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Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by sematec(m): 9:49pm On Sep 27, 2021
Oh God buhari my enemies
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by TheMostComplex1: 9:52pm On Sep 27, 2021
Interesting.

People should stop criticizing them because their own churches are not different
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by bola4dprec(m): 9:52pm On Sep 27, 2021
delectablegyal:
The future is female.

Check my dp.

Check my confessions thread and make a confession.

https://gdpd.xyz/delectablegyal
Omo.Alata koppor but odun
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by emoboy4u: 9:53pm On Sep 27, 2021
I'm tremendously amazed at how Christians make mockery of their very own religion. "Jesus" and "Bleep up" in same sentence. The Muslims or Hindus don't ever make mockery of their religion even for joke.

Christans are really unbelievable.
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by KNOWMORE56: 9:56pm On Sep 27, 2021
Charmingrascal:
Do these people look like real men of God?
These are youths that got tired of being jobless and decided to open a business centre and call it a church.


The only way they could make money and thrive their business is by organizing programmes with odd themes that will encourage youths who are curious to visit their business centre and see what is going on there.

The unfortunate thing is that sDo these people look like real men of God?
These are youths that got tired of being jobless and decided to open a business centre and call it a church.
ome of them are fetish and once you visit their business enterprise out of curiosity, you will not be able to free yourself from their captivity.


I have a friend who has such business centre in Lagos, the last time I heard from him his business is thriving so well.

"Do these people look like real men of God?
These are youths that got tired of being jobless and decided to open a business centre and call it a church."


You have good perception... these are the guys that sleep with almost all the females in their congregation...

*. 2 Timothy 3:6 "KJV: For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, "

*. 1 Timothy 1:7 "KJV: Desiring to be teachers of the law; understanding neither what they say, nor whereof they affirm ."
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by delectablegyal(f): 9:56pm On Sep 27, 2021
bola4dprec:
Omo.Alata koppor but odun

shomajata?
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by BarrElChapo(m): 9:56pm On Sep 27, 2021
Na skit be this grin grin
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Emmanuel909090: 9:57pm On Sep 27, 2021
We serve a patient God.
Father forgive them, for they know not what they do.
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by FlipModeSquade(m): 9:58pm On Sep 27, 2021
Ammishaddai:
Very misleading post . The mods should do something about things like this
What is misleading about the post?
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by bola4dprec(m): 9:58pm On Sep 27, 2021
delectablegyal:



shomajata?
Thanks in advance funmi lateje
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Nobody: 9:59pm On Sep 27, 2021
Am I the only one who noticed that a church program is to hold at 'Delilah's playground'?
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by delectablegyal(f): 10:00pm On Sep 27, 2021
bola4dprec:
Thanks in advance funmi lateje

Silly guycheesy. go and make a confession on the thread.
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Ammishaddai: 10:01pm On Sep 27, 2021
FlipModeSquade:
What is misleading about the post?
That's a comedy poster

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Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by victorazy(m): 10:01pm On Sep 27, 2021
See their hungry faces
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Psalmistproject: 10:03pm On Sep 27, 2021
Igbo business pastors indeed!
No time!
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Decency2020(f): 10:04pm On Sep 27, 2021
EshjayLee:
Jesus wept!


How are you sure it is real or some fools are somewhere designing rubbish to ridicule themselves?
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by nonhuman(m): 10:04pm On Sep 27, 2021
Nigerian too take unserious things serious, this is just a comedy show, their titles says it all, it there anything like ACH pope, and general supritendent

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Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Jayrow08: 10:04pm On Sep 27, 2021
In d days of his power if person try dis Kain tin body go tell am
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Psalmistproject: 10:05pm On Sep 27, 2021
Emmanuel909090:
We serve a patient God.
Father forgive for they know not what they do.
Hahaha...... grin grin
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Nzeodogwu(m): 10:05pm On Sep 27, 2021
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Kay25(m): 10:05pm On Sep 27, 2021
na our brothers from the east fit dey do this kind thing...
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Bigchristo: 10:06pm On Sep 27, 2021
saphiere:


https://.com/o-lord-cubana-me-and-make-me-sit-at-home-nigerians-react-to-a-hilarious-church-poster/
End time pastors everywhere, I blame those going to such kind of church, because the pastors Dey use them catch Cruise grin grin grin
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by StrikeBack(m): 10:08pm On Sep 27, 2021
logicDcoder:
Mtcheeew.... This doesn't look real. One jobless shit will be designing all this poo to get useless attention!

I did my nysc in Abia state.

This is just a tip
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by FlipModeSquade(m): 10:08pm On Sep 27, 2021
Ammishaddai:
That's a comedy poster
Lol..

I don't think so..

It's real..

Have seen this type of shit aplenty..

Look at the Venues,those are real..

They are appealing to a grade of congregation.. grin

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Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Bamzyriches451: 10:09pm On Sep 27, 2021
Pussy ass pastor
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Ammishaddai: 10:10pm On Sep 27, 2021
FlipModeSquade:
Lol..

I don't think so..

It's real..

Have seen this type of shit aplenty..

Look at the Venues,those are real..

They are appealing to a grade of congregation.. grin
You've only seen too man comedy posters
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Galaxydon1(m): 10:11pm On Sep 27, 2021
This is fake
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Ebullient76(m): 10:12pm On Sep 27, 2021
Oluwa you dey for heaven dey see ooooooooooo
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by adebwalex(m): 10:12pm On Sep 27, 2021
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by FlipModeSquade(m): 10:12pm On Sep 27, 2021
Ammishaddai:
You've only seen too man comedy posters
Not really..

Am from the East..

I've seen many..

TO you,at your level it's funny..

To them and the people they are targeting,they are dead serious..
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Ammishaddai: 10:16pm On Sep 27, 2021
[s]
FlipModeSquade:
Not really..

Am from the East..

I've seen many..

TO you,at your level it's funny..

To them and the people they are targeting,they are dead serious..
[/s]Bros , do me a favor and use the senses God gave you. This is a bloody comedy poster . No denomination in Christianity bears the title "Arch Pope ".
Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Godons1: 10:17pm On Sep 27, 2021
Check well, the pastor na İGBO MAN angry angry grin grin grin

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