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OCTOBER PROMOS

1. 250MB on every 10GB you buy

Now everyone has an equal chance of winning 250mb !

2. JOKE OF THE DAY PROMO

Drop a clean joke on our thread everyday. The clean joke with the highest number of SHARES by midnight wins 250MB !

3. HAPPY HOUR PROMO
250MB for N250 vtu to 08037***
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Drop your orders on our bbm or whatsapp channels from midnight to 6AM daily. We will attend to them while you sleep and you get a chance to win up to 1GB daily !

October Promos

EnterPRO:

1. By popular demand, we might bring back the Weekly Top4

2. Clean jokes only please

3. Once your Happy Hour order has been processed, the first person to post a confirmation here gets extra 250mb. others stand a chance of winning 1GB.

Dygeasy:
A lady with big _boobs entered a bus.

She had a rosary around her neck with the cross between her _boobs.

Akpors was sitting beside her and couldn't help staring.

The lady knowing fully well that Akpors has been staring for over 15mins
then asked "Are you looking at Jesus Christ
who died on the cross?

Akpos replied: No! Am actually looking at the two thieves beside
him.

congrats for winning our maiden edition.

for cracking a joke in line with bosoms on World Bosom Day and for being our first winner, we double your win.

the other participants in our maiden edition are also winners.

congrats all. prizes on whatsapp.

all current happy hour orders processed!

less than 2 hours left!

EnterPRO:


congrats for winning our maiden edition.

for cracking a joke in line with bosoms on World Bosom Day and for being our first winner, we double your win.

the other participants in our maiden edition are also winners.

congrats all. prizes on whatsapp.

Thanks EnterPro! God bless you!!!

Dygeasy:
Thanks EnterPro! God bless you!!!

God bless us all!

EnterPRO:


God bless us all!

good morning. thanks for ur gift I appreciate.

EnterPRO:

the other participants in our maiden edition are also winners.
congrats all. prizes on whatsapp.

Received! .....to EnterPro and dos Who click share Tnx, and God bless

[quote author=EnterPRO
Tnx so much bro and to dos Who shared tanx all. haryordegy [quote author=EnterPRO
Tnx so much bro and to dos Who shared tanx all. haryordegy

Girlfriend: Honey, please i
need some money to buy my
bathing soap.
Boyfriend: Alright!! No
problem...... but how much is
it?
Girlfriend: it's just N35k
Boyfriend: Blood of jesus!!!
Does it wash away sins and
sorrows?

U DEY WATCH BALL FOR VIEWING CENTRE. CHELSEA VS MAN U...
1 guy just enta seat next to u.
D GUY: Bros how fa na match them dey play?
YOU: Yes na sheybi na im u dy watch.
D GUY: Ok. Abeg who dey play?
YOU: na im be dat na. Chelsea vs man u.
D GUY: oh ok. Abeg who wear blue?
YOU: Na chelsea wear blue.
D GUY: owk who com wear red?
YOU: oooh c am na na man u.
D GUY: owk no vex. Ehm bros na 1st half abi second half?
YOU: chai guy na wa 4 u o. Na 1st half na c am na 20minutes bros.
D GUY: oh ok. Bros abeg weitin be scores?
YOU: come guy. Na 0-0 na. Sheybi na im we dy watch.
D GUY: oh oh oh ok 0-0. . Abeg who cum get zero?
WETIN U GO DO?

Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly
and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked
straight to the ugly girl.
Akpos: Hello!
Ugly girl: Hi!!
Akpos: Wanna dance?
Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)
Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your
friend.

please comedy video is it allowed

Girl: I'm warning you, my Mummy is coming
back soon..
AKPOS: But I'm not doing anything..
Girl: That's why I'm warning you.
================
Hurry up CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket
you've bought tonight Sir, Why?..
AKPOS: Yes, that I.diot at the entrance keeps
tearing it.
================
TEACHER: What's your favorite flower?..
AKPOS: Chrysanthemum..
TEACHER: Spell it..
AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose
R-O-S-E
================
Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot
for school, Wetin he do?
Akpos'Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all,
he cant even spell "LION" ...
Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...You know say na SMALL
pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL
ANIMAL like " MOSQUITO".
================
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a
woman. What do we learn from this?
Akpos: We should stop wasting time in studies
and find that WOMAN.
================
Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and
a Fly? ..
Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
================
Ochuko: Akpos, where have you been?
Akpos: Watching a football match?
Ochuko: Who played?..
Akpos: Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire

afamjb:
please comedy video is it allowed

See this guy.

Everybody here dey hustle for MB, you wan come post video. Post audio too join you hear?

Dygeasy:
See this guy.

Everybody here dey hustle for MB, you wan come post video. Post audio too join you hear?

true shaa, mak i find joke drop bt d one u hav gotten already u no wan flex am?

afamjb:

true shaa, mak i find joke drop bt d one u hav gotten already u no wan flex am?

lol! Flex wetin? On top joke wey fit no funny?

Type something make we read jor.

A new pastor moved into town and went out one
Saturday to visit his parishioners.
All went well until he came to one house. It was
obvious that someone was home, but no one
came to the door even after he had knocked
several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote
on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the
door. (Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold, I stand at
the door and knock. If any man hear my voice,
and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will
dine with him, and he will with me."
The next day, as he was counting the offering he
found his card in the collection plate. Below his
message was a notation "Genesis 3:10" ("And he
said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was
afraid, because I was naked.".

Three men were caught on a restricted territory, They
were brought to the king who tells the three men that they
must complete a series of tests so that they will not be killed .
The first task, he tells them to bring back 5pieces of the same fruit.
The first man brings back apples and is told for the next task, he must
swallow them without a noise or emotion. He swallowed 2 before he screams and gets killed and eaten.
The second man comes back with 5 berries and told of the same
task. As he is about to get the 5th and final berry in, he bursts out in
laughter and gets killed and eaten.
Up in heaven the first man meets the second man and asked why he laughed since he was so close to freedom. He replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the other guy walk in with pineapples." Lol

The new Pope, making his first visit to the US, is picked up in a
private limo. Unfortunately, security delays have made the Pope late
for his first meeting and he instructs his driver to make up the delay
by driving as fast as he can. Even with the driver's best efforts, the
Pope knows they are still going to arrive late and insists that the
driver make even better time. The driver fears for the Pope's safety
and hesitates to drive any faster. Now totally frustrated, the Pope tells
the driver to get in the back and let him drive.
The Pope takes the limo beyond known limits, making incredible
turns and wildly dodges in and out of traffic. Six blocks from their
destination a police officer catches up with the limo and pulls them
over. Upon approaching the driver's side window and recognizing the
Pope immediately, the police officer informs the Pope he was
speeding and driving recklessly. The Pope explains "We are in a very
big hurry to address an international audience on the most urgent of
worldly matters". The officer begs the Pope's pardon and returns to
his squad car to make a call to headquarters.

"Get me the chief right away!" the officer demands.
"This is the chief, what's the problem?"
"Chief, this is Roberts. I've pulled over a big shot, and I'm not so sure
what to do"
"Who is it, the Mayor?" asks the chief.
"Bigger than that" says the officer.
"Don't tell me you pulled over the Governor!" asks the chief.
"Bigger than the Governor" says the officer.
"Bigger than the Governor! A Senator? A Congressman?"
"Bigger" say the officer.
"Who the hell did you pull over, the President of the United States?!"
the chief asks, alarmed.
"Chief, I'm not sure who he is, but his driver is the god damned
Pope!"

Which go-ahead?

iebanehita:


See question. .
Who gave the go-ahead?

Etesam:
Which go-ahead?

OCTOBER PROMOS

2. JOKE OF THE DAY PROMO
Drop a clean joke on our thread everyday. The
clean joke with the highest number of SHARES
by midnight wins 250MB !

Be patient enough to read posts on threads before accusing someone.
Thanks.

Oga ENTERPRO! Have been referring peeps to you all this while and I never knew there was a promo slash goin on; sadly enough neither did u Eva made mention of it to me on phone! #Not Fair! #Tanks all the same! #Best Regards!

EnterPRO:
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A boy dropped a girl at home,
he puts his hand on the wall
by the gate for support, lean
towards her and says 'can I
kiss you? Girl: No not today
Boy: Please Girl: No.. This goes
on for 10mins, then the girl's
brother appears at the gate
and said: Dad says whether
you kiss him or not it's your
decision , but tell that MUMU
to remove his hand from the
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home is listening to your
conversations!!!

dungas30:
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callydon:
A boy dropped a girl at home,
he puts his hand on the wall
by the gate for support, lean
towards her and says 'can I
kiss you?

Girl: No not today

Boy: Please dear

Girl: No..Hope you aware that I told my parents that we are just best of friends and no act of intimacy has ever happened between us?

This goes
on for 10mins, then the girl's
brother appears at the gate
and said: Dad says whether
you kiss him or not it's your
decision , but tell that MUMU
to remove his hand from the
intercom button, everyone at
home is listening to your
conversations!!!

lol. You'r joke is not complete. let me complete it for you.

EnterPro please check your mail

Dygeasy:
EnterPro please check your mail

mail replied.

@BlackChampion : congrats.

@all : MTN activations will be slow today as we upgrade. please bear with us. thanks.

I hope this counts for a clean joke!

iebanehita:




Be patient enough to read posts on threads before accusing someone.
Thanks.

Etesam:
I hope this counts for a clean joke!

Sure. it's clean.