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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 11:37pm On Oct 19, 2014
kulkatty:


NelD(devil)rizzy (˘̯˘ )ʃ
afflictions will rise, tribulations, and persecution will come, but pls touch not thy Lord anointed
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 11:38pm On Oct 19, 2014
Neldrizzy:
omo na me call myself oo.. If i wait for am him nor go call me cheesy
lol
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 11:39pm On Oct 19, 2014
drizzytee:


lmao.. ki na gi hausa kuma

Huh. I don't understand o
Wah I can deduce there is...you can speak hausa I guess
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 11:47pm On Oct 19, 2014
Neldrizzy:
hehehehe Lord vineyard abi?? This girl were you wan put ur leg so,you nor go like am oo... The man of God also response to feelings oo grin
..network no wan gree free me woh..
pastor neldrizzy..feelings ke?..though you men of Jah only responded to spiritual feelings..
efedua i get your point
drizzytee.mwe will fight ni

well..pastor nel..pray for me woh cos me wanna go rest small before you guyz kill me with laugh here
good night woh..pray i dream of good stuffs and of me calculating the offertory and tithe..that prayer will surely come true
AMEN
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 11:48pm On Oct 19, 2014
kulkatty:


Huh. I don't understand o
Wah I can deduce there is...you can speak hausa I guess

Yhh u guessed right
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 11:51pm On Oct 19, 2014
pweetyz:
..network no wan gree free me woh..
pastor neldrizzy..feelings ke?..though you men of Jah only responded to spiritual feelings..
efedua i get your point
drizzytee.mwe will fight ni

well..pastor nel..pray for me woh cos me wanna go rest small before you guyz kill me with laugh here
good night woh..pray i dream of good stuffs and of me calculating the offertory and tithe..that prayer will surely come true
AMEN


My dear, it is well... Jus give the man of God a kiss and you will have a wonderful night rest... And don't 4gt to bring ur seed tomorrow!!!! #goodnight
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 11:53pm On Oct 19, 2014
pweetyz:
..network no wan gree free me woh..
pastor neldrizzy..feelings ke?..though you men of Jah only responded to spiritual feelings..
efedua i get your point
drizzytee.mwe will fight ni
well..pastor nel..pray for me woh cos me wanna go rest small before you guyz kill me with laugh here
good night woh..pray i dream of good stuffs and of me calculating the offertory and tithe..that prayer will surely come true
AMEN
good night!
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 11:56pm On Oct 19, 2014
pweetyz:
..It won't woh..i'll manage it effectively..i did some accounting too..i just want to work in the lords vineyard
I see,, neldrizzy and u will move the ministry while I be the treasurer
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 12:02am On Oct 20, 2014
pweetyz:
Jeez..are you God's sent or what..seems you'd make my adjusting to uniben an easy one..at least with your friends i'd be able to know a few things about law and em lecturers..we'd definitely bond..plus i've got naijaboiy too

so damn elated
grin
Howdy?? smiley
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 12:03am On Oct 20, 2014
Neldrizzy:
My dear, it is well... Jus give the man of God a kiss and you will have a wonderful night rest... And don't 4gt to bring ur seed tomorrow!!!! #goodnight
Shey you want a kiss..okay i will do it in the spiritual realm..i will just pray about it and the spirit would teleport the kiss to you..
about the seed..lets take one step at a time ni


kiss

Shey you've seen the kiss

tongue
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 12:03am On Oct 20, 2014
Neldrizzy:
My dear, it is well... Jus give the man of God a kiss and you will have a wonderful night rest... And don't 4gt to bring ur seed tomorrow!!!! #goodnight
choi see pastor wae say make I no miss am
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 12:04am On Oct 20, 2014
Good night brethren, It feels great to have a decent chat on here after a while.Peace of d Lord with y'all as u go to bed.
#AmOut
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 12:05am On Oct 20, 2014
pweetyz:
Shey you want a kiss..okay i will do it in the spiritual realm..i will just pray about it and the spirit would teleport the kiss to you..
about the seed..lets take one step at a time ni


kiss

Shey you've seen the kiss

tongue
u sure say u guys won't have a sermon in Ur dream. advice,better hold calculator near body b4 u close eyes
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 12:07am On Oct 20, 2014
efedua:
I see,, neldrizzy and u will move the ministry while I be the treasurer
..Treasurer ke?? undecided..NAH!..i'll just make you the financial secretary so you'd just record any amount i tell you to..it aint healthy for you to handle money grin
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 12:07am On Oct 20, 2014
pweetyz:
Shey you want a kiss..okay i will do it in the spiritual realm..i will just pray about it and the spirit would teleport the kiss to you..
about the seed..lets take one step at a time ni


kiss

Shey you've seen the kiss

tongue
bae send me one too in d spirit...I want to know if ure a good "spiritual kisser" cheesy
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 12:10am On Oct 20, 2014
efedua:
u sure say u guys won't have a sermon in Ur dream. advice,better hold calculator near body b4 u close eyes
I'm holding baskets, I'm talking real tax free cash...
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 12:10am On Oct 20, 2014
naijaboiy:

Howdy?? smiley
..just awesome..i've been greatly blessed by pastor neldrizzy tonight
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chimhigher(m): 12:10am On Oct 20, 2014
omo Hustling not Easy Rara..d way tinz re ehhhh,if i cont lyk vhiz,i no go ft even raise 30K B4 clearance...na Robbery Sure pass woh..
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 12:12am On Oct 20, 2014
drizzytee:

bae send me one too in d spirit...I want to know if ure a good "spiritual kisser" cheesy
Nahh..this one is for the M.O.Gs only..i'll send the one for the ushers 2mao..shey you're the usher ni??
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 12:12am On Oct 20, 2014
$igh.

I want to see page 640 before going to bed.
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chimhigher(m): 12:14am On Oct 20, 2014
Guys Any Info bout any stressless joint wey me nd ma Guys ft go Rob?? abeg,we no get guns..na jes banger nd na 1 packet remain sef..ND PLS MKE SURE SAY D OWNER F D AUZ NO GET DOG O
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 12:16am On Oct 20, 2014
chimhigher:
omo Hustling not Easy Rara..d way tinz re ehhhh,if i cont lyk vhiz,i no go ft even raise 30K B4 clearance...na Robbery Sure pass woh..
..you must be kidding??..just let me know if the operation is successful lemme come and collect my share sha grin
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 12:17am On Oct 20, 2014
pweetyz:
Nahh..this one is for the M.O.Gs only..i'll send the one for the ushers 2mao..shey you're the usher ni??
*bites finger*

I'm setting up my own ministry ... I can never be an usher//no way
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chimhigher(m): 12:24am On Oct 20, 2014
pweetyz:
..you must be kidding??..just let me know if the operation is successful lemme come and collect my share sha grin
#chuckles# nd dnt 4get 2 cum on ur white nd black attire..incase police hold mi,so u go jes mis-quote al doz "criminal code rubbish 4 dem"..u knw say naija police no go skul,mst f dem na pry5 dem stop 4 1 govt skul wey dey d back f ma church.dem go Free me 1nce...Ma sis z studyin law 2 at unibenjamin..200l
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 12:26am On Oct 20, 2014
pweetyz:
..just awesome..i've been greatly blessed by pastor neldrizzy tonight
LoL...which blessing is that one that you didn't call me?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chimhigher(m): 12:28am On Oct 20, 2014
naijaboiy i hail ooo.abeg 1 f ma Guy Has a DOB ish n hz Waec Cert...wl affidavit solve it??
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 12:32am On Oct 20, 2014
chimhigher:
naijaboiy i hail ooo.abeg 1 f ma Guy Has a DOB ish n hz Waec Cert...wl affidavit solve it??
Bro please can you type clearly...

I don't really get this smiley

I hail you too cool
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 12:34am On Oct 20, 2014
chimhigher:
#chuckles# nd dnt 4get 2 cum on ur white nd black attire..incase police hold mi,so u go jes mis-quote al doz "criminal code rubbish 4 dem"..u knw say naija police no go skul,mst f dem na pry5 dem stop 4 1 govt skul wey dey d back f ma church.dem go Free me 1nce...Ma sis z studyin law 2 at ..
unibenjamin..200l
okay my pink and blue right tongue..I'm too young to get involved with the police woh..me just want the money
make any police officer see that your post first
i'd love to hook up with your sis..you can arrange that right?
unibenjamin??..funny guy
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by pweetyz(f): 12:38am On Oct 20, 2014
naijaboiy:

LoL...which blessing is that one that you didn't call me?
..brother you were too late..unfortunately..our honourable pastor nel does not attend to the 5 late virgins and their counterparts grin tongue
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 12:41am On Oct 20, 2014
pweetyz:
..brother you were too late..unfortunately..our honourable pastor nel does not attend to the 5 late virgins and their counterparts grin tongue
LoL...abeg no add virgin to the name grin
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chimhigher(m): 1:02am On Oct 20, 2014
naijaboiy:

Bro please can you type clearly...
I don't really get this smiley
I hail you too cool
Sowi My bad....I meant a Fwend F myn has Date F Birth Error n Hs Waec Cert...nd hes kinda broke ryt now 2 get 10k 4 rectification..xo m kinda askin f wt affidavit,he can pull thru physical clearance..GraCiaZ
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 1:07am On Oct 20, 2014
chimhigher:
Sowi My bad....I meant a Fwend F myn has Date F Birth Error n Hs Waec Cert...nd hes kinda broke ryt now 2 get 10k 4 rectification..xo m kinda askin f wt affidavit,he can pull thru physical clearance..GraCiaZ
Oh now I get you...

Please and please if there is any way he can raise that 10k to get it done,,then he should do it. You peeps still have a lot of time before clearance commences.

The clearance officers these days frown at affidavits and hardly accept it except for good conduct and non-participation in cultist activities.

It all depends on the faculty actually,,some clearance officers may accept but you ne'er can tell if they will or not.

So he should please try to raise the money and sort things out.

#cheers

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