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| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 6:57am On Oct 22, 2014 |
A group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives. The men were asked, “How many of you love your wife ?” All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your wife you love her ?” Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: I love you, sweetheart… Then the men were told to exchange their phones so one can read the other wife’s reply to the love message. Here are some of the replies: 1. Have you impregnated someone again 2. That was then, not now 3. You wan borrow money abi? 4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time. 5. Meaning? 6. Is that a new song? 7. Am I dreaming? 8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today! 9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking. 10. Abeg na who be this? 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by adeinfinit(m): 7:01am On Oct 22, 2014 |
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 7:05am On Oct 22, 2014 |
A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette and asked “Who is a muslim here?” The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard. The man asked again, “How can a full mosque have no muslim?”. No one replied. The man then grabs the nearby young man and goes out with him and tells him, “son come help me slaughter my goat for I don’t know how to do it”. After the young man had slaughtered the goat, he tells the man that he doesn’t know how to skin it and that the man would have to go back to the mosque and get someone else to help him on that.The man returns to the mosque with a machete dripping with blood. When the Imam saw this, he immediately shouts “Praise the Looooooooord! The whole mosque responds,”halleluyaaaah!!!” |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by callydon(m): 7:08am On Oct 22, 2014 |
A Yoruba boy who was dating an igbo girl whose name was Njideka asked her to lie to his mum when he takes her home that her name was Bisi. He told her his mum had a phobia for non-Yoruba people and would never accept her once she knows her name was an Igbo girl. She did as he instructed on sighting the boyfriend's mum. She asked her what her name was and she said 'Bisi' but not without her characteristic thick Igbo accent. The boy's tribalistic mum was so happy that her son was getting married to a Yoruba girl ignoring the igbo tone and she said: 'what a lovely name, your boyfriend's elder brother too is Adebisi, his Dad is Olabisi and my best friend's name is Omobisi, which of the Bisi is yours?' She was confused and she replied Ndubisi... the woman fainted... 17 Likes 22 Shares |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 7:16am On Oct 22, 2014 |
Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in: Pastor: How are you? Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy. Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family. Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family Akpos (no reply) Pastor: Are you there? Akpos: Yes, my daddy Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings. Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name. Pastor: (no reply) Akpos: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to claim these prayers Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot! |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 8:04am On Oct 22, 2014 |
Akpors was being discharged from Yaba Mental Hospital after the doctors thought he was finally back to normal. They put him in an Ambulance to be taken back home. They took him to Omole, as he claimed that's where he lived. Just as they approached a certain house, 2 kids dressed in school uniforms came out of the house. Akpos screamed; "Those are my children, they are going to school". A minute later a woman came out of the same house and Akpos screamed; "That's my wife, she is late for work." This time the doctors were convinced Akpos was okay and took him out of the ambulance but was still in chains. As they were about unlocking the chains, a man came out of the house and Akpos screamed; "Yes, that's me, i am going to my office." 21 Likes 23 Shares |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 3:19pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father." The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son: "Beloved Father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too, Ahmed" At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house. A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. "Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed." 9 Likes 23 Shares |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jkels(m): 4:35pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
A Yoruba boy who was dating an igbo girl whose name was Njideka asked her to lie to his mum when he takes her home that her name was Bisi. He told her his mum had a phobia for non-Yoruba people and would never accept her once she knows she is an Igbo girl. She did as he instructed on sighting the boyfriend’s mum. What is your name? asked her prospective mother-in- law, and she replied ‘Bisi’, but not without her characteristic thick igbo accent. The boy’s tribalistic mum was so happy that her son was getting married to a Yoruba girl ignoring the igbo tone and she said: ‘what a lovely name, your boyfriend’s elder brother too is Adebisi, his Dad is Olabisi and my best friend’s name is Omobisi, which of the Bisi is yours?’ Njideka who had not made any plans for what she would say if such a question came up got so confused and replied ‘I am Ndubisi’!!! The woman fainted! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Etesam(m): 5:43pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
jkels: |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by EnterPRO: 10:38pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
all these sharing we are sharing .... diaris God oh! fear catch me as I see joke with 16 shares. wetin? Even Bagani has 0 posts and registered Oct 20. 1 Like |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Blackchampion(m): 10:47pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
EnterPRO:Lols! Even d 1 wit 15 shares posted by 3.19pm. Hmmm! Jah is watchin on a 3D 1 Like |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Yungmilio2(m): 11:55pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
Pope001 God is watching you in 3D o |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by jboixxx: 5:58am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Akpos don enter one chance o...na only him waka come for jokes?! 1 Like |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by EnterPRO: 6:18am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Pope001, congrats ! for a moment there, I thought Callydon would finally win this one. |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by callydon(m): 7:03am On Oct 23, 2014 |
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Zimbabwe, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! 1 Like 4 Shares |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 7:08am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Two friends were smoking weed... One of them went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to his friend naked! He stood infront of his friend and asked; "How do I look in my new suit?" The friend looked at him, smiled, took another puff and said "Wow!!! You look so amazing in this your suit but you put your tie below the waist instead of putting it round your neck!"  10 Likes 17 Shares |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Blackchampion(m): 8:35am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Ebuka traveled to Lagos after his WAEC result was out so that his Uncle will help him get admission into the University of Lagos to study medicine and become a medical doctor…. ● When he got to his uncle's house at Lagos, the following conversation took place between Ebuka & his uncle. ● Ebuka: Uncle, I learnt its difficult to get admission into the university these days except if you are well connected… ● Uncle: That’s true… ● Ebuka: Since you are connected, I came to ask you if you can help me get admission into the university after my JAMB…. ● Uncle: That’s true… am connected and I will help u…. ● Ebuka: Thank you Uncle…. ● Uncle: You are welcome…so how is your result, is it WAEC or NECO and how many credits did you get? ● Ebuka: Uncle, it’s WAEC. I had only two credits which is agric and Igbo language but I failed the rest… ● Uncle: Well, that’s not bad… you can still be a doctor. ● Ebuka: {excited} Uncle really? ● Uncle: Yes! but not really a medical doctor. ● Ebuka: {frowns his face} Not a medical doctor, which other doctor uncle? ● Uncle: A Native doctor (Ezenmuo)… ● Ebuka: How uncle? ● Uncle: Good question! its very simple, you will use your credit in agric in collecting herbs from the forest {ajo-ofia}, and your credit in igbo language for incantations… 3 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Rilwayne001: 9:19am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Dygeasy: LMAO |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 9:36am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Rilwayne001:just help me click on share |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by EnterPRO: 11:08am On Oct 23, 2014 |
EnterPRO: klepto2015, well done ! |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 11:22am On Oct 23, 2014 |
EnterPRO:You go fear usernames na. Last night I saw 'Seeu' 'dsmj' and other weird names all registered yesterday. 2 Likes |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 11:42am On Oct 23, 2014 |
EnterPRO:Tnx Boss @ callydon....I see u winning soon (...if d promo wasn't suspended ) @Dygeasy.....me sef wonder o @d weird usernames dis Dayz @Dos Who "shared" me to victory... Tnx 2 u all Shalom! |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Blackchampion(m): 12:24pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Pope001:Diaris goduuooo. 1 Like |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by shosky1794: 1:51pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months.While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. ,"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven.""Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground."What's wrong ong ?" asked the frightened couple."OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find apriest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by venahoro(m): 2:47pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
#A Girl was tellin her dad about her new found love; the Girl said: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me, even though I am here in Nigeria and he lives in London. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, and now we have had 2 months of relationship through Viber.I need your blessings and good wishes, daddy. Her Dad replied: Wow! Really!! No problem, then get married on twitter, have fun on tango, buy your kids on e-bay, receive them through gmail and if you are fed up with your husband sell him on OLX. Stupid girl!!!. |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by eppysold(m): 2:52pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Pope001:  23 shares for this dry joke?nawa ooo1 Like |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by eppysold(m): 2:55pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
;Dcasting...casting...casting... 2 Likes |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Etesam(m): 4:07pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Pope001: |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Etesam(m): 4:10pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
See you! eppysold: |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 6:34pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
eppysold: EnterPRO: @haterz......y e Dey pain u say I won? y too greedy to allow others win too? Chaaii.... daris God o |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by EnterPRO: 6:41pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
eppysold: well, 1 thing is definitely likely to happen : we won't be having this in November! 3 Likes |
| Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by eppysold(m): 7:00pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
i need 30 shares before tomorrow pls.... 2 Likes 3 Shares
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