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Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:21am On Dec 13, 2017
kingcornel:
my guy,I say wen youth b youth 4 OTEFE,if we c indigens 4 dey com tap lyk dis,na 2 remove our buckets make dem fetch first or dem report u 2 chairman,ur own don finish b DAT..nor try am say u wan gbensh dia babes ooo,if not u go pay 45k 4 disflowering d babe...
Lol.. My guy, my guy! You know as e dey go o..
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Great DESPO! Great Gba-gba! Great Gbim-gbim! Greatest Gbo-gbo! Greastest-of- the-greatest-of-the Greatest!
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Who nor get mind nor fit stay.. Nor be joke.
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:29am On Dec 13, 2017
Chizzychinny:
Otefe real life style be dat, (once a student of Otefe) guy bring more cos I don sit down for Mama Ejiro restaurant ooo.
lol.. So Despolites dey dis forum like dis? Tell Ejiro make she serve you cow-leg and assorted make you dey eat until, i go pay (skul ATM no pay, i wan reach Ogharefe first) wen i come.
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:36am On Dec 13, 2017
emu22:
omo,notin does ur papers, ur teeth complete. am waiting for d next update like say na game of thrones I dey watch. I could relate to ur story cos its almost d same ish during my time in DSPG..
correct guy!
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:42am On Dec 13, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Jesu! Front Page! Front page! See confirmation! High spirit! High Voltage o!
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Meneski, ikdbabie(1st lady), favch, kobiArts and co, we don reach permanent site (front page), we don enta the promised land o.
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I nor believe! This one shock me, see as body dey sweet me anyhow cos we came through sooner than i expected. (i can't explain, ask Wizkid).
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To all of you(readers) who made this story come this far, i say a very BIG Thank you to you, you and you(yes you)! E nor easy.
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Special thanks to those of you who motivated me with your comments, i'm grateful.
May Blessings and more Money fall on you!
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I dedicate this track (SOFT WORK refix titled FRONT PAGE ) to all of you who made it possible..
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We came through ama say this
[We came through ama say this]
Ahn; meneski look at how we made it
[Readers look at how we made it]
Eh; a little liquor and some ladies
[A little liquor and some cool gees]
Yeah; wey dey turn up on a daily
[We dey update on a daily]
Ahn; we made it ama say dis
[We came through it ama say this]
Eh; favch look at how we made it
[Readers look at how we made it]
Ehnn; a little liquor and some cool gees
[A little comments and some ladies]
Yeah; dem dey update on a daily
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(HOOK)
It’s ona work oh
Ahn, yeah; Front Page
Ehn, ehn; yeah; it’s ona work oh
Ahn, yeah; Front Page
Ahn, yeah; it’s ona work oh
Re: My life at DESPO by Kaycee9242(m): 10:58am On Dec 13, 2017
Bros u too much my ribs dun crack finish here, wat a comedian. Pls ride on sir
Re: My life at DESPO by EKLE: 11:07am On Dec 13, 2017
Oga do update no tym
Re: My life at DESPO by odigbosky(m): 11:14am On Dec 13, 2017
guy i dy follow u ride on. I be Bside boy wen grow 4 oghara and i knw hw d matterz dy play for otefe.....i like d way u take dy follow book as na d tru tru way b dat.....
Re: My life at DESPO by Ikdbabie(f): 11:42am On Dec 13, 2017
It's WHIZKIDEFE work o. Soft work. Damn i am so enjoying this story. Ur story is BEA. & i am an oliver twist, more plzwink

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Re: My life at DESPO by kebiArts(m): 12:04pm On Dec 13, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Who dey deceive you? (dats a lie direct from the pit of hell) Nor let me send SARS your address for mis-yanning o.. Lol




baba....enerhen boix don carry placards dy shout #ENDSARgrin
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:29pm On Dec 13, 2017
Continuation...
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This episode is dedicated to all our old and new comers(readers).
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"People's need for validation and recognition, their need to feel important, is the best kind of weakness to exploit" from law 33 (Discover each man's thumbscrew) Of 48 Laws of Power.
Pay Attention to Gestures and Unconscious Signals.
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Erm.. Errm, Go.o.od, mor..morning, sir (i stammered).
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"What is good about the morning? Who are you to come disrupt my class while am teaching, are you stupid? If you don't know me, go and ask around. I am Mr Ali" .
I didn't reply him , i kept quiet, waiting for him to exhaust his energy before i say anything. (shey na him sabi shout pass? We go know).
" this is how people like you fail, are you better than your fellow course mates who came to class early?" he asked me. (i nor go lie, that question weak me). I felt bad for myself cos what the man said was the bitter truth.
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" now, will you get out from my sight? Stupiid boy, you are lucky am in a good mood today. Now get lost from here, before i change my mind" he said, shouting.
Sorry Sir, sorry sir, i am very sorry, i didn't mean to disrupt your class sir. Sir, please, this is my first time of coming to your class late. Please sir, temper justice with mercy sir and i promise not to miss your class again, i said (with a sober look on my face).
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The hall was silent, everyone payed attention to the drama unfolding between Mr Ali and i ( at that point ehn, if pin fall, you go hear the sound).
I was not sure of the outcome of things at that point, but i hoped for the best (you go fear faith).
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I was shocked when Mr Ali held my hands, and took me to front of the class (i felt like a scape goat). The forgot about lecture and started giving us words of wisdom while i stood beside him like a statue.
" you said this is your first time of coming late to my class right? He asked and i nodded in reply. (sober mood activated)
" thats good! Let me see your note. Mind you, if your note is not up-to-date, minus todays own, consider yourself coming back to write my courses as extension next semester" he said. (na once cold start to catch me o).
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I brought out my note, and gave it to him shakily (you go fear performance). i did that on purpose to give him the impression that my note was not updated, and it worked!
(Ugh boys too get Doinz).
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He smiled that kind of 'hand don touch you' smile and collected the note from me.
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" dis boy don die for Mr Ali hand today, instead of am to dey outside jejely, he dey form staunch dey go enta class, kolo!" i heard someone (a course mate i guess) said from outside.
" come here! Go and thank your God very well. You are lucky that your note is complete. Now come and write your name in my attendance list" he said.
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That moment, those outside started murmuring like say nor be dem dey laugh me wen the man dey bash me since. (wetin concern me? Mtcheeew).
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I walked towards him gallantly and wrote my name on the list and smiled(My case is different!). I thanked Mr Ali, and on my way back to get a seat, i stopped midway, turned back looking at those outside like ' how e con be now? (pepper dem).
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To be continued.....

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Re: My life at DESPO by Ikdbabie(f): 12:42pm On Dec 13, 2017
Lolz, the man was really in a good mood.
Re: My life at DESPO by meneski: 12:52pm On Dec 13, 2017
see as our people full nairaland! Were una de since? Op God save you say mr Ali de good mood.
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:55pm On Dec 13, 2017
Kaycee9242:
Bros u too much my ribs dun crack finish here, wat a comedian. Pls ride on sir
Limpopo master, welcome o. Enjoy!
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:00pm On Dec 13, 2017
odigbosky:
guy i dy follow u ride on. I be Bside boy wen grow 4 oghara and i knw hw d matterz dy play for otefe.....i like d way u take dy follow book as na d tru tru way b dat.....
OrieEdo, hw your mata be. I hail o
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:04pm On Dec 13, 2017
meneski:
see as our people full nairaland! Were una de since? Op God save you say mr Ali de good mood.
I dey tell you.. I for hear word that day.. EKLE, Update don show o
Re: My life at DESPO by Kaycee9242(m): 1:16pm On Dec 13, 2017
Bros I swear u are too good u are really making my day, keep it u d sky is ur limit
Re: My life at DESPO by Kaycee9242(m): 1:17pm On Dec 13, 2017
Bros u are too much u av really made my day, so talented u are, keep it up d sky is ur limit
Re: My life at DESPO by sunddy: 1:18pm On Dec 13, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Nice one Efe I dey feel d story for my body inside
Re: My life at DESPO by brandon180(m): 1:22pm On Dec 13, 2017
on behalf of the ghost readers, we say "nyc story,ride on boss".. *goes back into ghost mode*
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:24pm On Dec 13, 2017
sunddy:

Nice one Efe I dey feel d story for my body inside
Thank you bros, you 2much.
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:26pm On Dec 13, 2017
Kaycee9242:
Bros u are too much u av really made my day, so talented u are, keep it up d sky is ur limit
Beyond the sky is my limit, Amen oo. Have a nice day ahead. Thanks
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:29pm On Dec 13, 2017
brandon180:
on behalf of the ghost readers, we say "nyc story,ride on boss".. *goes back into ghost mode*
Lol. Hand go soon touch ona(ghost readers), no worry. Thank you, sir.
Re: My life at DESPO by Kaycee9242(m): 1:32pm On Dec 13, 2017
Good job bro wen shud we expect d continuation
Re: My life at DESPO by meekest(m): 1:36pm On Dec 13, 2017
i like d mind wen u get but make ur mind nor put u 4 trouble.carry on i dy enjoy d story
Re: My life at DESPO by Iruosonobrugwhe: 1:46pm On Dec 13, 2017
Nice write up WHIZKIDEFE, i am impressed that this is your first writeup. Make sure you copy it, proof read and archive. You never can tell! I tell people that the average wafarian(includes all area codes) is a comedian because the day to day life na nite of a thousand life.

meanwhile, you finish work, your langwa dey bring back days in the zanga to my brain. Your teeth complete with no ibeke for mouth. writing in solid pidgin no be come lick stew.You finish work.
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:47pm On Dec 13, 2017
Kaycee9242:
Good job bro wen shud we expect d continuation
Thanks bros. I nor dey like promise and fail. So expect update anytime..
Re: My life at DESPO by buskie13(m): 1:52pm On Dec 13, 2017
broda whizkidefe,you don get me as customer,this your story too make sense, though I nor sch for oghara,but I dey relate base on say ma gees them lap there,you be confirm wafi rat ,more confirmations to this your hustle,bless up
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:53pm On Dec 13, 2017
meekest:
i like d mind wen u get but make ur mind nor put u 4 trouble.carry on i dy enjoy d story
No level bros! Na brain be evrything(i no dey find trouble). But if e cast, we go run am for anybody. Lol.
If i call you, you nor go turn up for me? (cause trouble).
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 2:04pm On Dec 13, 2017
buskie13:
broda whizkidefe,you don get me as customer,this your story too make sense, though I nor sch for oghara,but I dey relate base on say ma gees them lap there,you be confirm wafi rat ,more confirmations to this your hustle,bless up
Bros if nor be say you don turn my customer ehn, you for chop slap oo. You dey call a WHOLE me wafi rat?(is your brain paining you?) no try am again o. Lol. I greet you bros.
Re: My life at DESPO by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 2:07pm On Dec 13, 2017
Iruosonobrugwhe:
Nice write up WHIZKIDEFE, i am impressed that this is your first writeup. Make sure you copy it, proof read and archive. You never can tell! I tell people that the average wafarian(includes all area codes) is a comedian because the day to day life na nite of a thousand life.

meanwhile, you finish work, your langwa dey bring back days in the zanga to my brain. Your teeth complete with no ibeke for mouth. writing in solid pidgin no be come lick stew.You finish work.
Bros i dey feel am say you go worry for your time well well o..
The way you take hype me so, if na so you dey oil(gist) babes, na Big YES dem go dey give you o.
Jesu! See as you don make my head big like dis.. Na man you be bros.. Nothing does you
Re: My life at DESPO by buskie13(m): 2:07pm On Dec 13, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Bros if nor be say you don turn my customer ehn, you for chop slap oo. You dey whole me rat?(is your brain paining you?).. Lol.. Na joke o. I hail bros.
lol,be like say powder dey your brain oo,your story sweet pass aj bread grin
Re: My life at DESPO by itsandi(m): 2:37pm On Dec 13, 2017
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#Enjoy

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