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Ten Stupid Questions And Answers by Nobody: 9:59am On May 03, 2012 |
~TEN STUPID QUESTIONS& FUNNY 'ANSWERS' 1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping? ANS: No! I'm training to die.. 2. When It'sraining and someone notices you going out, theyask: - Are you going out in this rain? ANS: No, I will go out in thenext rain... 3. Your friend calls your HOME PHONE:- Hey....Where are you? ANS:Oh.. At the bus stop!!! 4. They see you wet coming out from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath? ANS: No, I just finished swimming in the toilet pit 5. You are standing right in front of the elevator(lift) on the ground floor and they ask:- Are you Going up? ANS: No, no, I am waiting for my office to come down and get me Here 6. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers, And you still ask him:- are those things Flower? ANS: No baby!... They are Carrots.... 7. You're in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there? ANS: No! Na my Dog dey Poo 8. You're in the queue to buy tickets @ SilverBird cinema,a friend sees u & asks:- Dearie, what are u doing here? ANS:Emmm.... I'm here to pay my school fees.. 9. You are Eating Rice & your brother asked:- Are You eating Fried Rice? ANS:- Nope, I'm eating Baked Rice 10. A friend sees you at agege Motor park and asked:- Are you trying to travel by Road to ILORIN? ANS: No, I'm waiting for my flight here at motor park.. |
Re: Ten Stupid Questions And Answers by Exponental(m): 10:53am On May 03, 2012 |
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Re: Ten Stupid Questions And Answers by dani1luv: 11:09am On May 03, 2012 |
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