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Politics / Re: Stay On Top Of The News... Get The Pdf Of All Newspapers In Nigeria Daily. by barnabasj(f): 10:24am
Ok . Thank you Sir, This help we in the Diaspora
Politics / Re: Please Is Amaechi Tenure Ending on May 29? by barnabasj(f): 4:50pm On Apr 23
saintgp:
yes it will be ending on may29th because the part of the constitution that would made him stay till three months time has been amended.

Ok Thank you.
Politics / Re: A COMIC RELIEF You Will Surely Laugh by barnabasj(f): 4:49pm On Apr 23
Lol grin grin
Politics / A COMIC RELIEF You Will Surely Laugh by barnabasj(f): 12:13pm On Apr 23
Jonathan met with the Queen of England. Then the following conversation ensued:!

JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.

QUEEN: The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.

JONATHAN: But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?

QUEEN: Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.

The Queen sent for David Cameron. David Cameron walked into the room;

CAMERON: Yes, your majesty. You sent for me.

QUEEN: Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

CAMERON: hmmm... that would be me.

QUEEN: Yes, very good.

Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo.

JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?

SAMBO: I'm not sure. Let me get back to you. He asked all his staff in the office but none could give him an answer.

Sambo ran into Babatunde Raji Fashola. Sambo asked Fashola.

SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"

FASHOLA: That's easy; its me!

Sambo smiled and said, Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.

SAMBO: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle. It's Babatunde Raji Fashola!

Jonathan got angry. He said to Sambo: No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward. I am surrounded by Dummies! The answer is
David Cameron!!

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Politics / Please Is Amaechi Tenure Ending on May 29? by barnabasj(f): 12:06pm On Apr 23
House Please when is River State Governor Rotimi Amaechi ending since he was sworn in 3 Months after Gov.Celestine Omehia have been in Office, Is Omehia tenure counts part of Amaechi or will he have extra 3 Month to his tenure after May 29 ?

Thank you.
Politics / Re: Refusal To Respect Single-term Agreement Caused Pdp’s Defeat – Gov. Aliyu by barnabasj(f): 6:19pm On Apr 17
Imbecilee Speaking again

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Politics / Re: Which Governor-Elects Are Likely To Be Removed By Tribunals? by barnabasj(f): 4:42pm On Apr 13
Wike the Son of Maama Peace
Politics / Minor Caught In The Act Voting by barnabasj(f): 12:28pm On Mar 28
My View is that at least he is Human Being excercising is right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But better than a Cattle voting.

TV/Movies / Re: APC Reality Tv Show 'House Of Change' To Be Aired Tonight by barnabasj(f): 12:19am On Mar 27
Please where can we watch it online? Do you have any link on the Internet where we can watched the Video.

Thank you.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Comic Relief About Nigeria. by barnabasj(f): 9:37pm On Mar 18
flinton:
Lolz, a relief indeed!
But it's still GEJ till 2019
@flinton let wait and see. Thanks
Jokes Etc / A Comic Relief About Nigeria. by barnabasj(f): 8:03pm On Mar 18
A COMIC RELIEF:

Jonathan met with the Queen of England. Then the following conversation ensued:

JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.

QUEEN: The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.

JONATHAN: But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?

QUEEN: Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.

The Queen sent for David Cameron. David Cameron walked into the room;

CAMERON: Yes, your majesty. You sent for me.

QUEEN: Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

CAMERON: hmmm... that would be me.

QUEEN: Yes, very good.

Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice

President Sambo.

JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?

SAMBO: I'm not sure. Let me get back to you. He asked all his staff in the office but none could give him an answer.

Sambo ran into Babatunde Raji Fashola. Sambo asked Fashola.

SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"

FASHOLA: That's easy; its me!

Sambo smiled and said, Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.

SAMBO: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle. It's Babatunde Raji Fashola!

Jonathan got angry. He said to Sambo: No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward. I am surrounded by Dummies! The answer is

David Cameron!!!
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Townhall Meeting At Maryland USA (Photos) by barnabasj(f): 11:34am On Mar 17
dunkem21:


You guys are just sympathetic. So, you will convince an 18+ adult with a phone to vote for a party because Osinbajo came around. Meanwhile some have holed up for 9 yrs dia. I know if its Good luck, the tori go be say him don go share dollars.

Na so one guy wey carry APC for head com confess say him no be Nigerian. ..and which yeye money una think say una dey send sef?
We don upgrade tay tey ..una no dey see machine we dey carry ..tell Tambuwal, Amaechi, Dangote, seun, Adenuga, Ikeji, Tinubu, Muazu, Obasanjo, Ini edo ..to go and live abroad and come back with answers.

Make una come back o before we buy land finish.

@dunkem21
I came to Nigeria in December 2014, we stayed in Lagos for 10 days we are on Generator and almost all the city was on Generator throughout the Night, People kept complaining PDP have rule Nigeria for 16 still they cannot provides Nigerians with Basic amenities, I know that you yourself overnight yesternight you slept in Darkness with Mosquito Biting your face with sweat and also I know your Phone must have been charge by Generator in your office or at home!!!!!!!!!!! If you want to be sincere do you have power at home now or at work? is that a Life you want to live for your children.
Also if you looks around your take about 10 people that graduated in the Last 5 years, how many of them have a Good Job?

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Townhall Meeting At Maryland USA (Photos) by barnabasj(f): 9:24am On Mar 17
olrotimi:
The questions I want to ask, which are not as difficult as JAMB questions are :
Do these Maryland folks have PVC?
Are they coming to vote?

Back to your question, I live in Copenhagen Finland, I have father,Mother and younger ones that i send money to in Nigeria every month, I also have cousin that I have pay their Tuition fees but yet they are unemployed and all of them are complaining about the situation in Nigeria, Me alone I have mobilize about 10 people, I call them and make sure they have there PVC ready and vote against this Wasteful Government,

Each Nigeria in the Diaspora have at-least minimum of like 5 to 10 People they cater for and if they can mobilize those people it will go along way.
Hope you understands why Nigerian in the Diaspora is important.
Thank you

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Wife Spotted Frying Akara (photo) by barnabasj(f): 10:11am On Mar 16
Sai Buhari

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Nairaland / General / Re: PHOTO: What Will You Do If You See This In Your Room? by barnabasj(f): 8:22am On Mar 12
I will check which country currency is this? And Hope its not Zimbambwe Dollars anyway!!!!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Olorunsogo Plant Commissioned By Pres Jonathan Can Only Supply 200 MW Not 750MW by barnabasj(f): 8:30pm On Mar 10
Transformation Agenda to Scam Nigeria.
Education / Re: School Children Die On Their Way Back From Excursion. (graphic Photos). by barnabasj(f): 8:26pm On Mar 10
RIP
Politics / Re: Atiku Under Pressure To Dump APC As Jonathan Woos Him - Daily Sun by barnabasj(f): 12:14pm On Mar 10
Kemi Omololu Olunloyo another mor.on like FFK

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Politics / Re: FG Slashes Works Ministry’s Budget From N100bn To N11bn..Minister Of Works by barnabasj(f): 2:21am On Mar 10
Transformation Agenda wink cheesy grin grin grin grin cool cool cool

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Politics / FG Slashes Works Ministry’s Budget From N100bn To N11bn..Minister Of Works by barnabasj(f): 2:20am On Mar 10
http://www.punchng.com/news/fg-slashes-works-ministrys-budget-from-n100bn-to-n11bn/


The Minister of Works, Mike Onolememen, said the ministry’s N100bn proposed budget for 2015 was slashed by the Ministry of Finance to N11bn, representing an 89 per cent slash.

Onolememen, who was in the Senate to defend his ministry’s estimates for the fiscal year, added that no sum was approved for the Federal Roads Maintenance Agency’s capital projects and the Office of the Surveyor -General of the Federation.

He said the Finance ministry predicated its action on the economic realities on the ground.

The minister expressed concern that only 33 out of the 210 ongoing road projects had been provided for in view of the “lean allocation” to the ministry.

He also said the provision was not sufficient to encourage contractors to sustain appreciable progress on their work sites.

Onolememen added, “No provisions have been made for other departments of the ministry such as Road and Bridge Design Department, Mechanical and Electrical Department and the Service Department.”

The minister also disclosed that since 2011, the ministry had always been owed outstanding budgeted funds.

He said, “Only N45, 682, 844, 395.00bn was released for the works ministry out of 2014 capital appropriation of N98, 814, 368, 704bn . This leaves a balance of N53, 131, 524, 309.00 not released as of December 2014.

“It is important to emphasise that the performance of the ministry would have been considerably enhanced if the outstanding budgeted funds of N53.131bn had been released to the ministry.

“More importantly, if the cumulative outstanding budgeted funds of N203, 392, 075, 947.25 for the period spanning 2011 to 2014 had been released, the total indebtedness would have been brought down from N230bn to N27bn”

He however said that due to the lean capital budget, a model of Public Private Partnership was being explored to ensure that more capital projects were carried out this year.

Most members of the Senate Committee on Works described the budget of the ministry as laughable .

The Chairman of the committee, Ayogu Eze, said the budget was very terrible for a sector that needs at least N500bn annually for road construction and maintenance.

“To now be given just N11bn, means the ministry would need a magician to perform wonders.

“The picture being painted by this budget profile is very grim. We are in a period of crisis which we must all manage very critically.”

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Politics / Re: Who Should Fund Buhari's Funeral? APC Or FG? by barnabasj(f): 1:48pm On Mar 06
AlfaSeltzer:
When Buhari eventually dies as anticipated, who should fund his funeral? The federal government or APC?

@Alfaseltzer you are a confirmed Morour.n
Politics / Re: Benue State Commissioner Slumps, Dies At 46 by barnabasj(f): 2:00am On Mar 05
RIP
Politics / Re: Should Patience Jonathan Have Said This? (pics) by barnabasj(f): 1:46pm On Mar 02
Yes she did, i have the video. I dont know how to share it.
Politics / APC Members They Speaks With Bitterness,venom And Angers. President Jonathan by barnabasj(f): 8:11pm On Mar 01
President Goodluck Jonathan comments about the opposition party, noting that members of the party speak with venom and bitterness.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=32aKgc0j0Ws
Politics / Re: . by barnabasj(f): 12:13pm On Mar 01
Ademusiwa1:
What nonsense are you talking about ajimobi is the worth governor

Mimiko built over 100 school with less money than ajimobi.
He is the worst performing governor.

You can compare project online. He only built 1 bridge in 4 years.. He is likely going to end up in jail after his term finish

I.diot you forget that Ondo State is an Oil Producing State, they got extra 13% from the Oil money, they have more allocation than Oyo State

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Politics / Re: Olorunsogo Plant Commissioned By Pres Jonathan Can Only Supply 200 MW Not 750MW by barnabasj(f): 8:14pm On Feb 26
What is the Update on the Plant?
Politics / Re: We're Not Politicians, Stop Inviting Us To Improtu Meetings....ogun Obas To Gej by barnabasj(f): 10:20pm On Feb 21
Please who is the Guy standing behind Jonathan? Thanks you all
Politics / Re: Olorunsogo Plant Commissioned By Pres Jonathan Can Only Supply 200 MW Not 750MW by barnabasj(f): 10:05am On Feb 21
@hopilo Please watch the video before you crucify me. PDP continues to Scam Nigeria
Politics / Re: Olorunsogo Plant Commissioned By Pres Jonathan Can Only Supply 200 MW Not 750MW by barnabasj(f): 12:32am On Feb 21
barnabasj:
President Jonathan commissioned the 750 Megawatt Olorunsogo Phase 2 Power Plant today, But while taking the President round the New facility tour the Chief Engineer of the Plant told Mr. President the Plants can only produce about 200 Megawatt of Electricity not 750MW as being speculated in the media and also By the Presidency. (Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)

Please watch the Video from 1:09:45 to 1:12:00 ( Just skip and watch for 2 Minutes and leave a comments) This government continue to Scam Nigerian.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZWFUEQEmws

Commissioning of NIPP 750MW Olorunsogo II Power Station By President Jonathan


https://www.facebook.com/jonathangoodluck/posts/908216849228690?notif_t=notify_me

Today in Ogun state, I commissioned the 750 Megawatt Olorunsogo Phase 2 Power Plant to the glory of God and the benefit of Nigerians. This project of the National Integrated Power Project, NIPP, will provide additional electricity to power the ongoing Transformation of Nigeria from the largest economy in Africa to a top 20 global economy. It is the goal of this administration to ensure that we work with all Nigerians to provide the infrastructure our nation needs to fulfill her remarkably great potential.
I appreciate the warm reception the people and leaders of Ogun State accorded me and my entourage during the visit. May God bless Nigeria. GEJ.
Politics / Olorunsogo Plant Commissioned By Pres Jonathan Can Only Supply 200 MW Not 750MW by barnabasj(f): 12:28am On Feb 21
President Jonathan commissioned the 750 Megawatt Olorunsogo Phase 2 Power Plant today, But while taking the President round the New facility tour the Chief Engineer of the Plant told Mr. President the Plants can only produce about 200 Megawatt of Electricity not 750MW as being speculated in the media and also By the Presidency. (Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)

Please watch the Video from 1:09:45 to 1:12:00 ( Just skip and watch for 2 Minutes and leave a comments) This government continue to Scam Nigerian.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZWFUEQEmws

Commissioning of NIPP 750MW Olorunsogo II Power Station By President Jonathan


https://www.facebook.com/jonathangoodluck/posts/908216849228690?notif_t=notify_me

Today in Ogun state, I commissioned the 750 Megawatt Olorunsogo Phase 2 Power Plant to the glory of God and the benefit of Nigerians. This project of the National Integrated Power Project, NIPP, will provide additional electricity to power the ongoing Transformation of Nigeria from the largest economy in Africa to a top 20 global economy. It is the goal of this administration to ensure that we work with all Nigerians to provide the infrastructure our nation needs to fulfill her remarkably great potential.
I appreciate the warm reception the people and leaders of Ogun State accorded me and my entourage during the visit. May God bless Nigeria. GEJ.

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