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Business / Re: How To Make $1,000/month Writting And Researching Online by mikeoh: 4:28am On Sep 16
I have been awarded my first project..concerning e book writing...pls can anyone put me through on how to write ebook
Phones / Re: Glo Bis Subscription Problem Solved: Works Better Than Never Before by mikeoh: 2:55am On Sep 16


baba pls send me like 4 Imei let me do for my colleague here they are disturbing me walahi to rock this bis on their android
Webmasters / Re: Please Help Review by mikeoh: 2:06am On Sep 13
just went through it its just cool....are you the one that design the template
Webmasters / Is Google Adsense RPM Withdrawable? by mikeoh: 4:30pm On Sep 12
I have been running Google adesence on my blog and some days I do see my earnings from RPM high like some times it goes up to $5 while some days $7 but what surprises me is that my lifetime earning grows in cents while this RPM grows in dollar up 5 to $7 daily.
my question is why is this RPM not added to my lifetime earnings and can this RPM be withdraw?
Religion / Re: Controversial Pastor Lesego Stepping On His Members by mikeoh: 7:56am On Aug 31
This one pass power grin
Politics / How To Spot A Fake Abuja Big Boy by mikeoh: 7:54am On Aug 31
This was written by Chinenye Ugonna of
Premium Times. Lol, Chineye the same thing
happens here in Lagos. Fake broke guys with no
means of livelihood, lmao.
This week, we are going to put the spotlight on
fake Abuja big boys, FABBs too – they are all
FABBs. These guys are always well-dressed with
flashy cars. Some of them are even from rich
homes. You see them looking like a bag of
money, meanwhile nothing in their bank
accounts. There is nothing wrong with looking
good and not having money to back it up. There
is only something wrong when you are doing it
for packaging. Continue below...
1. Always with the fake accent: Apparently, this
is not exclusive to the babes. The male FABBs
use all the accents in the world; British,
American and Nigerian accent all muddled up in
one. If they are talking to a babe who probably
lived in the UK with a British accent, their accent
automatically changes just to impress. Please,
embrace your Nigerian accent, whether it is an
Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa accent, be proud of it.
You don’t see an American man trying to talk
like a Nigerian.
2. He only dates working girls: This is a highly
defining character of the male FABB. They do
not date jobless babes. If you don’t have a J -O
-B, then it’s onto the next one. They do not
want to be bothered about taking care of a babe
who’s probably still in school or sharing CV
about. That is not in their dictionary of potential
3. He drives the flashiest of flashy cars:
Warning: Don’t be deceived, the car belongs to
their father or uncle.
4. He always has a political connection: A typical
Abuja boy is always related to some politician or
influential person. The politicians are always
their uncle but hardly ever their father.
Sometimes, it could even be a politician they
have met once- he becomes their uncle.
5. He is a mummy’s boy: Most of the rich male
FABBs live off the wealth of their family who still
pay for everything they own. If you know a guy
who lives in a very expensive duplex in Maitama
but does not have a regular job, check that guy!
They probably even get monthly allowance from
their parents every month as grown men. Hey,
not judging, you do you.
6. He immediately introduces you to his family/
friends: Imagine you meet this nice looking guy
in Abuja, and before you know it, he has
introduced you to his family and friends. In your
mind, you are thinking that you are an iyawo
(wife in the Yoruba language), not knowing you
are girlfriend no. 9.
7. He spontaneously proposes to you after a
short period of dating: They tell you that you are
a wife material or even propose marriage so
they can be living off their new working class
babe. You would cook, clean and before you
know it, you have turned to their provider. Their
food, shelter, and clothing would be taken care
of by the working class babe. They start with
“Please, borrow me N10, 000, I would pay you
back.” Next time, it’s N20, 000 and then it keeps
increasing. Of course, the babe will never get her
money back. If you are guilty of this, it’s not
good o! It should be a joint effort.
8. He only remembers his babe on Thursdays:
This is the time to remember all the hook-ups
they have forgotten from Monday to
Wednesday. They need to get a babe to turn up
with during the weekend. If Halima doesn’t
respond, Salewa will. After all there are many
fishes in the sea.
9. He doesn’t have a proper job: This is not
referring to the guys who genuinely work/hustle
for their money from Monday to Friday to make
ends meet. Thumbs up! This is for the guys who
claim they work during the week but people still
cannot point a finger on what they do. On
Friday, they would be the first to update their
status with: “Turn up weekend, TGIF”.
10. He’s always the first to pop bottles in the
club: They are always the first to order bottles
just to impress. When it’s time to pay, they
would remember they have to go to the
bathroom. It’s not by force to pop champagne.
After popping and being forced to pay, they
come home to eat noodles. Bear in mind that
the money would have bought you a nice plate
of jollof rice and a big fat chicken.
So, there you have the Fake Abuja Big Boy,
FABB away.

Webmasters / Re: Free Blogger Followers And Blog Comments by mikeoh: 4:58pm On Aug 30
Politics / Wife Of Doctor Who Died In Rivers Has Tested Positive To Ebola by mikeoh: 9:35am On Aug 30
Just imagine the big problem Patrick Sawyer has
brought to Nigeria. How sad! The wife Dr Iyke
Enemuo, who died in Port Harcourt last week
Friday after treating a diplomat who had contact
with the primary contact, Mr Patrick Sawyer, has
tested positive to the Ebola virus disease.
Rivers State commissioner for health Dr
Sampson Parker said the widow of Dr Enemuo
had been flown to Lagos for treatment where the
National Treatment Centre for the Ebola virus is
located, since the test of the result conducted on
her indicated positive.
As at the last check, we gathered
that the Federal Government has not given
Lagos State any money from the released funds
to fight Ebola, yet Lagos is championing the
fight. Kudos to Governor Babatunde Fashola and
his team for a job well done, so far.
“When news got to Mr Koye that the doctor
that treated him in Port Harcourt had died,
he collapsed . It was then he opened up
and confessed that Dr Enemuo had treated
him when he travelled to Port Harcourt. He
confessed that he sneaked out of
quarantine to Port Harcourt.”
Speaking on the state of the late Doctor's wife,
Rivers State commissioner for health said:
“We transferred her to Lagos for two reasons:
she wanted to leave this zone and, second, we
transferred her to enable us concentrate on
tracking those who have had secondary contacts
with Koye. There is a perfect synergy between
the federal and the Rivers State governments on
combating the disease in Lagos.”
Dr. Sampson Parker said the late Enemuo knew
that Mr Koye, who works with the ECOWAS was
a carrier of the dreaded Ebola virus when he was
treating him.
In his words: “From what we have gathered so
far, Dr Enemuo, knowing full well that Koye was
positive of the Ebola virus, took some measure
of precaution to protect himself while treating
Koye. Knowing the enormity of what he was
doing, Dr Enemuo, upon Koye’s departure for
Lagos, poured bleach all over the room that
Koye slept in order to sanitise the place.
“Upon developing the Ebola symptom, Dr
Enemuo approached one of our colleagues for
treatment at Green Heart Hospital, along Evoh
Road, in GRA. Dr Enemuo did not tell the doctor
that was treating him the truth. He merely told
him that he had a fever. He lied . He did not tell
the doctor that was treating him his full story.
“But the doctor, a nice and conscientious
professional, suspected that Dr Enemuo was
either hiding something or was suffering from a
strange ailment because he proved negative to
malaria fever and typhoid fever. To be sure of
what he was doing, he spoke to other very
experienced doctors about the strange case he
was handling in his hospital.
“He even invited some of his colleagues to come
over to his hospital to study Dr Enemuo’s
medical history. Of course, the news of the Ebola
virus was everywhere, so, they were afraid to go.
None of them showed up at the hospital where
Dr Enemuo was being treated. His condition
continued to deteriorate and he eventually died
and his body was taken to the University of Port
Harcourt Teaching Hospital, UPTH."
The commissioner for health stated that 60 more
people who had secondary contact with Koye
were quarantined last night bringing the total so
far to 160, adding: “Our contact tracing team is
working seriously to make sure we contain the
spread of the Ebola virus in Rivers State.”

Celebrities / Photo: Ik Ogbonna Meets Hulk Hogan by mikeoh: 8:02am On Aug 30

Celebrities / Photos: Mr Ibu Featured As Village Headmaster In New Movie by mikeoh: 5:26am On Aug 30
This pictures were taken from a movie
scene which Mr Ibu was featured as the
village headmaster. Thismost be a jaw
cracking movie…

Celebrities / Kanu Nwankwo Pretty Wife And Kids by mikeoh: 10:36pm On Aug 29
Kanu Nwankwo and his family are presently on
vacation and they are having the best time ever.
Pretty family! More pix below

Phones / Re: Help Rooting Itel It 1500 by mikeoh: 5:18pm On Aug 29
ops I can help u out pm me
Politics / Re: FG Unbans Residency Programmes, Reinstates Sacked Doctors by mikeoh: 1:23pm On Aug 29
Politics / Re: FG Reinstates Sacked 16,000resident Doctors by mikeoh: 1:08pm On Aug 29
Religion / Controversial Pastor Lesego Stepping On His Members by mikeoh: 3:10pm On Aug 27
The same Pastor Lesego, who instructed his
members to eat grass in the church premises
until some of them had started vomiting, is back
with another controversial deliverance. This time
he is stepping on them...[url][/url]

Celebrities / Mike Ezuruonye React To Comment Made About His New Car by mikeoh: 12:19pm On Aug 27
All you show-offs, stop it! It indicates a
complex! least according to Mike wink

Religion / Controversial Pastor Lesego Pictured Stepping On His Members by mikeoh: 2:07pm On Aug 26
Pastor Lesego Daniel of the Rabboni Centre
Ministries, South Africa made headlines early
this year when he made his church members eat
grass (See that here), claiming that eating grass
will bring them closer to God. The backlash he
got from that stunt obviously didn't affect him
because he's still treating his members like
He's pictured above stepping on his obedient
members during a deliverance service recently. grin

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Celebrities / Banky W Flaunts New Girlfriend by mikeoh: 3:58pm On Aug 25
RnB singer, Banky W recently shared a
picture with the pretty daughter of
dancer, Kaffyat Shafau-Ameh, Eliana.
Undoubtedly the multiple award winning
singer enjoyed having the little girl on
his arm so much that he captioned it,
“Meet @kaffydance’s daughter, my new

Politics / President Jonathan Watching U20 Women's World by mikeoh: 2:42pm On Aug 25
President Jonathan watched our Falconets slug
it out with the German ladies on Sunday from
his hotel room in Germany, in company of some
of his aides. The Falconets actually lost the
game 1-0. More photos...

Politics / President Jonathan Is Not Sick — Presidency by mikeoh: 7:42am On Aug 25
The Presidency on Sunday claimed there was no
truth in media reports that President Goodluck
Jonathan was flown to Germany on Friday for
medical attention.
Special Adviser to the President on Media and
Publicity, Dr. Reuben Abati, said this in a
telephone interview with Punch from Germany,
where the President had been since Friday on a
“private visit.”
Abati had last Thursday issued a "terse"
statement, indicating that Jonathan, with a few
aides, was travelling to Germany on a private
visit and should be expected back this week.
Media reports however had it that the
President had been taken to a German
hospital after he suddenly fallen ill.
According to the reports, an earlier planned
dinner for members of the just-concluded
2014 National Conference on Thursday had
to be cancelled because of the sudden
illness of the President.
But Abati said the reports were “the figments of
the writers’ imagination.” He said the President
had the right to embark on private visits and
that he was not only hale and hearty but also
treating files in his hotel room.
The presidential spokesman said he sent out a
statement, a video and audio on Saturday
showing Jonathan as speaking on the telephone
with members of the national under-20 women’s
football team, the Falconets, asking them to go
all out for victory against their German
counterparts in Sunday’s final of the 2014 FIFA
under-20 Women’s World Cup in Canada.
Abati said, “Before leaving Nigeria, I issued a
statement that the President will be embarking
on a private visit to Germany with a few of his
“On Saturday, I sent out a statement that the
President spoke with the Falconets on the
telephone. I also sent out the video and audio of
his conversation with the players where he
promised to stay awake and watch the final
“The NTA and some other broadcasting stations
aired the video and audio. There are also
photographs out there showing the President
when he was leaving Nigeria and when he was
arriving Germany. The President is hale and
hearty. In fact, he is treating files in his hotel
“Are these not enough proofs that Mr. President
is not sick as they want Nigerians to believe?"

Celebrities / Meet Donjazzy And D’prince’s Dad And Mum by mikeoh: 7:28am On Aug 25
Don Jazzy shared the photo below to
celebrate his parents for the Anniversary
today, see pic below…

Celebrities / Actor Mike Ezuruonye Acquires New Ride by mikeoh: 2:15am On Aug 25

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Celebrities / Photo Prove: Did Davido Buy A Private Jet? by mikeoh: 4:04am On Aug 24

Politics / Ebola: Tonto Dikeh’s Shares Message In New Campaign by mikeoh: 3:44am On Aug 24
Tonto just shared these photos from her
Ebola campaign and she wrote:
“Picturez from my
Ebola campgn Ad**
Ebola is a very serious
dieasez n should be
treated as such,It’s
high dangerous if not
treated on time* We
can prevent EBOLA by
regularly Washing
Our hands*RMBR
symptoms/signs of

Celebrities / Sylvia Nduka & Enemaya Flaunts Their Bikini Body In A Pool by mikeoh: 9:34am On Aug 23
The Naija beauty queens are enjoying
themselves vacationing in Santorini island,
Greece. Check out more...

Politics / President Jonathan Sick, Flown Tohospital In Germany by mikeoh: 9:19am On Aug 23
In Nigeria, public office often usually 'lie' about
their health status. Contrary to the official
claims that President Goodluck Jonathan
travelled to Germany on a private visit, Leaders
has disclosed that the president actually took ill
and had to leave the country for Germany to
seek medical care.
Efforts to get a confirmation from the Presidency
failed up until the time of going to press, as
several calls to his spokesman, Dr Reuben Abati,
did not go through and he didn’t respond to an
email enquiry either.
Similarly, the senior special assistant to the
president on public affairs, Dr Doyin Okupe, did
not pick or return several calls to his mobile
number last night.
It was gathered that President Jonathan,
on arrival in Germany, headed for a private
hospital in the Germany for urgent medical
Jonathan left for Germany on Friday. Prior to his
departure, presidential spokesman Abati had
issued a terse statement saying the president
would be making a "private visit" to Germany as
from Friday and that he would be accompanied
by some of his principal aides.
Before his sudden departure for Germany on
Thursday, President Jonathan was billed to host
members of the just-concluded National
Conference to a dinner at the Presidential Villa,
but the programme was cancelled at the dying
Although no official reason was given for the
cancellation, it was gathered that the
development was connected with the president’s
state of health which required urgent attention.
An authoritative source in the Presidency told
LEADERSHIP that despite assurances that the
president would return soon from his trip, it was
not likely as his health situation was not too
good. He said there was uneasy calm and
anxiety in the Presidential Villa over the state of
health of President Jonathan.

Celebrities / Davido's Girlfriend Nish Kards Flaunting Her Asset by mikeoh: 12:24am On Aug 23
This is another good girl gone bad and she is
flaunting to get attention for whatever purpose.

Celebrities / Rough Girl Anita Joseph Flaunts by mikeoh: 10:57pm On Aug 22
Anita want you guys to know that she is still
one of the most endowed in the movie industry.
More photos...
more pics

Politics / Patrick Sawyer Was Sent-fani Kayode by mikeoh: 8:50pm On Aug 22

Celebreties gossips,education,sport lots more

Friday, 22 August 2014
Patrick Sawyer was sent by powerful people to spread Ebola to Nigeria -Fani Kayode

Fani Kayode has reacted to the calamity
resulting from late Patrick Sawyer's visit to
Nigeria. Last week,pres.Jonathan referred to him
as a crazy man. This is what Mr Kayode wrote
on Facebook
I disagree with those who have described
Patrick Sawyer as a madman. He was not
mad at all but just evil. He was a man that
was on a mission. That mission was to
spread the ebola virus to Nigeria and to
infect and kill as many people as possible
with it.He was an evil man with an evil
intention and purpose. Worst still he was
not working alone. Some people, and I
mean rich, powerful and well-connected
people, were working with him.
As a matter of fact they sent him on the
mission.They cultivated him, took care of
him, paid him, brainwashed him, gave him
all that he wanted in life and finally asked
him to go on a suicide mission to destroy
the lives of others and spread the deadly
disease.This was a clear case of bio-
terrorism and Sawyer was simply a pawn in
a bigger game and a wider picture. The
motive of those who sent him was to
spread fear and panic, to kill as many
people as possible, to create a need for a
solution to the problem, to prepare the
ground for a new wonder drug that could
cure ebola, to create a massive market for
that drug and to ensure that there would
be massive profits from it’s sale.As usual it
is the unbelieving, unprepared, undiscerning
and naive Africans that have been used as
the prime guinea pigs. When will they stop
destroying us and treating us with such
contempt? When will they begin to see and
treat us as human beings?

Phones / Re: Gionee Launched Another Beast With 1gig Ram.gionee P2s by mikeoh: 3:58pm On Aug 22
if its etesalate u are using ,then u went b able to make use of play store just change network
Phones / Re: HELP NEEDED: GOOGLE PLAY ERROR 502 & 923 by mikeoh: 3:50pm On Aug 22
TIBLOSMITH: My play store isn't connecting again too,even my gmail. noticed this after using the freedom cheat pls
enlighten me more on this freedom cheat app pls

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