afamjb:
...contact him via his whatsapp number dat he posted above

tanx bro. d guy is genue contract completed

dungas30:
tanx bro. d guy is genue contract completed

. thankGod.

pls I need ur help, am confused and my business is at stake here...... I transfered some huge amount of airtime through mtn share n sell 2 Enterpro 4 some megabytes. bt he claims not 2 hv gtn alert 4 d transaction, n therefore cannot send me d mb. I tried calling d number, 2 no WO has d number n verify Mayb I sent d money 2 another person, bt I was told I can't make a cal to that number "08037******3". pls my fellow NL, wot do I do nw 2 recover my money cos Entrep is nt helpin matters here, he s sayin that he wil refund me d airtime, bt that is nt my problem. my problem is where did my money go 2 since he said he didn't get d alert/message?
contributions needed pls

adaemeka245:
pls I need ur help, am confused and my business is at stake here...... I transfered some huge amount of airtime through mtn share n sell 2 Enterp 4 some megabytes. bt he claims not 2 hv gtn alert 4 d transaction, n therefore cannot send me d mb. I tried calling d number, 2 no WO has d number n verify Mayb I sent d money 2 another person, bt I was told I can't make a cal to that number "080********". pls my fellow NL, wot do I do nw 2 recover my money cos Entrep is nt helpin matters here, he s sayin that he wil refund me d airtime, bt that is nt my problem. my problem is where did my money go 2 since he said he didn't get d alert/message?
contributions needed pls

my dear since I started buying mb I usually contact my oga first before i send whatever am sending so as to be on a safe side....and all my transactions hav been on whatsapp life and direct

enterpro pls ohh...reply my pings

adaemeka245:
pls I need ur help, am confused and my business is at stake here...... I transfered some huge amount of airtime through mtn share n sell 2 Enterp 4 some megabytes. bt he claims not 2 hv gtn alert 4 d transaction, n therefore cannot send me d mb. I tried calling d number, 2 no WO has d number n verify Mayb I sent d money 2 another person, bt I was told I can't make a cal to that number "08037******3". pls my fellow NL, wot do I do nw 2 recover my money cos Entrep is nt helpin matters here, he s sayin that he wil refund me d airtime, bt that is nt my problem. my problem is where did my money go 2 since he said he didn't get d alert/message?
contributions needed pls

if u still hav d history in ur mesage box check d Number an call customer care to no wat hapen

Blackchampion:
By cutting wit knife

smiles

EnterPRO:


please don't refer anyone if you can't explain the rules to them. don't ask anyone to call me for more information.

simply buy for them. that's why we have reseller packages.

thanks for your understanding.

pls wat is resaller package

Oga EnterPRO, I think am d one dt won d joke promo of yesterday...

Plz how do I claim my prize
Thanks.

dungas30:
pls wat is resaller package

callydon:
Oga EnterPRO, I think am d one dt won d joke promo of yesterday...

Plz how do I claim my prize
Thanks.

congrats ! but it seems ateko1 won it?

pls contact me on whatsapp.

brilapluz:
enterpro pls ohh...reply my pings

sorry bro. pls use whatsapp next time. its faster.

this is our priority list :

1. resellers
2. whatsapp
3. bbm
4. email
5. SMS
6. phone calls

EnterPRO:

congrats ! but it seems ateko1 won it?
pls contact me on whatsapp.

Yeahhh!!!.... tanx so much @EnterPro
@callydon better luck next time bro

EnterPRO:


sorry bro. pls use whatsapp next time. its faster.

this is our priority list :

1. resellers
2. whatsapp
3. bbm
4. email
5. SMS
6. phone calls

Does your MTN package work on MTN Zone tariff plan?

adaemeka245:
U DEY WATCH BALL FOR VIEWING CENTRE. CHELSEA VS MAN U...
1 guy just enta seat next to u.
D GUY: Bros how fa na match them dey play?
YOU: Yes na sheybi na im u dy watch.
D GUY: Ok. Abeg who dey play?
YOU: na im be dat na. Chelsea vs man u.
D GUY: oh ok. Abeg who wear blue?
YOU: Na chelsea wear blue.
D GUY: owk who com wear red?
YOU: oooh c am na na man u.
D GUY: owk no vex. Ehm bros na 1st half abi second half?
YOU: chai guy na wa 4 u o. Na 1st half na c am na 20minutes bros.
D GUY: oh ok. Bros abeg weitin be scores?
YOU: come guy. Na 0-0 na. Sheybi na im we dy watch.
D GUY: oh oh oh ok 0-0. . Abeg who cum get zero?
WETIN U GO DO?

hehe

it's as simple as Nna; gettaway hia...

What kinda Dumboo fah..

CHEMISTRY CLASS
Professor: What is the chemical symbol of
Barium?
Akpors: BA, sir.
Professor: What about sodium?
Akpors: NA, sir.
Professor: What will we get if 1
atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA are
combined chemically?
Akpors: BANANA sir.

A professor was traveling by boat. On his way he ask d sailor do u knw
Biology? Ecology? Zoology and psychology? NO..d sailor ans. Prof got
angry and said wat d hell did u knw? U wil die of illetracy. One hour later
d boat started sinkin d sailor luk at prof and said did u knw swiminology
and escapeology 4rm sharkeology? NO..d prof ans. Dat means
Crocodileology wil eat ur headology and u will dieology wit ur
knowledgeogy because of ur mouthology. Lol...

jboixxx:

Does your MTN package work on MTN Zone tariff plan?

no sir. you will have to opt out of that package first.

callydon:
Oga EnterPRO, I think am d one dt won d joke promo of yesterday...

Plz how do I claim my prize
Thanks.

I don't know how or why, but ateko1's joke has just been hidden this morning.

he posted it around 7:42pm yesterday and got about 9 shares.

I believe he won sir.

can anyone else bear me witness?

EnterPRO:


I don't know how or why, but ateko1's joke has just been hidden this morning.

he posted it around 7:42pm yesterday and got about 9 shares.

I believe he won sir.

can anyone else bear me witness?

let's wait n see if any other person saw d post, cos I for one didn't see d post.




Anyway, for d sake of peace, I think I'll Jst forsake d joke Promo 250mb which I shud av won if there's no joke by "Ateko1".

PEACE OUT!!!

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

EnterPRO:


sorry bro. pls use whatsapp next time. its faster.

this is our priority list :

1. resellers
2. whatsapp
3. bbm
4. email
5. SMS
6. phone calls

OK...will do so

Two classmates were chatting in their lunch break...
"I know how to get money real quick" says one,” how?"
"go to your dad and say, "I know the truth" and he'll give
you money"
So the young boy went home and said "dad, I know the
truth" and
his dad gave him ten dollars and told him not to tell
anyone 'the truth'.
He then went to his mother, " Mom, I know the truth”
he said.
"Please don't tell your dad" she said and gave him twenty
dollars.
Content with thirty dollars he went outside to go to the
arcade and saw the milkman. "I know the truth,” he
shouted out.
The milkman replied "Well come and hug your real father
then"

peps gud tread. am. new. bt com to stay. interpro u ar genue. kip it up. an Friends u contrbuted much to diz tread an u wll contrbute much no if abuses

tanx

Dygeasy, congrats!

U buy eggroll N150, I buy buns N15, boil
one egg N30, all na N45...
#MoneyCannotWaste.
U buy 5 alive N300, I buy ... orange
+mango+pineappl ie N80 naira..my own
get natural nutrient..
#MoneyCannotWaste. ... Nepa cut ur light,
U pay N2000 sharp sharp, I wait, call
electrician for nite for N200 fix my wire
back..
#MoneyCannotWaste.
U buy milo,milk and sugar, I buy cowbell
chocolate which already contains every...
#MoneyCannotWaste
U pay 5k go watch MI for show,I buy him
cd N100, stay room play and sing along
#MoneyCannotWaste
U dey chop pop corn of N1000 for cinema
and I dey chop popcorn of N20 for house
dey watch tv..shey our mouth dey move,
movie dey show!
#MoneyCannotWaste
U buy red bull N300 to become active, I
buy paraga N20, Am super active...
mtcheww
#MoneyCannotWaste
U buy rosé (red wine), I buy zobo and add
sachet squadron, all na red wine... #
MoneyCannotWaste
U fix 100k brazillian hair, I buy N100
xpression attachment, I fine pass you... n
guys don't know d difference
#MoneyCannotWaste
U go club for VI, buy hennesey of 40k, Me
go one joint, buy alomo N200..all na
highness
#MoneyCannotWaste
U pay N50 to watch match in a viewing
centre, I stand outside to watch d match all na d same..
#MoneyCannotWaste
You buy bb torch 95k, I buy Tecno 15k,
shey all of us dey ping?
#MoneyCannotWaste

HIV: Hello! Who is this?
Ebola: Your little sister Ebola!.
HIV: Where are u?.
Ebola: I'm in Africa.
HIV: How is the bizness?.
Ebola: I'm doing my job very well compared to u. You have been here
for last 30yrs and u did little. I moved in Africa for last 30 months. And l
am now the TALK of the whole continent.
HIV: I do my work slowly but sure.
Ebola: Where are u now?
HIV:I'm in +211 currently.
Ebola: I wanted to come there via +254,+256 and then to +211 but l
don't have transport.
HIV: Pliz sister don't bother to come .These people have enough
problems already.
Ebola: I won't come bcoz the population there is low. Who is there with
u?
HIV: With my friends Malaria and Typhoid. Right now I'm in
Lounges, Hotels, Clubs, Inn and Bars waiting for thoz men who leaves
their wives at home to look for me, and youth who can't live without
sex!

A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new
smooth machette and asked “Who is a muslim
here?”
The whole mosque went as silent as a grave
yard. The man asked again, “How can a full
mosque have no Muslim?”. No one replied.
The man then grabs the nearby young man and
goes out with him and tells him, “son come help
me slaughter my goat for I don’t know how to do
it”.
After the young man had slaughtered the goat, he
told the man that he doesn’t know how to skin it
and that the man would have to go back to the
mosque and get someone else to help him on
that. The man returns to the mosque with a
machete dripping with blood.
When the Imam saw this, he immediately shouts
“Praise the Looooooooord! The whole mosque
responds,”halleluyaaaah!!!”

A mum was lucky enough to see her three
daughters wed in the same year, so she
whispered to each of them “After your weddings,
text me your first night experience and don’t
forget to text it in a coded way!”
After a week, the first daughter sent ‘NESCAFE’ in
an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the second
sent ‘BENSON’. Their mum, as a ‘soji woman’
picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from d label
“fantastic till d last drop!” She also went to her
husband’s pack of Benson cigarettes and found
written on it “Extra long, king size!” she thought
aloud “not too bad for them at their age”
A few days later, her third daughter’s text comes
in, “Arik: Lagos – Kano!”. So Mama calls Arik Air
information desk to inquire about their Kano to
Lagos flight. She was told, “Its 3 times daily, 7
days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes
to and fro!”
Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps and
faints shouting…”Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O!
( this one will kill my daughter oooooo!)”