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Romance / Re: I Regret Having Sex At Age 19 by bignoisemaker(m): 5:44pm
Now, the fun is no longer there again. There's nothing to look up to again when i turn 30 and enter into wedlock. Life seems boring now i'm back home because i've seen it all. From partying to drinking to luxury life then sex.

I missed when i was 13 or so and had my first wet dream. When i sneaked to view porn magazines. Now phones and xvideos has made fun too explicit for youths.

My people, what is there to live for again?
Romance / I Regret Having Sex At Age 19 by bignoisemaker(m): 5:37pm
Growing up, i always looked forward to enjoying sex once i'm married. My mum would tell me: "leave girls for now till you get married. You go do 'that tin' tire by then."

i didn't listen. I saw her as an enemy of progress because i wanted my sexual freedom. I did all sorts of crazy stuff while on my own in school. From loads of porn, to self-service and marathon sex
Romance / Re: This Nairalander Goes Around Bullying Users On The Platform by bignoisemaker(m): 9:47am
DonPiiko:
Ibka.yee come and see, no credit to you.
it's not ibkay.ee. She's too sweet to do that. I'm sure it's one evicted mod by the name ishi...e. Fill in the missing gaps smiley

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Romance / Re: There Are 10 Nairaland Girls I Will Gladly Give Mouthaction by bignoisemaker(m): 7:33pm On Jul 14
Oyindidi:
People still dey mumu like this for Nl? shocked
:-/ come and be going
Romance / Re: It Pains Me To Accept That My Girl Is bleeping Someone While I'm Toiling by bignoisemaker(m): 8:42am On Jul 13
mimimile93:
bro forget abt goin into a relationship wit naija babes ooo. They are all ashawos.. Hustle get money and go get urself a clean pvssy abroad.
hmm shocked
Romance / Re: 3 Reasons Why Having A Girlfriend Is Better Than Masturbating by bignoisemaker(m): 3:30pm On Jul 12
MISEDUCATIONS:
which girl in 2018 does chores?? these girls who cant switch on a stove without whinging for africa? are you crazy??
hmm.. Different tale for different folk i guess
Romance / Re: 3 Reasons Why Having A Girlfriend Is Better Than Masturbating by bignoisemaker(m): 1:14pm On Jul 11
milemimi93:
I'd rather go to a brothel than invite a leech into my life.. Girlfriends are leeches
not all. At least i've seen some virtuous and contented ladies here like nwanyiaketti [not sure of the spelling], divay22, rukkydelta, refiner, sexybbstar etc

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Romance / Re: 3 Reasons Why Having A Girlfriend Is Better Than Masturbating by bignoisemaker(m): 6:45am On Jul 11
milemimi93:
I'd rather go to a brothel than invite a leech into my life.. Girlfriends are leeches
hmm.. Not all though. There was one campus girl i dated back in school for 3 years. She was understanding, loving and co-operative
Romance / Re: 3 Reasons Why Having A Girlfriend Is Better Than Masturbating by bignoisemaker(m): 2:46pm On Jul 10
3. Passion

there is a better feeling during intimacy with a girl than using your hands. The connection is second to none. You get to feel each others bodies and savour romance. During cold times, the physical presence of a partner is needed. You need that someone to hold close to till you sleep off.

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Romance / Re: 3 Reasons Why Having A Girlfriend Is Better Than Masturbating by bignoisemaker(m): 1:59pm On Jul 10
2. Helper

with a girlfriend, most chores are off our necks. I can't imagine myself washing the dishes [petty job] when i have loads of work to think of at the office. Although it's also fun doing chores with your partner during leisure time. Girlfriends can also assist financially.
Romance / Re: 3 Reasons Why Having A Girlfriend Is Better Than Masturbating by bignoisemaker(m): 1:50pm On Jul 10
1. Soul mate

when you have a girlfriend, you finally find someone who you can bond with. You share your feelings and connect in a special way. It's feels good to have someone close to share your good side and downside with. You being there to calm/douse tension and give assurance to one another. Vaseline can't do that.
Romance / 3 Reasons Why Having A Girlfriend Is Better Than Masturbating by bignoisemaker(m): 1:45pm On Jul 10
In the last eight years, i've spent some years dating and the other part 'going solo.' below are three reasons why i'll say having a girlfriend is better than masturbating.......
Romance / Re: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by bignoisemaker(m): 2:26am On Jul 03
Tall, slim, dark girls are what i long for.
Romance / Re: I Have Noticed 3 Things About Young Girls' Pant by bignoisemaker(m): 9:17pm On Jun 28
abimic:
When u said Hall 3....i knew you would be one of those guys who wake so early to stand at the corridor to see girls bathe and be disturbing our Peace in the hall while the girls scream back that u want see where u come out from.... grin...hall 3 boys are so stubborn and they like women but got no boldness to start a relationship.
lol.. Proudly 'an arrow' in block b that year wink
Romance / Re: It Pains Me To Accept That My Girl Is bleeping Someone While I'm Toiling by bignoisemaker(m): 1:26pm On Jun 26
gonkin:


Its best not to think about who's currently having her. Just make sure she has no hidden agenda. Some girls can keep secrets and when u find out from another source it could alter the relationship. Just focus on getting stable
hmm... True talk. I don't think i'll tolerate a girl cheating on me once i start a relationship [to be fuelled by my finance]
Romance / Re: I Have A Few Things To Say About Ibkayee, Twaci And Sinaj by bignoisemaker(m): 1:17pm On Jun 21
1REPUBLIC:
might I ask what you hope to achieve with this post
mainly for humour and attention. From the comments above, i can see it worked smiley
Romance / Re: I Have A Few Things To Say About Ibkayee, Twaci And Sinaj by bignoisemaker(m): 4:53pm On Jun 19
Pearlyakin:
I really wish i can have a date with that lady called tw.aci.
as in eh... I've always admired her personality, right from the days she wrote 'the journal of a nymphomaniac'
Romance / Re: I Have A Few Things To Say About Ibkayee, Twaci And Sinaj by bignoisemaker(m): 11:34am On Jun 19
Perspectives:
You now have my attention
I'll pass. I'm not gay!
Romance / Re: I Have A Few Things To Say About Ibkayee, Twaci And Sinaj by bignoisemaker(m): 11:54pm On Jun 18
somito121:

Bros you must be an Engineer.
or a physicst
Romance / Re: I Have A Few Things To Say About Ibkayee, Twaci And Sinaj by bignoisemaker(m): 9:03pm On Jun 18
HauteReel:
Put your mind to productive tasks. Time is not renewable.
i hear @ oga renewable
Romance / Re: I Have A Few Things To Say About Ibkayee, Twaci And Sinaj by bignoisemaker(m): 7:21pm On Jun 18
IamAirforce1:
Lol
it's too late to fail smiley
Romance / Re: I Have A Few Things To Say About Ibkayee, Twaci And Sinaj by bignoisemaker(m): 1:52pm On Jun 18
Ibk.ayee - a sophisticated and influential lady. She's foreign [lives abroad]. Due to her personality, she's hardly bashed. The guys here love her and can break a leg to win her attention

sinaj - the lady with the highest number of 'likes' on her D.P. She's pretty, voluptuous with a nice smile. She's got that lovely igbotic touch. I can predict she's high class and expensive since she's from the east and enlightened.

I can only admire from afar

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Romance / I Have A Few Things To Say About Ibkayee, Twaci And Sinaj by bignoisemaker(m): 1:46pm On Jun 18
When you talk about girls/women with class around here, you've got to think of those three. Considering the fact that i'm just a 15k-a-month salary earner, i won't have the boldness to woo anyone of them in reality. Here's their profile......

Twa.ci, a pretty and eloquent member of this group, is revered by many romancelanders. She hardly comes around these days but her charisma and influence still reverberates in our lips.

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Romance / Re: Although I'm 26, I Don't Think I Can Date A Girl Above 16 [see Reasons] by bignoisemaker(m): 9:05pm On Jun 15
amzee:
Mtchew
can't you air your opinion without hissing?
Romance / Re: I Miss Rocking Yansh by bignoisemaker(m): 1:35pm On Jun 12
I'm all grown up now with little or no fun again
Romance / Re: I Miss Rocking Yansh by bignoisemaker(m): 9:38am On Jun 12
MY DAYS AT UNIBEN

i entered uniben around 2010 when the school was bubbling with parties. Not now that the school is cutting down on parties. Then there was the famous bonfire organised by hostels and departments. I had friends in almost all faculties. We updated each other on the latest parties. From welcome party to hostel/dept week, i was present.

I noticed that in such parties, naive or reserved girls loosened up to dance. I also had this strange boldness on the dance floor to approach girls.

I remember one dinner party i attended till dawn. It was a bomb. Things got messy between me and a slim naughty girl and we were all touchy touchy.

Medical hostel, optometry dept and ekenwan students always had a blast in organisation. Little wonder, i crossed over to ekenwan campus on some occasions.
Romance / Re: I Miss Rocking Yansh by bignoisemaker(m): 9:20am On Jun 12
SECONDARY SCHOOL DAYS

right from ss1, i was a party freak. I was a teenager at a time parties were really in vogue as a result of enough money in circulation then. I joined PLADDS club who were really into social gatherings amongst public school.

After the whole boring talk during their event, it went down to 'dance! Dance! Dance!' no bum bum was spared by my flaccid rod.

I remember one sophisticated and innocently-looking teen who turned down my request to dance with her. Immediately she heard 'do me' by psquare, she threw caution to the wind and rocked me all over. Chei!

I also didn't miss birthdays at once popular hotels like mekaval, casa de pedro, mcdonalds, bulos etc
Romance / I Miss Rocking Yansh by bignoisemaker(m): 9:14am On Jun 12
For timid and broke guys like me, grinding one's rod on a lady's behind at parties served as our main source of sexual ecstacy. Although, i'm pass adolescence stage now, i can't help but reminisce about the good times of the past.......
Romance / Re: Although I'm 26, I Don't Think I Can Date A Girl Above 16 [see Reasons] by bignoisemaker(m): 10:35pm On Jun 06
pocohantas:
[s][/s]

There is just one reason.
YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE.
huh? I hear you chief feminist. E go tire you very soon. As if 10 years gap is very bad. Young girls are more exposed these days. Even in the past, some girls married between 14-16 years. I'm not just up for 'advanced' ladies bullsh1t again

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Romance / Re: Although I'm 26, I Don't Think I Can Date A Girl Above 16 [see Reasons] by bignoisemaker(m): 7:08am On Jun 06
3) They are loyal: when i chat with young girls and try to make a pass at one or two, the next thing I hear is 'I can never cheat on my boyfriend.' girls around 16 know what true love is all about.

The girl of 18 i once dated was always making secret calls. I also noticed she was 'wide down there.' how come?

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Romance / Re: Although I'm 26, I Don't Think I Can Date A Girl Above 16 [see Reasons] by bignoisemaker(m): 7:03am On Jun 06
2] display of affection: you give an advanced girl attention and care but they hardly reciprocate well. But girls of 15-16 give you overdose of affection as love still means a lot to them. They spend their card as well to call you. Wake you up with text messages amongst other things

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