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Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Genea(f): 10:43am On Aug 01, 2014
Revolva:


why she no go metion oga wale born2fuck here when wale don nak her online ......via the laptop....omo my name is revolva ..if u have any problem and you need a poiblem solver use a revolva...ok...
didn't u 4ck me tooo,rememba wen we did party.....oya reboot ya brain
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by WhyNa: 10:44am On Aug 01, 2014
Like seriously, is there a particular thread these guys converge at? Cos rily, all I'v come across is Spacegoat
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by cuteboy2: 10:44am On Aug 01, 2014
HandOfChukwu: angry dont laugh at me you wh0re

Take it easy bro. People are just trying to have a good laugh and good clean fun. Light mood stuff. Nothing serious.

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Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by bitterpenis(m): 10:46am On Aug 01, 2014
Janetozi: Madcow
spacegoat
Mr cork
borntofuck
bitterpenis
ashawonairaland
Don't you ever mention my name again, you are warned, else you will see the bitterness in my penis....be warned
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Sunbellar: 10:46am On Aug 01, 2014
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Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by obowunmi(m): 10:47am On Aug 01, 2014
Pls, no one has explained to me, the issue with my user name. undecided cry



Obowunmi

Na thru Obo, we enter the world.
Na thru Obo, we enjoy ourselves.
We lick Obo
We finger Obo
We suck Obo
Obo is power
Obo is a shrine
Obowunmi


Pls do tell, what's wrong with the name Obowunmi?

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Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Nobody: 10:49am On Aug 01, 2014
Kachisbarbie: In no particular order
-Madcow...I really don't get this username

-DeepFreezer...I been tire when I saw this username. What inspired it?

-BoiledCorn....just when i thought I've seen it all, I saw this 1 yesterday

-Washingmachine...lmao, I guess this nigg@ loves washing
OMG ... Lol no be small tin ooo... Which one be boiledcorn?mehn, d persin too lik am be dat ooo
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by cuteboy2: 10:50am On Aug 01, 2014
Why are so many women viewing & commenting on this thread? Seems names like BITTERPENNIS BORN2F**CK. PHOCKPHPOCKMAN, etc specially tickles their fancy grin grin

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Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Dantedasz(m): 10:53am On Aug 01, 2014
1.Oyinbogoju.
2.chaircover.
3.blackashi.
4.richvkunt.
5.obowunmi
6.irunobo.
7.borntofuck.
8.wonlasewonimi.
9.Hon suc madiq.
10.sniper in a diaper

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Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Nobody: 10:54am On Aug 01, 2014
heatmeup: abeg oooooo na oga seun give me this one ooooooooooooooooo my former monikier was tinubabe

So have you heated Oga Seun up ?
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Nobody: 10:55am On Aug 01, 2014
Genea: Wow front page,am I dreamin? *closes n opens eye* yipeee,I tnk all ma fans ,wonderful ppl of nairalands,ma family members,supporters of APC, GEJ n PEJ,Oga seun,MODs n everyone dat made dis possible.....oya chop knuckle ,KISSES everyone muaaaaaaah
you just act like a kid
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by LaRoyalHighness(f): 11:00am On Aug 01, 2014
Mine goes to....














Mr Olodo...(where the hell is that Olodo sef?...)

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Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by IAMBREEZY: 11:01am On Aug 01, 2014
Ridiculous usernames like
borntofvckpvssy
mr cork
blackteeth
madcow
caracter
bigvigina like wtf
boiledcorn
cheesycheesy
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Nobody: 11:03am On Aug 01, 2014
Ooh Mpa ™

Space Goat

Born2fuuck

Blackpenis

Pu.ssyeater

Hon SuQmadick

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Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Nobody: 11:03am On Aug 01, 2014
honSuqMaDiq, money
hungry,madness.com........weirdos

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Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Genea(f): 11:08am On Aug 01, 2014
Adikam: you just act like a kid
lolx am 14yrs naaa,am a kid
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Nobody: 11:09am On Aug 01, 2014
KnuckleHead: brokentv

Sexkillzisacunt

ihustle

obowunmi

justhelp

fattbabakay

amnotdrunk

5minsmadness
My gudness... wat a username..... 5minsmadnessshocked..SMH
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by nagoma(m): 11:11am On Aug 01, 2014
Genea: There r some usernames on Nl dat just makes ur shout wtf or laf out loud.....mine are
1..BITTERPENIS 2...ACIDOSIS 3....HEATMEUP 4...LEFULEFU 5....BORN2FUCK what are yours

Interesting. But from your choices I think you have a dirty mind.

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Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Genea(f): 11:14am On Aug 01, 2014
Youngpo413: UNADEYMAD
4WETIN
FBI/CIA
SpcAgntOKO
GENEA
genea Wats funny in genea....its stands 4 geneafah a.k.a jennifer
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Nobody: 11:14am On Aug 01, 2014
roxell120: okijajuju nko?
cheesy

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Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by bigwallace(m): 11:15am On Aug 01, 2014
Am so happy for u genea, ur topic made fp,dancing shoki on ur behalF!!one day i no say i go make u proud too,my topic go enta fp
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Genea(f): 11:16am On Aug 01, 2014
Mayosky15754:

Your selected usernames are hilarious, honestly speaking lol.
tnx dear
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by rottenegg: 11:18am On Aug 01, 2014
kingbella: Boiledcorn
Rottenegg
Oohmpa
Spacegoat
Bustychic undecided

I love my username. It speaks volumes of my real self. Internet sweet o.

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Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Genea(f): 11:21am On Aug 01, 2014
bigwallace: Am so happy for u genea, ur topic made fp,dancing shoki on ur behalF!!one day i no say i go make u proud too,my topic go enta fp
wallaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Friedfred(m): 11:23am On Aug 01, 2014
[/quote] grin
sweetguy10: Lol the first time that I saw the monicker 'Omiobo' Ahhh ! I laff gan oo nor be small

Wale and his various weird monickers : walestar , waledobodobo , among others and currently born2fuck . This guy don dey give Nairaland Mods Issues since over seven years ago . Now na bone to den neck , Lol


truckpusher
obowunmi
Okijajuju
Ajanlekoko
seunshagarri (dnt knw whr he is nymore)


etcetera etcetera .....
chai nairaland will soon have its own ward at yaba left. See handles

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Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by bigwallace(m): 11:24am On Aug 01, 2014
Genea: wallaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
na me dat,my prayers worked for u,oya wt will i get in return.
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Nobody: 11:26am On Aug 01, 2014
Khalessi: Mr cork
Sexkillz
Sniperindiaper
Gondie
Big vagîna
Hmmmm
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Genea(f): 11:26am On Aug 01, 2014
bigwallace: Am so happy for u genea, ur topic made fp,dancing shoki on ur behalF!!one day i no say i go make u proud too,my topic go enta fp
. wallaaaaaaaaaaace
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Genea(f): 11:27am On Aug 01, 2014
nagoma:

Interesting. But from your choices I think you have a dirty mind.
no am not,dey just had a way of catching ma attention
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by ElNur1: 11:29am On Aug 01, 2014
No disrespect bro....
MADCOW1 prolly d most dumbest Username on Nairaland..
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Janetozi(f): 11:35am On Aug 01, 2014
bitterpenis:
Don't you ever mention my name again, you are warned, else you will see the bitterness in my penis....be warned
bitterpenis
Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by yinkuscious(m): 11:37am On Aug 01, 2014
MadCow1:


Hahahahahaa...


This negative campaign is good for me o!

The Ladies would love a risque adventure. A little danger mixed with excitement at meeting a live Mad Cow. grin
actually u realy need to be born again to domestic cow.. Lol

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