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Politics / Re: Nigerian Twitter Users Call Out Ambode Over Report That Fashola Spent N139m On by fewj(m): 12:15pm On Aug 25
aresa:



I'm not God, but he's not getting my vote or the votes of Nigerians in Lagos and on twitter demanding he return their votes.

Responsible and competent leaders don't lie and when they have facts and proof of wrong going, duty demands that they forward their evidence of wrong doing to law enforcement agencies for prosecution, not releasing lies and half truths on the internet just to play politics and destroy other people's image.

There's a clear difference between accountability and releasing false, misleading and worthless accusations on the internet..

It seems you're privy to information the rest of us don't have, why not help clear the falsehood?
Webmasters / Re: Professional Web Design And Development In Warri, Delta State, Nigeria by fewj(m): 9:41pm On Aug 16
ClintonNzedimma:

lol...frankwaive, so its you dat i have been trying to beat in SEO for web design companies in warri in google.
Nice to see you here

lol, good to know someone is trying to beat me, I've been trying to beat other people since forever!!!
Politics / Re: N59bn Abuja Airport Expressway Becoming A Death Trap (Pics) by fewj(m): 3:35pm On Aug 14
See the tiny portholes you guys are complaining of, please come to warri and see REAL portholes



Tiny or large, portholes in Nigerian roads are unacceptable!

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Politics / Re: Official Press Statement By Former Governor Raji Fashola On Website Allegations by fewj(m): 10:42am On Aug 14
Am sorry your excellency, you are just an unapologetic looter like the rest of your cohorts, I had hoped that you will clarify a typographical error, sadly you have confirmed the figures with unreasonable excuses. As intelligent and exposed as I assumed you to be, you actually believed this your "Defence" would "clear the air"?

So this is how you were spending the billions you were borrowing?

Maybe this anti-corruption war you and your associates postulate is actually a facade!!!

Am pretty sure if I give @Seun N40 Million, he'll happily build me a better nairaland with apps in popular platforms, and fashola is trying to justify a N78 Million Naira blog with apps, haba

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Politics / Re: The Many Incredible Roles Of DSS Under President Muhammadu Buhari by fewj(m): 5:13pm On Aug 04
Mynd44:
1. Dasuki's case was one bordering on National security and they went with a warrant. It was during the search they discovered the cars. You might know (I don't think you know anyway) that to own a bulletproof car, you must have been cleared by all National security agencies including the DSS. So they were well within their constraints

2. Still Dasuki. They found on him high powered rifles which no one would have issued licence for. What is that, national security or what?

3. When oil marketers went on strike, the country was all but shut down. I think it is fair if we call our energy sector a national security one. In the USA, the FBI are called in issues of Economics that might threaten internal security or a cartel purposely hiking prices

4. Stop being a clown. When the DSS was used to escort electoral materials, you did not know you were also going to have them involved all through?

5. This is hilarious. The DSS can actually go into any crime scene they want and it is then their choice on whether to intervene or not. No arrests were made and they left them to their issues.

You people make this too easy

What is the mandate of the DSS?
Programming / How To Install Laravel on OS x by fewj(m): 9:23am On Aug 04
How To Install Laravel on OS x
If you’re reading this, chances are you are already in love with laravel, you probably have seen a couple of advantages laravel has over other frameworks, seen a tutorial video or read an article that has sparked your interest in laravel. However, loving laravel is one thing, installing it is another.

I personally got acquainted with laravel just before version 5 was released, but somehow I kept postponing diving into it, sadly, at the time I decided to, laravel 5 had been released and most of the instructions I found online for installation where either for a none XAMPP user or for version 4 for a XAMPP user and this was a pain!

So you don’t go spend so much time looking for a solution like I did, I’ve decided to be your knight in shinny armor, here’s how to install Laravel 5 on XAMMP for Mac OS X.

Requirements
Terminal
XAMPP

OSX by default has PHP pre-installed, so when you install XAMPP, you’ll actually be installing a second PHP version on your MAC. Your Computer decides which to use depending on if internet sharing is on (System preferences/sharing) or if xampp server is on and apache is started. To know which version of PHP you system is using by default, open terminal, run “which php” without the quotes.

If what you get IS NOT “/Applications/XAMPP/xamppfiles/bin/php”, here’s how to correct it

Create a file called .bash_profile on your home directory (if you don’t have this file already) from terminal, to do this run the following commands one line at a time

Read the rest here

http://www.frankwaive.com/how-to-install-laravel-on-a-mac-with-xampp/
Webmasters / Re: Professional Web Design And Development In Warri, Delta State, Nigeria by fewj(m): 8:10pm On Aug 03

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Family / Re: Finally Got A Job After So Long, But My In-Laws Won't Let Me Have It! by fewj(m): 12:05am On Jun 27
This is already a sign that you're letting your inlaws run your marriage, on the long run, this could crash the union...

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Politics / Re: Okorocha’s N1billion Mansion Shocks Buhari - Pointblank.com by fewj(m): 11:18pm On May 11
IdiAmin1:
Even though I'm not his fan, Rochas has always been a millionaire. So his theft in govt is like emptying a drum of water in an already acquired geepee tank.

We should focus on people like TA Orji whose theft is like stealing the geepee tank full of water itself undecided

Theft is theft!
Politics / Re: Atiku To Buhari: Reverse PHCN Privatisation by fewj(m): 5:07pm On Apr 28
chamboy:
but not to this extreme

You didn't see the fox documentary that called obama the anti-christ? funny enough he (obama) made a joke of it after winning his first term election.... lol
Politics / Re: Atiku To Buhari: Reverse PHCN Privatisation by fewj(m): 2:09pm On Apr 28
Alphaoscar:
Buhari killed his wife and injected sickle cell into his daughter who later died because he hated her.- AIT

And you want AIT to be following Buhari anywhere he goes?






AIT never see anything


Have you ever heard foxnews report anything good about Barack Obama?
Celebrities / Re: Billionaire Wife, Dabota Lawson Shows Off Her Palatial Living Room by fewj(m): 9:19pm On Mar 28
choked up space, riotous coloring!
Technology Market / Re: Neatly Used Macbook Air 120K by fewj(m): 12:38pm On Feb 20
sa
Technology Market / Re: Neatly Used Macbook Air 120K by fewj(m): 8:41pm On Feb 16
still available
Technology Market / Re: Neatly Used Macbook Air 120K by fewj(m): 2:55pm On Feb 16
hustla:
100k bro

kindly contact me
Technology Market / Re: Neatly Used Macbook Air 120K by fewj(m): 8:02pm On Feb 15
lol
tooltip:
90k serious buyer
Technology Market / Re: Neatly Used Macbook Air 120K by fewj(m): 10:21pm On Feb 13
Thats pretty low
Technology Market / Neatly Used Macbook Air 120K by fewj(m): 10:08pm On Feb 12
Neatly Used Macbook air, late 2010 version

256gb ssd

4gb ram

4hrs + battery

Call and whatsapp 07030248027

Romance / Re: Afraid Of Marriage? by fewj(m): 12:10am On Feb 02
Tabelachizza:
Wondering whether anyone is afraid of Marriage as I am.The fear of leaving my family,my siblings,especially my immediate elder bro which is my small god,who condones all my excesses:Gets me any good stuffs he sees on the way,who is always d first to caution me when am wrong:Will I get married into a peaceful family like mine where all of us are agemates,share things in common,will they accept my Introvert nature?Will they be complaining that I am too quiet?will they get the fact that my bed is my best friend in the whole wide world? When Everyone says"you are too BORING"will they say such too.will they understand that I am not the type that involve in Family discussions?I gain my Energy when I am alone thinking and researching as a Biochemist that I am,will they accept me that way?My Family,My better half,the only people that understands the life pattern of their last child::hmmmm,My future career is my uttermost concern,will they understand that I need a Doctorate Degree? Can they ever treat me the way my family does? God!! Your Grace is all I need.I pray Theyunderstands::

There's only one way to find out.... embarassed

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Politics / Re: Apc Campaigns With Cow In One Of Their Rallies by fewj(m): 10:34pm On Jan 31
As long as the cow doesn't vote, no wahala!
Webmasters / Re: How Can We Make Nairaland More Beautiful? by fewj(m): 11:14pm On Jan 29
Still waiting for a better looking Nl
Technology Market / Re: Need A Fairly Use Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 2014 Tablet by fewj(m): 9:58pm On Jan 29
Still available?
Technology Market / Re: Samsung Galaxy Note by fewj(m): 9:57pm On Jan 29
still available?
Politics / A Tale Of Two Bad Options - APC/PDP GMB/GEJ by fewj(m): 1:20pm On Dec 18, 2014
I get offended everytime i see these APC/PDP GMB/GEJ arguments, sadly, you're all missing the koko here! This shouldn't be about any party or any individual, it should be a united clarion call for the total change of our political culture.

If APC wins the presidential elections, the same PDP crooks will all decamp to APC like they did in EDO state, and it will end up being a merigle round affair, an exercise in futility.

A 72yr old retired general that participated in the illegal killing of Igbos and others during the civil war now wants to be their president, even my hat wearing otueke president isn't helping, haba. Nigerians should stand up and reject these wrong practices, say no to two bad options.

We live in a country were touts and motor park boys become senators and governors, where ex-cons and known crooks become presidents, ministers and special advisers. How can a motor park boy successfully lead a state? No wonder our country is as disorganized as a motor park, we have the wrong people at the wrong places, doing the wrong things at the wrong times for the wrong reasons!

http://frankwaive.com/a-tale-of-two-bad-options/

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Politics / Re: Check Out A Lawmaker Resting After Jump The Fence Yesterday +pics Lol by fewj(m): 12:02pm On Nov 21, 2014
Before you take sides, remember none of these folks have our best interest at heart...

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Computers / Re: 5 Gadgets That Are All Hype And Overpriced by fewj(m): 1:02pm On Aug 30, 2014
You obviously have never owned a Mac. Am surprised your list does not contain iPhones... lol
Romance / Re: Naija Ladies Whats The Largest Amount Of Money U Don Give Ur Boyfriend? by fewj(m): 1:06pm On Aug 07, 2014
ammyluv2002: 7k grin

amara!
Webmasters / Re: Funny Conversations With Clients by fewj(m): 12:37am On Jul 19, 2014
cbrass: Op what's the url of the website , I visited it but its giving 404 error . Is it www.clientsfromhell.com ?

http://www.webdesigndev.com/web-development/20-hilarious-clients-from-hell-quotes-designers
Webmasters / Re: Funny Conversations With Clients by fewj(m): 8:11pm On Jul 17, 2014
19. “Please email me back the file. I sent you the only copy I have.”

Thats my favourite
Webmasters / How To Choose A Web Designer by fewj(m): 7:27pm On Jul 17, 2014
http://www.webdesigner.com.ng/how-to-choose-a-web-designer-web-design-nigeria/

How to Choose a Web Designer
Over the years, I’ve been asked this same question over and over again, how do I decide which web designer to hire/employ? I’ve given several answers to this question both to prospective clients, organizations looking to hire a full-time web designer staff and other web workers.

The web design Nigeria market is quite crowded, with about 80% of the available options lacking the required skill and character set.
“I believe that any decision to do business with a service provider should be guided by the capacity and character of such a service provider.”

Your prospective web designer should possess the following skills and characteristics

The ability to write code – Too many upcoming web designers these days are lazy, they never learnt to write code, even if they did, they’re not good at it and as such they can’t produce uniquely genuine designs, the copy works from other designers and sometimes even use templates designed by other designers, this category of designers mostly produce poor jobs and they charge pretty cheap too!


Experience- While I believe fresh designers should be given a chance to show what they’re capable of doing, I would not want a web designer learning on the Job on my project, a web designer performing experiments with my project. I believe designs with experience, with a portfolio of past jobs should be top choice in your choice process. You could easily evaluate a web designer’s design capacity from his past projects.


Business Oriented- Find a web designer that is interested in making his work achieve your business objectives, provide lead generation, increase sales and return of investment (ROI).
Here’s how I can help you

You could hire me! – Over the years, I’ve acquired the skill and character set required as stated above for web design projects, I would offer reliable business partnership

Free Consultation- I can also provide you with free consultation if you want.


http://www.webdesigner.com.ng/nigerian-website-designer-contact/request-a-design-proposal/
Webmasters / Funny Conversations With Clients by fewj(m): 12:04pm On Jul 17, 2014
As a freelance designer it is practically impossible if you haven’t met already a client who made your life a living hell! They’re impossible to miss, but once you’re done with them and finished your project, you’ll have some really funny memories! There’s an awesome, amusing website named ClientsFromHell where you’ll find lots of hilarious quotes from terrible clients. After a hard day at work, you may want to check it out, to get your daily dose of laughter.

Here’s some of the best quotes we could find. Did you have a ‘client from hell’ experience? Share it with us!

1. After sending two invoices for payment, I sent another and called the client when the receipt that they had received it came back.

CLIENT: Why are you calling me?

ME: You haven’t paid and this is the third invoice I’ve sent.

CLIENT: It’s even more than the last one!

ME: Yes. The contract you signed stated that I would add a late fee for payment.

CLIENT: You mean I have to actually pay you? I thought you were joking!

ME: What on earth made you think that?

CLIENT: You’re a freelancer!

ME: And…

CLIENT: Well, you work for free! If you were supposed to be paid, you’d be called a paidlancer or something!

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2. “See if we can get the domain name ‘foogle.com’, that way we get all the people who misspell google. If that’s taken, try tahoo, gacebook or qwitter”

[divider]
3. CLIENT: “I don’t mean to sound racist, but…”

ME: “But what?”

CLIENT: “But the site is too black.”

ME: “Like, literally too black?”

CLIENT: “Yes. The background is too black.”

ME: “That’s not racist. That has nothing to do with race.”

CLIENT: “Phew. I can never tell with you black people, what’s offensive and what’s not.”

ME: “I’m actually Lebanese. And, yeah, that one might be a bit racist”

[divider]
4. “These stock images are way too expensive, please just remove the watermarks in Photoshop.”

[divider]
5. “I don’t want the navigation or links on my website to be static. I want them to move around randomly like bees all over the site so my site’s visitors have to catch them if they really want to click on to the next page. It would be really cool if they could also randomly disappear and reappear in other parts of the page, too.”

[divider]
6. “The problem with you college students is that you always expect to get paid for the work that you do.”

[divider]
7. Designed a simple web banner for their etsy shop and a few days later…

Client: “The banner looks terrible its all fuzzy and you cant read it.”

Me: “That’s odd because I’m looking at your etsy shop now and it looks great.”

Client: ”No not that one, I also had it printed into a 1.5 meter long banner to hang over my stall at the market. Looks horrible!”

[divider]
8. Client: ”Your rates are too high! I’ll do the design myself, and then you can do the implementation.”

Me: ”Okay, that’s fine, just send me the files when you’re finished.”

Client: ”Just one question- how many centimeters is a pixel?”

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9. “You see, I don’t know what I like, I just know what I don’t like.”

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10. “The only problem we have with the website is, when my friend loads it on his iPhone, it’s not as big as on the computer.”

[divider]
11. “It looks like over time the submit button has begun to fade out a bit. Is it possible to upload a fresh button? I want all the buttons on my site to look new all the time.”

[divider]
12. “Can we have some spare blank pages on the web site? Just so that we can fill it up later when we feel the need.”

[divider]
13. Client: Hey, just one final question before I send the deposit. Do you use a PC or a MAC?

Me: I use a MAC.

Client: That is a problem. Do you have access to a PC? I am not a supporter of Apple products.

Me: No, I don’t have access to a PC, but this will have little to no effect on the work itself.

Client: I am a Christian and Apple products are sinful, I do not want our website to be created by a product made by this corrupt group. You need only look at their logo, an apple with a bite taken from it. Do you not know the story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden? If I allowed you to create my website on a MAC I would be just like Adam, taking a bite of the forbidden fruit.

[Silence]
“Take my advise, destroy your mac and repent for when judgement day comes. It shall be you who is cast to hell for your sins.”

Me: [Block Contact] [divider]

14. The client sent me two word documents with the same content, for me to use on the website.

ME: Both the documents have the same content. Am I missing something?

CLIENT: Use the second document. The font is smaller

[divider]
15. I had a client standing over my shoulder, watching me design a logo. After a few minutes…

CLIENT: Um… can you click faster?

[divider]
16. After the client asked specifically for cool colors…

CLIENT: Can you put some cool reds in there?

ME: Red is usually considered very warm.

ME: Any colour can be cool, with the right attitude.

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17. Client: ”Can you make the ‘About Us’ link say ‘About Us – Everyone welcome’?”

Me: “Sure, but…why?”

Client: ”I’m afraid people might not know they’re allowed to click that link. They might think it’s private. We need them to know it’s okay for them to go there.”

Me: ”But none of the links on your site are private. Why are you concerned with that specific one?”

Client: “Good point. You’d better add ‘Everyone welcome’ to all the links on the site.”

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18. CLIENT: Should I send the logo as jpg or jpeg?

ME: Send it wtf.

CLIENT: What’s that?

ME: I’m joking with you, send it as a png.

CLIENT: Nice try, but I’m not that silly.

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19. “Please email me back the file. I sent you the only copy I have.”

[divider]
20. CLIENT: Can our customers visit our website while they’re in our restaurant?

ME: Of course, they can visit the website on their smartphone or laptop. Does your restaurant have WiFi available for customers?

CLIENT: No, not yet. But maybe you can put WiFi on our website?
Webmasters / How To Install Wordpress Http://www.yitre.com/install-wordpress/ by fewj(m): 1:06pm On Jul 09, 2014
Here is How to install WordPress: WordPress can be installed either on a live server or on a local pc (localhost), both requires php, apache/nginx and mysql to run, however, the installation process may vary slightly from scenario to scenario. For example to install WordPress on a live server running cpanel, on most scenarios, it could be done through fantastic, softacolous or site software, browse through your cpanel interface to see options available to you.

http://www.yitre.com/install-wordpress/

However, there’s the Good old way that is cross platform and applies to almost every possible scenario, via ftp. Basic requirements for this are a ftp client (cyberduck, filezilla are some examples), mysql database, database gui manager (we’ll be using Phpmyadmin in this case), apache/nginx and Php.

Note: If you’re installing on your pc, To get php, apache, mysql and phpmyadmin kindly install Wamp or Xampp (Windows users), Mamp or Xampp (Mac users) or Lamp (Linux users).

Installation Process
Download wordpress from wordpress.org, there are two download options, a .zip format or a gzip or .tar format, extract the files to your website folder (for cpanel users public_html folder, for xampp users, htdocs folder, for linux users www folder). Those installing on a live server could either upload the downloaded compressed file on their server and extract there of extract on their local hard drive first and then upload with their ftp client to their live server, either ways would produce the same result.

Using your database management tool, create a database, write down the name of the database, the username and password. If you’re using xampp, you do not need a username and a password (by the default installation) except you have modified it otherwise.

For those using cpanel or any other panel on a live server, create your database, create a database user, and grant the user all privileges.

To start the installation, using your browser, go http://localhost/wordpress/ or http://127.0.0.1/wordpress/ if you’re installing on your personal pc using xampp, wamp, mamp or lamp.

read the complete article http://www.yitre.com/install-wordpress/

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