayoomolabake,
jweasley, silver94, Missnande,
shinitz, LalasticSeun, weedtaker,
Amysharp, MhizSuccess, mirob,
SamuelTurner, Qasaforlife, princekami
, adeewa18, ninihorlah, Hada2020,
mishB, Gloryejims, oluwaseun15,
cyber5, ItsBolaji, izzybobo49,
Holluwaphlexy, Tessyhorlar, jokepearl
, MaestroKels, Tobennz,
Naezara, Awesome55, vickyluvspices, seun9303, rosalieene,
centitan, Xteljay, Dhemmyjay,
IfeomaRash, sandraese, ikechizoba


no wahala boss

we dey here
Re: My life at DESPO by kebiArts(m): 11:32pm On Dec 12, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
I hail o bros. Hope you gallant like Nigerian Soldiers.


baba u self u b gee boi oh...
Re: My life at DESPO by Xteljay(f): 11:54pm On Dec 12, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
I specially invited you here to read my story. You are highly welcome. Please queue up, so ikdbabie can give you your coke and popcorn.
Please read and share your thoughts (critics and corrections).
Thanks in advance
.
.
weetymhi, Adeolaraji, Wordsmith001, Ayoomolabake,
jweasley, silver94, Missnande,
shinitz, LalasticSeun, weedtaker,
Amysharp, MhizSuccess, mirob,
SamuelTurner, Qasaforlife, princekami
, adeewa18, ninihorlah, Hada2020,
mishB, Gloryejims, oluwaseun15,
cyber5, ItsBolaji, izzybobo49,
Holluwaphlexy, Tessyhorlar, jokepearl
, MaestroKels, Tobennz,
Naezara, Awesome55, vickyluvspices, seun9303, rosalieene,
centitan, Xteljay, Dhemmyjay,
IfeomaRash, sandraese, ikechizoba
bros thanks 4 d invite, hadibeen u invite me late ni, i 4 chop ur head. Bros i too dey feel dis ur tori, welldone
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:25am On Dec 13, 2017
Xteljay:

bros thanks 4 d invite, hadibeen u invite me late ni, i 4 chop ur head. Bros i too dey feel dis ur tori, welldone
You cannot chop my head o cos, my head carry fire! Lol. Sabi gal, thanks for coming (reading).. *thumbs up
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:30am On Dec 13, 2017
kebiArts:



baba u self u b gee boi oh...
Who dey deceive you? (dats a lie direct from the pit of hell) Nor let me send SARS your address for mis-yanning o.. Lol
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:32am On Dec 13, 2017
cyber5:


no wahala boss
we dey here
Correct guy! Welcome bros, Enjoy.
Re: My life at DESPO by miqos02(m): 7:15am On Dec 13, 2017
Cool
Re: My life at DESPO by michaelmo11(m): 7:54am On Dec 13, 2017
Nice work bro
Re: My life at DESPO by Lordtrailz(m): 8:00am On Dec 13, 2017
Nice one bro....thumbz
Re: My life at DESPO by sayhi2certified(m): 8:01am On Dec 13, 2017
I Dey feel this vibe.. brother tell me where you Dey since......... nice write up.... my guy Dey Holla me.. oh
Re: My life at DESPO by etas1001(m): 8:02am On Dec 13, 2017
I too go like your lingua ooo. Day break everywhere burst. Ride on boss. We dey wait for update
Re: My life at DESPO by Josiah202(m): 8:15am On Dec 13, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Continuation...

I held Mega's belt cos he was staggering and attempted to run ( weed at work). I held him down for about 30 mins before the army left. Those got weak from the drilling started calling their friends/roomies to come and carry them home.
"Johnny, lets break up, please. I don't think this relationship will take us anywhere. For me to be flogged this way on the first day i decided to go out with you is a sign. Maybe God used this one to teach me a lesson, i quit" a girl said sobbing (those ajebo kinda gals). "Baby, it hasn't gotten to that na, ordinary flog dat they flogged you, is that why you are calling it quits? Her boyfriend(Johnny) asked.
" yes, in my whole life i have never been flogged till today. I was even told in the dream not to date you but i didn't listen, now look at my body, see the result of my disobedience" she said pointing to her bleeding laps that was flogged.
" shebi i told you not to wear that gown, did you listened to me? You were forming too sexy for me, you want to seduce other boys with your fresh laps, dem no flog you reach sef" Johnny replied getting pissed off.
I forgot about my own worries at that point. I was laughing at the exchange of words between the 2 lovers..
Why e be say e dey hard to admit our our mistake? We should please learn to take responsibility for our action..

To be continued..
My co DESPOLITE i greet u in Arabian langua..........U just say the truth about d life style of Student in DESPO......Am was once a student there though dem done baptise me with water this year sha...
I greet ur ministry...Despo nor easy oo
Re: My life at DESPO by Princeofnigeria(m): 8:28am On Dec 13, 2017
Hehehehe
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:02am On Dec 13, 2017
Jesu! Front Page! Front page! See confirmation! High spirit! High Voltage o!
.
Meneski, ikdbabie(1st lady), favch, kobiArts and co, we don reach permanent site (front page), we don enta the promised land o.
.
I nor believe! This one shock me, see as body dey sweet me anyhow cos we came through sooner than i expected. (i can't explain, ask Wizkid).
.
To all of you(readers) who made this story come this far, i say a very BIG Thank you to you, you and you(yes you)! E nor easy.
Specail thank goes to those of you who motivated me with your comments, i'm grateful.
May Blessings and more Money fall on you!
.
I dedicate this track (SOFT WORK refix titled FRONT PAGE ) to all of you who made it possible..
.
We came through ama say this
[We came through ama say this]
Ahn; meneski look at how we made it
[Readers look at how we made it]
Eh; a little liquor and some ladies
[A little liquor and some cool gees]
Yeah; wey dey turn up on a daily
[We dey update on a daily]
Ahn; we made it ama say dis
[We came through it ama say this]
Eh; favch look at how we made it
[Readers look at how we made it]
Ehnn; a little liquor and some cool gees
[A little comments and some ladies]
Yeah; dem dey update on a daily
.
(HOOK)
It’s ona work oh
Ahn, yeah; Front Page
Ehn, ehn; yeah; it’s ona work oh
Ahn, yeah; Front Page
Ahn, yeah; it’s ona work oh

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Re: My life at DESPO by meneski: 9:11am On Dec 13, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Jesu! Front Page! Front page! See confirmation! High spirit! High Voltage o!
.
Meneski, ikdbabie(1st lady), favch, kobiArts and co, we don reach permanent site (front page), we don land for promise land o.
.
I nor believe! This one shock me, see as body dey sweet me anyhow cos we came through sooner than i expected. (i can't explain, ask Wizkid).
.
To all of you(readers) who made this story come this far, i say a very BIG Thank you to you, you and you(yes you)! E nor easy.
Specail thank goes to those of you who motivated me with your comments, i'm grateful.
May Blessings and more Money fall on you!
.
I dedicate this track (SOFT WORK refix titled FRONT PAGE ) to all of you who made it possible..

We came through ama say
[We came through ama say]
Ahn; meneski look at how we made it
[Readers look at how we made it]
Eh; a little liquor and some ladies
[A little liquor and some cool gees]
Yeah; wey dey turn up on a daily
[We dey update on a daily]
Ahn; we made it ama say dis
[We came through it ama say this]
Eh; favch look at how we made it
[Readers look at how we made it]
Ehnn; a little liquor and some main guys
[A little comments and some ladies]
Yeah; dem dey update on a daily
(HOOK)
It’s ona work oh
Ahn, yeah; Front Page
Ehn, ehn; yeah; it’s ona work oh
Ahn, yeah; Front Page
Ahn, yeah; it’s ona work oh
(hahahaha you no go kill me lol) oya sharperly go arrange better update for our new visitors them... Keep it up. Shebi i tell u say the comments go come?
Re: My life at DESPO by meekest(m): 9:13am On Dec 13, 2017
this story is becoming more interesting, whizkidefe welldone
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:16am On Dec 13, 2017
meekest:
this story is becoming more interesting, whizkidefe welldone
baddest Blackie( the gucci master), i see you bros.. Wehdone sir!
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:20am On Dec 13, 2017
meneski:
(hahahaha you no go kill me lol) oya sharperly go arrange better update for our new visitors them... Keep it up. Shebi i tell u say the comments go come?
Bros, i neva stil believe( e be stil be like dream for my eyes). You be my number 1 paddy here (take it to the bank), i greet you specially..
Re: My life at DESPO by meneski: 9:30am On Dec 13, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Bros, i neva stil believe( e be like say na dream i dey). You be my number 1 paddy here (take it to the bank), i greet you specailly..
(I have cashed it in the bank) you be my paddy too. No lele,all writers supuze de help each other. Me self i wan learn pass this level way i dey.

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Re: My life at DESPO by emu22(m): 9:32am On Dec 13, 2017
omo,notin does ur papers, ur teeth complete. am waiting for d next update like say na game of thrones I dey watch. I could relate to ur story cos its almost d same ish during my time in DSPG..
Re: My life at DESPO by Mhizrohzz(f): 9:53am On Dec 13, 2017
Omoshare ur head day there... Abeg mention me oo for updates
Re: My life at DESPO by kingcornel(m): 9:59am On Dec 13, 2017
my nigga,u r mouthed... carry on nothing do u at all...I rep DESPO........GRADUATED from elect/elect.... more ink 2 ur pen.
Re: My life at DESPO by Chizzychinny(f): 10:08am On Dec 13, 2017
Otefe real life style be dat, (once a student of Otefe) guy bring more cos I don sit down for Mama Ejiro restaurant ooo.
Re: My life at DESPO by kingcornel(m): 10:08am On Dec 13, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
I got to Mega's juction, called him to tell me the exact name of his lodge, he texted me as soon as the call ended. His lodge was a popular lodge opposite one popular campus church branch. When i got there, he was already outside waiting for me. We shook hands and entered inside his house.. Strong smell of weed welcomed me into his room with sound of loud music coming from another room which i later discovered was the parlour ( its a 3 bedroom apartment).
Mega was very happy to see me, i met some guys smoking in his room and he introduced me to them as his brother, we hailed eachother and shook hands.. I was enjoying and nodding to Wizkid's track ( Ghetto youth) blasting from the speaker when my stomach gave me a battery low signal by rumbling. I called Mega aside and told him the condition of things.
Me: Guy, see if you nor do something concerning my belle now ehn, something go do me o, and e go be bad thing.
Mega: blood, calm down. Na so the hunger strong reach? Wetin you dey do for house since wey you one use hunger kill yourself ehn?
Me: you nor go fit understand, alert wey i dey expect bounce! All my debtors just dey jonze me. Guy make we go eat now or just go dey learn how to write statement now cos if i collapse, your own don finish, community go 1st com drill 50% comot for your life before kpor-kpor(police) go com pick you and finish the remaining half.
Mega: lol. your fada. Oya make we enta mama's kitchen( a popular restaurant) make you eat 1st b4 hunger Rest you in peace..
Me: Your real dad! Lol..
Na so my guy enta house, collect him wallet, tell those him guys say we( me n am) dey com back na na. We blow bike go mama's kitchen, i order for eba, he order for rice , waiteress bring food, i nor com fit eat again ( nor blame me, the hunger don too much).

In the school, the fear of community is the beginning of good behaviour. Omo, anything wey carry you go their secreteriat (their court), dem con find you guilty, e don be for you be that. Sorry go be your surname.
my guy,I say wen youth b youth 4 OTEFE,if we c indigens 4 dey com tap lyk dis,na 2 remove our buckets make dem fetch first or dem report u 2 chairman,ur own don finish b DAT..nor try am say u wan gbensh dia babes ooo,if not u go pay 45k 4 disflowering d babe...

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