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Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerians Against LEGALISED SAFE Abortion by funmisticqueen(f): 7:58pm
MISEDUCATIONS:
how is it NOT murder?
when it is jeoparding the mental and physical wellbeing of the mother. it is still, not murder. We are too many in naija sef
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerians Against LEGALISED SAFE Abortion by funmisticqueen(f): 7:41pm
MISEDUCATIONS:
they are not against Safe Legal Abortion.
they are against ALL abortion legal or illegal, safe or unsafe.

maybe you should tell us why you like murdering unborn people?
how is abortion murder
Romance / Why Are Nigerians Against LEGALISED SAFE Abortion by funmisticqueen(f): 7:20am
First of all let me define what the opposite of a safe abortion is. An unsafe abortion is the termination of a
pregnancy by people lacking the necessary skills, or in an environment lacking minimal medical standards, or both.

EVERY YEAR, millions of women lose their lives or sustain some form of disability due to unsafe abortion. In countries where abortion is legalised, the rates of deaths and disability from unsafe abortion is lower than countries like Nigeria where it against the law.

You say that life begins at conception, not birth, till today that argument has not been proven. it only depends on how good you are at debate.

In cases where a pregnancy is at a detriment to the health and well being of the mother and it happens more often than you know, should the pregnancy be allowed to continue? what of cases of rape and incest? should the woman alone bear responsibility?

My opinion on this is simple as long as they are in the right state of mind, women should be the one to make informed decisions concerning the fate of a pregnancy, yes she can have input from her partner if it is beneficial to her or both of them. Only you know how the shoe pinches you.

To those against the legalisation of SAFE abortions, let me hear your views like civilised adults. Insults will not be tolerated, body shaming will not be bothered with a reply.
let's begin.
Romance / Re: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by funmisticqueen(f): 7:29pm On Jul 18
Sistar:

PLEASE I NEED THAT SITE WHERE THIS poo CAME FROM. THE TRUTH NEED TO BE TOLD TO THE MALE FOLKS. With due respect especially that HE GOAT who calls himself an animal in human skin.

breakup or makeus on instagram
Romance / Re: Guys, Pick Your Choice, No Pretence by funmisticqueen(f): 9:36am On Jul 15
MISEDUCATIONS:
women with huge behind and front usually have loose vagina cheesy
and also the more beautiful a girl is the looser will be her vagina. fat women usually have small and tight vaginas. so do disabled girls.

personally give me a very tall slender woman with a big ass and no breasts and im good. i find flat chested females attractive.
Ah
Food / Re: Which Tribe Owns Jollof Rice by funmisticqueen(f): 6:31am On Jul 15
ewa26:
Which tribe in nigeria is most well-known for jollof rice and who owns it in Nigeria truthfully
are you mad
Family / Re: My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home by funmisticqueen(f): 6:17am On Jul 15
HEseesall:



He doesnt want that, i suggested it he said no, he has to be in charge fully not jointly
tell him you will sell the house to him at cost price and remind him it is your part of the money used to build the house. in issues like this the best thing is to never act desperate if not you lose. You must always think of you and your children first.

your huaband is merely throwing a tantrum because whether he likes it or not he will still come back to you. Even if he drives himself to another woman, remeber he is doing it cos he is homeless, she will one day kick him out

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Romance / Re: Opinion: It Is Wrong To Reward A Lady Who Stuck With You When You Were Poor by funmisticqueen(f): 7:40am On Jul 14
OfficialDad:
Op, those girls need reset slap. That's how one dirty bit©h was telling me back then that she was with me through thick and thin, and was expecting favours , nigga, we was both broke then, i left the shores and made it, I was expecting you to do the same.

Fvck off bit©h , don't provoke me bit©h undecided
it is because of comments like this women dont support broke ass niggas in the first place.
Romance / Re: “i Need A Wife” – Africa’s Richest Man Aliko Dangote Reveals by funmisticqueen(f): 8:32pm On Jul 11
Onechancearmy:
MURIC will supply you with at least 4.

In fact if he's a bit more patient, he will have the whole of eternity to pleasure himself in Islamic paradise grin


"Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the pe-nis of the Elected never softens. The ere-ction is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [ie Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vag-inas."

Al-Suyuti, Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351
erection is eternal, my broda is that not priapism
Romance / Re: Letter From An Aborted Child! -(oriaku's Rant Vol.2) by funmisticqueen(f): 8:27pm On Jul 11
MrBrownJay1:
reply from parent of aborted child

dear child
you obviously have no clue about the real world so let me tell you.... it takes emotional, physical and financial means to raise a child properly for 18yrs, and it would be unfair/irresponsible and, most importantly crazy, to even think of having a child without proper planning.
as much as it is a difficult choice to abort, it is a NEEDED one, as we can always have kids in the future when we are ABLE/READY for it. as for the voices you think you heard, i am sorry to say that you probably didnt have a heartbeat yet, let alone a brain, so how could you possibly hear our voice? lol, you must have been high on amniotic fluid.

last but not least, remember that getting rid of you can be a common decision between mum and dad, because as much as you seem to talk down about your sperm donor, you should always respect your makers (however they act). you were a lucky sperm who got away, and many more will be in your shoes in the future, i just hope we are ready for it, if not they will just have to join you being flushed in toilets.

all the best
your loving parents
tell them o. i personally am for the legalise SAFE abortion movement

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Food / Re: Best Preservatives For Cake.....let's Discuss by funmisticqueen(f): 4:23pm On Jul 09
megachef:
The best preservative for breads and infact all baked food with yeast is calcium propionate.

The best preservative for cake and infact all baked food without yeast (baked with soda or baking powder) is sodium propionate.

This slow down the activities of microbes while allowing all baking ingredients to retain their original texture and quality, allowing the baked food to last longer.
do you know how much quantity of sodium/calcium propionate to use in say 1kg of flour for cake or bread
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Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 1:14pm On Jul 08
MISEDUCATIONS:
this is my age group. its sweet as hell:
so wait. i was talking to a child all along. Goodbye son

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Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 1:13pm On Jul 08
MISEDUCATIONS:
thats what happens when sex starved young men who look forward to marriage as Sex Paradise write on the internet
miseducations
see the submission(control) i am talking about here
Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 1:12pm On Jul 08
xoxo001:

Lol... The OP is very funny, I can't imagine loving, feeding, clothing and providing for every need of a woman and The same woman will not see me as a leader in the house I built with my money. what he fails to understand is that in this case the submission will come in naturally and unconsciously. No man should force a woman to submit to him, when you do your duty as a husband to her and as a father to your kids they will submit to you.
your are definitely not attending to everyneed of a woman that is why she wont submit.
Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 1:10pm On Jul 08
MISEDUCATIONS:
from Fresh Milk to Sour Cream to Yoghurt?? look at you run!

if you are a woman, you age like milk. hate it or love it. thats why any man who dates a woman younger than you gets called a pedophile. coz you're sensitive to ageing.
a girl not old enough to be called an adult, of course you are a paedophile. dont be distracted, if you are 50 and date a 25yr old, no one gives a flying fvck but date anyone less than 21 and eyebrows will be raised, yes we hate ageing but it is inevitable. even the men going for minors are seeking the thrill of youth
Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 1:01pm On Jul 08
MISEDUCATIONS:
if she thinks for herself and her truth turns out different from yours?
now that is a dufference in opinion, cos the person once shared another point of view and is hereby more objective in her arguments
Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 12:58pm On Jul 08
MISEDUCATIONS:

are we discussing health benefits or class. the cheapest food for the poor is always healthiest anyways.
but still its for the poor
can you say the same for yoghurt. i think it is a thing of personal preference.fo. example in nigeria, garri is a food for the poor but a lot of wealthy people still like it in all its forms. anyway, our discussion was submission in marriage. let's not digress
Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 12:52pm On Jul 08
MISEDUCATIONS:

have you ever seen the well-off eat sour cream? thats a meal for the poor.
that is off topic. sourcream is still used in a lot of recipes and has a lot of health benefits
Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 12:50pm On Jul 08
MISEDUCATIONS:
so whats the difference exactly?
fanatism and an inability to think for oneself and find their truth
Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 12:49pm On Jul 08
MISEDUCATIONS:
women age like milk. after 22 you're already expiring.
even sour cream is still delicious, whether wine or milk, both go through the fermentation process, remember that.

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Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 12:47pm On Jul 08
MISEDUCATIONS:
Feminists always call those who disagree with them "brainwashed".
why cant you just say " sister you have a different opinion"??
there is a difference between a difference in opinion and brainwashed. i am not going to be politically correct so as to guard people's sensitive ego

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Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 12:45pm On Jul 08
Oyindidi:
Which light?
the light of breaking the status quo that you are beneath a man, cos that is how you behave.

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Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 12:43pm On Jul 08
MISEDUCATIONS:
that pvssy tight. just as yours was when you were 17. how long back was that?
i dont do paedophiles ubunja. a man who likes his wine fine and aged
Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 12:42pm On Jul 08
Oyindidi:
You that is insulting me, are you intelligent? Take a walk!
sister just see the light. dont be brainwashed
Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 12:41pm On Jul 08
MISEDUCATIONS:
dont mistake my dick for a tail
it is a tail
Romance / Re: Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage by funmisticqueen(f): 12:41pm On Jul 08
Hanseel1:


And why must the leader be a man?

There can be two leaders in the home .as for the Beyonce part, how did you know Jay-Z is the leader of their home? Seems like you're living with them.


The word "submission" doesn't exist among white Americans . If at all it exist, it's only in black families.
Beyonce is a feminist and I believe you know that.


Trying to communicate with you is a waste of time because your mind has been fixed to be primitive, uncivilized and patriarchal beyond redemption.
tell them pls

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