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Romance / Re: Three Girlfriends Turn Up At Airport To Confront Boyfriend by ledafaze(m): 3:13pm On Sep 16
urhoboman: American kids!!!

They are Britons!
Family / 15 Things Every Man Should Know By The Age Of 30 by ledafaze(m): 3:12pm On Sep 16
15 Things Every Man Should Know By The Age Of 30

1. How to cook a signature dish
No, "a mean beans on toast" does not count. You're 30 now, man – you need to have at least one dish in your arsenal with which to impress your friends.
Top tip: perfect the Sunday roast as its praise-to-difficulty ratio is stacked in your favour – people are disproportionately impressed by an ability to cut up potatoes and shove them in the oven.

2. Never try to replicate fun
We've all done it. You've been on an amazing holiday, or to an amazing party. Everything about it was perfect: the people, the location, the timing. So why not try to replicate it? You know, plan everything meticulously so it's exactly like it was before? Sadly, it's never the same – you always lose that wonderful frisson of unpredictability. By 30, you know just to cherish the memories.

3. It doesn't really matter what people think of you
Four words: you can't please everyone. Don't like the person I am, the person I've spent years cultivating? Bugger off, then. Goodbye forever.

4. Talking about university is boring
Ah uni, those were the days! Remember when you downed three pints of snakebite back-to-back and everyone cheered? Remember when you turned up to a seminar having not been to bed, eyes wide like saucers? Enough already. Yes you had a fun at uni but, seriously, it was EIGHT YEARS AGO! Time to move on.

5. It's easiest just to tell a girl you like her
God, it was tough. You'd go through it in your head over and over again: how do you tell someone that you like them? And what if she rejects you? That horrible humiliation; that crushing self-doubt. Yeah, all that has gone by 30. Like a girl? Just tell her. Life is short.

6. Know when to call it a night
It's 4am. You've just heard Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac for the second time tonight. The smell of desperation is beginning to pervade the room. Then someone says: "We need to get more booze." "Great idea!" comes the response. Except it's not; it never is.

7. How to choose a good wine
You don't need to be able to witter on portentously about the grape's integrity but you should by now be able to remain unflustered and pick a tasty wine when faced with a snooty waiter and a menu longer than War and Peace.

8. Fancy dress isn't all about offending others
The party invitation says "fancy-dress". What do you do? You probably want something fancy, funny and maybe a bit provocative. Fine. Then some guy thinks he's being edgy rocking up in a bin Laden outfit. "Look how shocking I am," he thinks to himself. Thirty-year-olds look at him and think: what an attention-seeking prat.

9. How to change a flat tyre
You're 30 now; it's time you acquired some practical skills. See also: putting up bookshelves and performing basic home repairs. (Confession: I am yet to change a flat tyre.)

10. Friends getting engaged is a happy occasion
I know, I know: you should always be happy when your mates get engaged. But come on: when you were 25, your first thought was, "well, there goes our friendship." Am I right or am I right? Now, though, you're the first to "Like" their Facebook announcement and marvel at the beauty of their love. Maybe.

11. Have a signature aftershave
Aftershave is one of those things you can never really buy for yourself. It's a birthday present from your mum or a Christmas gift from your godmother. Maybe you'll get some for Valentine's Day. Make it easier for everyone, then: stick to one scent.

12. Glamp it up at festivals
Sharing a small tent for five days with nothing but baby wipes to cleanse you may have been OK when you were younger, but now, now you want more from you festivalling experience. The answer is simple: glamping. Clean toilets, nice shower in the morning, spacious living quarters: yep, that's the way to do it.

13. How to drink the whole day
If there's one thing the quarter-life onslaught of weddings teaches, it's how to start drinking at midday and carry on going until long after dark. No 30-year-old, then, should ever get so blindingly drunk that he has to go home before dinner is served.

14. Alfred Hitchcock's back catalogue
It should be made a law that everyone watch Alfred 'The Master of Suspense' Hitchcock's entire oeuvre by the time they reach 30. OK, maybe not all his work – there are 52 surviving films – but certainly Vertigo, North by Northwest, Rear Window, Psycho and Strangers on a Train. Each and every one is a ripping yarn that will provide you with ample input should the 'what's the best film ever made' conversation come up in the pub.

15. What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom
Maybe there was a time when you'd regale your friends down the pub with stories of your glorious sexcapades, rejoicing in every salacious detail possible. Not anymore. By the time you're 30, almost anyone you share an intimate moment with stands a chance of becoming your lifelong partner. And the last thing you want is for your mates to know about the bedroom predilections of your own wife.


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Romance / Three Girlfriends Turn Up At Airport To Confront Boyfriend by ledafaze(m): 2:59pm On Sep 16
Three girlfriends turn up at airport to confront boyfriend
Anything to declare? Three girlfriends turn up at airport to confront boyfriend, 20, after discovering he cheated on them all ... so he fled with his granny

A Level student Becky Connery, 17, was in love with Charlie Fisher, 20
Then she discovered the supermarket worker was seeing another girl, Lizzie
They then discovered their boyfriend, from Hatfield, had yet another woman
All three, from Hertfordshire, made contact over Twitter and Facebook
They met and decided to confront him at Luton Airport when he got home
Mr Fisher came out of customs to see all three shouting 'Liar, liar' at him
He fled with his grandmother as girls berated him for stringing them along
Becky says: 'It's not the 16th century any more - women won't take this'

A supermarket assistant who had three girlfriends at the same time was confronted by all of them when he flew home from holiday.

Charlie Fisher, 20, had been stringing along Becky Connery, 17, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham, 19, and another girl, who does not wish to be named, for more than six months without any of them finding out about each other.

But when he went away on holiday, Becky discovered he was cheating on her with both Lizzie and the other girl, who is 20, so they came up with the idea of humiliating him at the airport when he got home.

The Iceland worker from Hatfield Garden Village, Hertfordshire, walked through arrivals onto Luton Airport's main concourse to be confronted by all three girls shouting 'Liar, liar' at him before he fled with his grandmother.

Revenge best served cold: Becky Connery, 17, left, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham, 20, centre, and the third girl went to Luton Airport, left, were all going out with supermarket worker, Charlie Fisher, 20

Today Becky, an A Level student from Welwyn Garden City, told how she found out that the man she was in love with was cheating on her - and how she and his other girlfriends decided to have the last laugh.

She told MailOnline: 'I'd known Charlie for three years but started seeing him in March, and early on we had the conversation that we weren't seeing anyone else, that we were exclusive.

'I was in love with him, and he said he was in love with me, but I had my suspicions from the start.

'He was very protective of his phone, he wouldn't let me put pictures of me and him on social networks, he deleted comments I made about us - looking back, he was very shady.'

Becky, who said Mr Fisher was 'very clever with words', was at his house the night before he flew on holiday when she picked up his phone and saw a message from a girl saying 'I will meet you later'.

It instantly made her suspicious as she said he'd asked her to go home early that night as he had to finish his packing.

Becky, who works part-time as a hairdresser when she's not studying, said: 'Charlie caught me and we had a row - I asked who this girl was and he said she was just a friend.'

Mr Fisher, pictured with Becky earlier this year, used excuses about seeing family and friends to juggle girls

The next day, after Mr Fisher had flown off on holiday to see family in Germany, Becky found the girl, who lives in Hatfield but does not want to be named, on Twitter and sent her a message.

Becky said: 'I told her we were both seeing the same person and she wasn't surprised - she had been with him since January, and had always had her suspicions'

The two girls then met and discovered there was a third girl, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham, 19, who lives in Hatfield, and made contact with her through Facebook. Lizzie, a bar supervisor, had been dating Mr Fisher since meeting him on Facebook in April.

She said: 'He was a real charmer and had a real way with words - he knew how to say the right thing at the right time.

'But what I didn't realise was that when he was going off to see his friend 'Chris', he was actually seeing one of the other girls. He did it to them, too, saying he was going to see 'Harry' when he was seeing me.

The three women Mr Fisher was seeing have now become firm friends - and say they're glad he's gone

The girls met in the pub to compare notes, and discovered he had been using excuses he was seeing friends or family when he was actually seeing one of them.

Lizzie said: 'I suggested as a joke that we should all go to the airport to meet him. The other two said "Yes, good idea" straightaway, so we met on Saturday morning and went to the airport together.'

As Mr Fisher came out through customs, all three girls called his name.

Becky said: 'He froze and looked at us. He said: "Why are you here? Why would you do this?"

'We were like "Are you joking?"

'I said to him: "I can't believe how you could be like this for seven months."'

Lizzie said: 'He came out of customs and saw all of us and his face just dropped. We said we wanted to talk to him, and he said "Can't I talk to you later?" and we said no, we wanted to talk to him now.

He came out of customs and saw all three of us and his face just dropped

'I said to him "Don't you have anything to say to us?"'.

Mr Fisher headed towards the car park with his grandmother, who had come to collect him, but the girls continued to berate him, stopping only to explain what their grievance was to his grandmother.

'She just shrugged and said "OK" when we told her why we were angry', Becky said.

Becky put a picture of the girls at the airport on Twitter, with the caption: 'Just been at the airport to meet my cheating boyfriend...' and was celebrated as a hero by Twitter users, who said: 'This is awesome - you go, girl.'

Now the girls, who say they're happy to have ousted him from their lives, have forged firm friendships with each other.

'They're great - I'm seeing both of them for nights out soon,' said Becky. 'We can't think what we saw in Charlie in the first place.

'I'm so glad we confronted him - it's not the 16th century any more - girls don't have to put up with this.'

Mr Fisher did not reply to MailOnline's request for a comment today.

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Celebrities At Monalisa Chinda's 40th Birthday Party by ledafaze(m): 2:32pm On Sep 16
Coldfeet: great you've seen it! So continue ur game of pool.

Beauriful Igbo Girl.... I see you. Tagging you later coldfeet
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Celebrities At Monalisa Chinda's 40th Birthday Party by ledafaze(m): 2:12pm On Sep 16
Coldfeet: It was a fun day. Ledafaze are you seeing the pictures of Mona with other people?

Still on Facebook playing 8 Ball Pool

Events / Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by ledafaze(m): 12:50pm On Sep 16

and u wey among my parent that sponsor the introduction Aproko grin grin

I thought they said u just graduated....

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Events / Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by ledafaze(m): 12:29pm On Sep 16
nikkypearl: Congratts dear

Wait oo,are u not the one who graduated last month ? shocked

U don get money to marry

What you people dont understand is that in a right thinking yoruba family, its not the guy that spends for his wedding... His parents does that for him.

But the guy fast sha... him no want miss out on the free phuck

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Family / Re: Worst Women Uniform Ever? by ledafaze(m): 7:25pm On Sep 15
pickabeau1: i think its a padded area to avoid friction rub or pains

Looks cool though


makazona: .

Whoz this?
Family / Worst Women Uniform Ever? by ledafaze(m): 4:12pm On Sep 15
Mind you, the uniform is not transparent but just bizarre... Can you wear such as a woman?

'Vag1na-like': New Colombian women's cycling team kit causes controversy

This weekend the Colombian women's cycling team revealed their new kit - and a bit more than they bargained for. Radhika Sanghani reports

Colombia's women's cycling team in their unfortunate uniform Photo: TWITTER/ULTIMO_KM1

Everyone is talking about Colombia’s women’s cycling team. But not for their skill - for their sports kit.

The new uniform, which the team wore for the first time this weekend during the Tour of Tuscany, is bright red, yellow and white, with a Unclad-coloured lower torso.

It may sound like a clash of colours, but the outfit is guilty of a far more serious fashion faux pas, as these pictures show.

Simply, the flesh-coloured design suggests the kit has a cut-away area, where their knickers should be.

In some images posted on Twitter, the apparent Unclothedness is emphasised more by bad lighting.

It has led to comments such as “Colombia's women's cycling jerseys are unintentionally womanliness-like” and “Worst Uniform Ever!”.

The team is backed by Colombia’s ministry of sport and is sponsored by the capital city of Bogota.

But who had the idea for these ill-thought through uniforms is still a mystery.


SuperHit or BigMiss?
Religion / Re: Will Muslims Go To Heaven? by ledafaze(m): 2:41pm On Sep 15

There are Different heaven for different religion as it looks. It makes the concept of heaven very vague.
What if what you met when you pass on is a muslim heaven, will you enter?

Am sure your bible equally told you that heaven and earth shall pass away, it therefore means that heaven if at all it exist cannot be a permanent abode for souls.

I belief we are presently living within heaven and hell. This is what the earth is made up of, men have created hell for men and likewise heaven,

Those description of heaven in bright gold colours, white horses etc can only be found here.

This one got me grin grin grin

Really, you got me cracking.
Family / Re: How Do You Engage A Toddler by ledafaze(m): 2:16pm On Sep 15
That is what is killing this generation.

We are blessed with sharp kids in this generation but what do we feed them with? Over-pampering...

I bet your husband is like me that takes every little time to look at other discoveries and looking at other kids making headway in scientific findings..... If you ask the parents of such kids, they will tell you that those kids were made to kiss their studies always ever since they could grab something...

See, its for the better o jare... Dont you want your kid to be the first Nigerian solving calculus at 5Yrs? I want am o!
Nairaland / General / Re: Robber Electrocuted At Iju by ledafaze(m): 1:53pm On Sep 15

See how this poor NEPA official has died serving his country.. angry

He was trying to repair that contraption there and has died in active service..

APC is reducing Nigerias population too much .. angry

cool cool cool
Celebrities / Re: Actress Monalisa Chinda Celebrates Her 40th Birthday by ledafaze(m): 1:49pm On Sep 15
Coldfeet: As a blogger you say? So you are a blogger? And you don't have answers to all the questions you were asking earlier? Go to that Chris Oyakhilome for help on how to reprogramme your senses!!!! You lack even the commonest form of it. A simple click of the mouse would have given you the answers you needed to know about her. But I've guessed you know this answers but you really just want to give yourself the satisfaction of running someone down. Monalisa is 40years old! A divorcee! And a mother! She is also a great human being!!!! Go hang yourself if it pains you so.

So because I made mention of blogging skills portrays me to be a blogger ehn.... small brain like urs... If you need to know, I am a Programmer + ID + Working as a Systems Analyst.

Madam Coldfeet, I still stand on my block statements. A simple click of the mouse cant give answers to questions but looking at the right places ( cool cool )...

See... I have no time for sh!ts mhen... Going back to 8 Ball Pool on Facebook Games to cool my head.
Celebrities / Re: Actress Monalisa Chinda Celebrates Her 40th Birthday by ledafaze(m): 1:39pm On Sep 15
shindarayo: men like u is d reason she chose to b single.tinkn a woman life shld b centeref around a man.mscewww

Ladies like you chose to be a single mother... Thinking marriage has nothing to offer other than anti-feminism.
Celebrities / Re: Actress Monalisa Chinda Celebrates Her 40th Birthday by ledafaze(m): 12:40pm On Sep 15

Why dont you read her story? You obviously have access to the internet. She was married for 5 years, but is divorced because her ex husband was violent.

You lack common sense.... It is a general question and If you read well, it says "NO to any question"...

Haba! Nigerians!

Read na.... Read and conprehend.
Celebrities / Re: Actress Monalisa Chinda Celebrates Her 40th Birthday by ledafaze(m): 12:38pm On Sep 15
Coldfeet: Further display of ignorance.

If you are wisely learned, you will and should know that the best pictures should portray much about the person. As a blogger, they would want to take the best moments and if her home/marriage is homely and sweet enough, you should have seen her husband beside her.

So she is not married.

Be wise enough and read from pictures not from words.... Chris Oyakhilome and co should have given you some insights.

Celebrities / Re: Actress Monalisa Chinda Celebrates Her 40th Birthday by ledafaze(m): 11:45am On Sep 15
Coldfeet: Who told you she took pictures alone? Or do you think these are all the pics from her birthday party? As for those questions you posed up their why not use google to school your self better about her before displaying your ignorance online for the world to seeangry go and marry her nah since you and lesbianboy are having sleepless nights over her marital status nonsense.

coldfeet indeed....

I cant laugh... U need a guy... I can see why its paining you so much... hahahahaha
Celebrities / Re: Actress Monalisa Chinda Celebrates Her 40th Birthday by ledafaze(m): 11:31am On Sep 15
Make she no go marry..... Taking birthday pictures alone... Tufiakwa

she don marry?
she dey with man?
she dey husband house?

If no to any of the questions above, Aunty, u need to start attending Christ Embassy grin


Agriculture / Re: Rice Processing Process Introduction With Pic by ledafaze(m): 10:16am On Sep 15
This is lovely and resourceful.

The beauty of things at times is to know the amount of effort being put into it.
Nairaland / General / Re: Robber Electrocuted At Iju by ledafaze(m): 10:00am On Sep 15
Really, I cant laugh... He deserves it...

But still not funny...

I pity him sha...

Instead make him go port go steal the ones wey lie low for there...

Poor soul...

The painful thing about this kinda death is that there are some people out there in need of body parts...

Dear God, please direct our path and don't allow us fall into pits that will endanger our soul. Amen!

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Religion / Re: Synagogue Church Of All Nations Building Collapses (Picture) by ledafaze(m): 3:30pm On Sep 12


Family / Re: Nairalanders Tied The Nuptial Nuts On 6th Of Sept. 2014 by ledafaze(m): 4:19pm On Sep 11
Congrats. Why stating your real name?
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Another Liberian With Ebola Arrested At Lagos Murtala Airport by ledafaze(m): 4:13pm On Sep 11
Won fi se awon ara ibi yi ni?

BTW, the news seems fake. Dont click on the link guys...

It routes to one KIM and Khloe(Spelling correct?) story
Family / Re: Good Marriages Do Not Make Good Stories by ledafaze(m): 12:22pm On Sep 11
if I hear
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill, Eat 9-year-old Boy by ledafaze(m): 9:38pm On Sep 10
Oh boi.. See case!

Wetin we go call this one now?
Career / Re: Fashion Designing & Dress Making Or Catering & Hotel Management as a PlanB by ledafaze(m): 3:53pm On Sep 10
So no one with concrete something here... oga o
Autos / Re: Reg Audi A4 2006 Model For Sale 1.9m by ledafaze(m): 2:21pm On Sep 10
bakersss: Please how much is the toks sef??lolz.1.9 on top this kind car.. shocked naija dey vex o

Oh boi....
Foreign Affairs / Re: “apc Will Make The Iphone 6 Readily Available For The Masses” – Oyegun by ledafaze(m): 12:41pm On Sep 10
FNN was not created to mock readers but to entertain our readers with satirical comedy. Fake Naija News wishes to categorically state that all news, except if tagged 'editorial' are fabricated and fictitious and should in no way be considered as real news. This site publishes Satirical news that are for entertainment purposes and should in no way be misinterpreted or taken seriously.
Autos / Re: Reg Audi A4 2006 Model For Sale 1.9m by ledafaze(m): 12:32pm On Sep 10
omolajaone: got to upgrade

I dont believe
TV/Movies / Re: Naruto Information by ledafaze(m): 12:17pm On Sep 10

Politics / Re: GEJ Says The #bringbackgoodluck2015 Banners Should Be Brought Down by ledafaze(m): 9:56am On Sep 10

Look at the structure of the statement... Very political.

From what we have below, they are playing politics saying they appreciate their services and can still carry on but they dont like this one... where d money dey come before? No be from them pocket?


President Jonathan wholly shares the widely expressed view that the signs which were put up without his knowledge or approval are a highly insensitive parody of the #Bring Back Our Girls hash tag.


While President Jonathan appreciates the enthusiastic show of support for his administration by a broad range of stakeholders, he condemns the #Bring Back Jonathan 2015 signs which appear to make light of the very serious national and global concern for the abducted Chibok girls.

BUT in reality,

And I believe we all know that the guy with the handle above Doyin Okupe works fully under Jona's Administration as a Senior Special Adviser to Mr President

They are just deceiving themselves, they used INEC to create a rule that no Political Campaign + Adverts till some certain time but they can set up one other organisation to carry out the stuff on their behalf in as much as it is not from the party or person involved....

Well, I pray they change the rule to cover every advert whatsoever and any violators should be jailed

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Career / Fashion Designing & Dress Making Or Catering & Hotel Management as a PlanB by ledafaze(m): 9:54am On Sep 10
Fashion Designing & Dress Making Or Catering & Hotel Management - Which would you advise?

As the topic describes, which would you advice as a backup profession and why?

Someone needs this information fast please.

Let your reasons not be based on the likes or passion of the person intending to do it.

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