A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as it comes home, it rushes & bleeps all the 153 hens... The farmer is impressed thinking about the eggs the hens would
hatch. At lunch, the young energetic cock again screws all the 153 hens. The farmer got tensed up now. Next day, he finds the cock fucking the ducks & the geese and parrot too which scared the hell out of him. Later that day, the farmer finds the cock lying pale, half-dead & vultures circling overhead. Farmer says "You deserved it, you Hot little bastard! U deserve this "The cock opens one eye,points up & says "Ssshhh. Let them land, I've never bleeped a vulture in my whole fucking career".....

A man was making LOVE to a village girl & she suddenly realized he was not using a condom she asked him;
you’re not using condom’? the man answered yes,& the girl asked; hope you don’t have HIV/AIDs? the man responded NO. The Girl then said thank God i don't want to get that thing again ooo… once bitten twice shy.

A naked lady ran into an Ibo man's taxi. She told the driver where she was going. The lbo man didn't start the car but he was just staring at the girl over & over again. The LADY saw him and said: what'sur problem man?? Haven't u seen a naked LADY before Ibo man replied: l'm not looking at ur unclothedness, I was just wondering where U kept the money u are going to pay me.

hehehehehehe

hehehehehehe
i just don't knw if this is jokes section or sexuality section!

bla-bla-bla

The Power of Šex:

It makes U so religious;
Oh God, yes, oh my god, Jesusssss! Yes!
It gives U your 1st start to singing lesson;
Hmmmmmm, annnnnnn, oooooooooh,

Ît makes U a natural competitor;
Fast, faster, faster!

U become Oga 4 NDLEA;
Šhit, Oh shit, shit, shit, shit! !
(Abi, who else dey order person 2 shit 4 9ja?)

U announce your own obituary;
Yeee! Ah U R killing me, I
'm dead, shit I'm finished,
I'll die 2day =))

Šome babes suddenly become terrorist;
Scatter it, destroy it,
don't have mercy, just tear it!

It makes U so respectful;
Give it to me pls, pls I'm begging, plsssss.

It brings out the loyalty in some;
Yea, I love U, U R the owner,
no one else, U R the best.

It turns some in2 beggars;
Yea, pls don't stop,
don't stop, just continue pls!!!!! .

Then, U go come dey answer the call of your ancestors wey no one else go dey hear except U; Yes! Yes! I'm coming, I'm comingggg, heeey,
I'want 2 release ooooooo! !!!!!!!!!!
U̶̲̥̅̊. be musician now?

starlight®®:
The Power of Šex:

It makes U so religious;
Oh God, yes, oh my god, Jesusssss! Yes!
It gives U your 1st start to singing lesson;
Hmmmmmm, annnnnnn, oooooooooh,

Ît makes U a natural competitor;
Fast, faster, faster!

U become Oga 4 NDLEA;
Šhit, Oh shit, shit, shit, shit! !
(Abi, who else dey order person 2 shit 4 9ja?)

U announce your own obituary;
Yeee! Ah U R killing me, I
'm dead, shit I'm finished,
I'll die 2day =))

Šome babes suddenly become terrorist;
Scatter it, destroy it,
don't have mercy, just tear it!

It makes U so respectful;
Give it to me pls, pls I'm begging, plsssss.

It brings out the loyalty in some;
Yea, I love U, U R the owner,
no one else, U R the best.

It turns some in2 beggars;
Yea, pls don't stop,
don't stop, just continue pls!!!!! .

Then, U go come dey answer the call of your ancestors wey no one else go dey hear except U; Yes! Yes! I'm coming, I'm comingggg, heeey,
I'want 2 release ooooooo! !!!!!!!!!!
U̶̲̥̅̊. be musician now?

Hahahahahaha!!!
U are a furkinggg mor'fucker!!!
I just spilled coffee on ma keyboard!

mcnepow: Hahahahahaha!!!
U are a furkinggg mor'fucker!!!
I just spilled coffee on ma keyboard!

why u dey lie nw. . . .coffee or Gari

bunmioguns:


why u dey lie nw. . . .coffee or Gari

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BUNMI..... YOU WICKED OOOOOOOOOO HAHHAHAHHHAA

bunmioguns:


why u dey lie nw. . . .coffee or Gari

garri dat kind early morning??

A nude guy was sunbathing at the beach. a little girl
comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl asks, 'What's under there?'
So the man answers A bird' The girl goes away and
the man later fell asleep. When he wakes up, he finds
himself in a hospital bed, and he was in a great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, 'What
happened?' The man answers, 'I don't kn......ow. I was
at the beach and fell asleep after talking to a little
girl' So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they
went to the beach to find any witnesses. When they
got there, they saw the little girl the man talked
about. So they asked her if she saw anything that
happened to the man, She answers, ' nOO, Just that
when he was sleeping, and I played with his bird,
After a while, it spat at me, so i gat angry n broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its Eggs. The doctor fainted.

A teacher walks into class with her hands behind her back and says "Class I've a fruit in my hands and its red". A little boy put up his hand, " I know, its an apple!" She says "No its a cherry but. I like how you're thinking". Next day she comes in the same manner and says "Class I've a long fruit in my hands and its yellow". A child says "I know, its a banana!" She says "No its a plantain but I like how you're thinking." Next day she walks into the class and little Johnny shouted "Miss I'm feeling something in my pocket and its really hard, sometimes its long, sometimes its short and it has a red head.". Teacher says "Take your bag and let's go down.". Little Johnny shouted "Miss its a pencil but I like how you're thinking.

hehehehehe

A farmer brought a young cock to his farm.
Old cock: young man maintain ur champion we don't have to fight
Young cock: baba u don chop enough nw go retire
Old man: Ok,let's race for it,if u win you get all d hens here
Young cock: baba u don't stand a chance
Old cock: I knw,just allow me take 20steps ahead of u b4 u start.

The old cock takes d 20steps as agreed and d young cock turbos towards him.
The farmer shoots d young cock.
Farmer: shit! Dis is d 3rd gay cock I've bought dis week...

A woman and her young lover were entering a Hotel when she sees her husband coming out with a young lady, so she yells out: "you son of a bitch! I knew it! that is why I came with a witness!!! =))

Omo mehn! Starlight, ur head dey dere gidigba!

booqee: Omo mehn! Starlight, ur head dey dere gidigba!

Sup pusssy

Did u missed me?









@yoke,
3/10

skales:


Sup pusssy

Did u missed me?


@yoke,
3/10

he-goat

@ switchi he's nt referring to ya

starlight®®:
A woman and her young lover were entering a Hotel when she sees her husband coming out with a young lady, so she yells out: "you son of a bitch! I knew it! that is why I came with a witness!!! =))

smart woman. Nice one

skales:


Sup pusssy

Did u missed me?

Sup di ck

u weren't missed in the least bit.
I only missed ur bad english!

how did u enjoy ur ban??

A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,"About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Ken, please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back".

A little while later, Ken returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go whenever he leaves here?"
Ken looked up, with tears in his eyes and said, "To your wife at home."

poster pls take it easy nah make my ribz no break finish abeg, u badt gan

A secretary receives an expensive pen from her boss as a birthday present. Then she sends a text to her boss to thank him. The boss' wife reads thε text, she became furious, packs her stuffs & leaves the house. Thε boss was puzzled. He couldn't understand why until he took his time to read his secretary's text:
THANKS boss, YOUR PEN.IS WONDERFUL

starlight®®:
A secretary receives an expensive pen from her boss as a birthday present. Then she sends a text to her boss to thank him. The boss' wife reads thε text, she became furious, packs her stuffs & leaves the house. Thε boss was puzzled. He couldn't understand why until he took his time to read his secretary's text:
THANKS boss, YOUR PEN.IS WONDERFUL

LMAO

dani1luv:

LMAO

Na dt type u go laff to, Naughty Mode

A lady went to the store to buy a parrot and asks the sales person "What's so special about the parrot ?"
Sales person" this parrot can talk" So the lady asks the parrot " how do i look?" The parrot replies " you look like a Fucking Slut?"
The lady gets pissed off and tells the sales person that its a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it.
The sales person tells her to please wait for 2 mins.
The sales person takes the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the parrot out he says "if you disrespect the lady out there I'll soak you in water again" and takes the parrot back outside.

The sales person asked the lady to ask the parrot another question.

Lady: "if i come home with 1 man what would you think?"
Parrot: "he's your husband"

Lady: "2 men"
Parrot "your husband and his brother"

Lady: "3 men"
Parrot: "your husband, his brother & your brother"

Lady : "4 men"
Parrot: "bring the fucking bucket of water, I already told you she's a slut!"

Two mad men planned to run away from the hospital, they agreed to go to d gate, beat up the watchman then open the gate and run away..... When they got to the gate, the watchman was not there and the gate was wide open..... they said 'Oh no! our plan has failed, lets go back, we will try again 2morro"

u triedt smaaalll

More grease to ur elbows