Ram: chai! these guys don finish my people finish my kind this year!!! why them no go see goat kill?
Goat: My brother you know Islam is a peaceful religion and as such peaceful animals like you are needed for sacrifice and munching...
Ram: but we have been proving stubborn of late nah! I called for a revolution sometimes telling all the rams to start proving stubborn to their owners which they did. I wonder why it isn't publicised so that people will start having resentment for us?
Goat: Bros see what, right from time immemorial una don they prove loyal that is why Bible recommended ram for sacrifice wey them wan offer baba God. see for example when God tell AB make him offer him son as sacrifice you no see say him come later provide ram for am? guys on periods like this you guys are doomed forever hahahahaha.
Ram: so na which way be the way nah?
Goat: shey na una they waka they cross mainroad like say na una get the road ney? my friend am afraid there is noway out, you created this so you deal with it!!

goat now eating meat and munching it with strengths that one could see the vein stretch on his foreheads.
Ram: guy na wetin be that wey you they chop na?
Goat: guy na meat oh!
Ram: which meat?
Goat: guy e be like say na that ram wey oga buy for that him second wife Adamu Don kill am na em I dey chop.
Ram: chai!!! there is God oh!! all this meat that you guys are sharing out there God is watching you ooh, Diarisgodoh!!! chai! chai!!
HAPPY SALLAH TO ALL OUR MUSLIM BROTHERS.

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Goat: My brother you know Islam is a peaceful religion

LOL..