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Difference Between White Parent And Black Parent by donedy: 8:22am On Feb 28, 2012
-WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY Bottom BACK!”

- WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
- BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready for this Bottom whoopin .”
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- WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- BlackParent : “Getcha Bottom up, don’t miss that damn bus”

- WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy aisle”
- BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for poo !”

- WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
- BlackParent :”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about

- WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- BlackParent : “Who won?”

- WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
-BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”

- WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
- BlackParent :”you better not be bleeping , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that poo up , don't bring no kids hom
Re: Difference Between White Parent And Black Parent by chyed: 8:24am On Feb 28, 2012
Lool.

Nice one but sound more like a ghetto black parent  grin
Re: Difference Between White Parent And Black Parent by Emmyk(m): 8:51am On Feb 28, 2012
Fact rather than joke.
Re: Difference Between White Parent And Black Parent by freshcvv(m): 9:02am On Feb 28, 2012
Which black parent are you talking about? Ghetto parents or Normal Black (general) parent?
Re: Difference Between White Parent And Black Parent by booqee(f): 10:52am On Feb 28, 2012
Yes u have to specify. Which kind of black parent? There are differences, u know.
In all, that was a nice piece. I liked it.
Re: Difference Between White Parent And Black Parent by sutoboy(m): 12:28am On Mar 01, 2012
the poster above me is stale!

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