A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You bastard!!!" says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?"

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I nearly laugh

Ancient joke lol

i wan gonna smile but d tin no gree come

Speak pigin if u nor sabi speak good english abeg.

Fake girl

Lol

Idowuogbo:

i wan gonna smile but d tin no gree come

Studio CFR:

Speak pigin if u nor sabi speak good english abeg.

Fake girl

sometimes i wonder if u were born stupid or u grew up to b stupid , cus ur senses defintely fails u
mr authentic dat wears ibo made designers , slowpoke

I'm not surprised at the man's reaction.its men's nature to be foolish and silly.

Lol

Xiana:

I'm not surprised at the man's reaction.its men's nature to be foolish and silly.

and i'm sure yu have the same species of husband/bf.

makajibbz:

and i'm sure yu have the same species of husband/bf.

exactly

Jezzybrown:

exactly

@Odunnu
Pls i wil like to hav an important discussion wit u concernin unn,pls its very important. I dont knw how 2 get your contact,i finished 4rm d skool dis yr bt am presently in ghana nw and there is sometin i nid 2 find out 4rm there,mayb u shld mail me or post your name on fbk 2 enable me contact u pls. Thanks

^biko follow topic joor , oduunu no dey do e-hookup , dat babe na craze pikin oo
no ofeenece

Sad and dry

poor attempt

@ poster try harder

efex

Hey Maka

wazzap,

i heard ur husband blacksta's in prison.

Blacksta's not my husband

he's my brother

now stop getting confused boy

Rymzo:

@Odunnu
Pls i wil like to hav an important discussion wit u concernin unn,pls its very important. I dont knw how 2 get your contact,mayb u shld mail me or post your name on fbk 2 enable me contact u pls. Thanks

dnt mind Idowu eh. You'l get every authentic info abt UNN on its students interactive forum www.unnforum.com but if you insist on talking to me,feel free. Send a mail to justwise@hotmail.co.uk
@topic. . .craze people ful here o

Odunnu:


@topic. . .craze people ful here o

including u are one of us oluchi ,
u dey form beta person abeg dis no b parliament behave like normal razz babe d persona fit u die

Odunnu:

dnt mind Idowu eh. You'l get every authentic info abt UNN on its students interactive forum www.unnforum.com but if you insist on talking to me,feel free. Send a mail to justwise@hotmail.co.uk
@topic. . .craze people ful here o

@Odunnu
Pls check your mail,d info i want is beyond dat forum. I wil prefer meeting u personaly cuz its nt only concernin unn stuff,i need someone i can trust 4 info cuz i dnt knw whom 2 trust again on nl,i hv been a victim of trust in d past. I also want 2 inform u abt someone which u might like 2 hear.

Idowuogbo:

^biko follow topic joor , oduunu no dey do e-hookup , dat babe na craze pikin oo
no ofeenece

Wats wrong wit u pple?

^ i hia u o , jealous u no , u wish

Lol

Odunnu:

Lol

Pls dear,hv u checkd ur mail or can we talk beta on yahoo messnga?

@joke
what?

very silly man, lol

Rymzo:

Pls dear,hv u checkd your mail or can we talk beta on yahoo messnga?

plz send another mail,I didnt c any frm you. Hop u indicated ur username?

makajibbz:

and i'm sure yu have the same species of husband/bf.

hw dos dat concerns u silly!

Jezzybrown:

exactly

go to hell bro!