~TEN STUPID QUESTIONS& FUNNY
'ANSWERS'
1. When people see you lying
down, with your eyes closed
they still ask:- Are you sleeping? ANS: No! I'm training to die.. 2. When It'sraining and someone
notices you going out, theyask:
-
Are you going out in this rain?
ANS: No, I will go out in thenext
rain... 3. Your friend calls your HOME
PHONE:- Hey....Where are you?
ANS:Oh.. At the bus stop!!! 4. They see you wet coming out
from the bathroom:- Did you
just have a bath?
ANS: No, I just finished swimming
in the toilet pit 5. You are standing right in
front of the elevator(lift) on the
ground floor and they ask:- Are
you Going up?
ANS: No, no, I am waiting for my
office to come down and get me Here 6. Your boyfriend comes to your
house with a bunch of flowers,
And you still ask him:- are those
things Flower?
ANS: No baby!... They are
Carrots.... 7. You're in the toilet when
someone knocks on the door
asking: - Is anyone in there?
ANS: No! Na my Dog dey Poo 8. You're in the queue to buy
tickets @ SilverBird cinema,a
friend sees u & asks:- Dearie,
what are u doing here?
ANS:Emmm.... I'm here to pay my
school fees.. 9. You are Eating Rice & your
brother asked:- Are You eating
Fried Rice?
ANS:- Nope, I'm eating Baked Rice 10. A friend sees you at agege
Motor park and asked:- Are you
trying to travel by Road to
ILORIN?
ANS: No, I'm waiting for my flight
here at motor park..

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