haydot95:
All z well

#Nairaland

Chiamaka01:


Wow, and you're a jambite. I'm delighted to meet you, brainiac.

I usually don't subscribe to aliens calling humans brainiacs but then it's none of my business.

#SPOILER ALERT..






What will you do if you see this on oau's website..


NOTICE TO PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS :
It has been brought to the knowledge of the school management that rumours have been flying around about the 2014/2015 admission process. We would like to inform the general public that cut-off marks are not actually out yet.. Please note that due to poor administration on our part, the school's website was hacked a few weeks ago and false cut-off marks were uploaded. The JAMB site was also hacked by one Mr Johnwills. Please ignore any claims as touching cut-off marks, admission lists or letters. We are working effortlessly to ensure that the proper cut-off marks are released within the next month- after which students are advised to print the "ORIGINAL" admission letters (containing passports of your parents and grand-parents) from the JAMB official site.


Thank you.
The school management.

uumm:
#SPOILER ALERT..






What will you do if you see this on oau's website..


NOTICE TO PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS :
It has been brought to the knowledge of the school management that rumours have been flying around about the 2014/2015 admission process. We would like to inform the general public that cut-off marks are not actually out yet.. Please note that due to poor administration on our part, the school's website was hacked a few weeks ago and false cut-off marks were uploaded. The JAMB site was also hacked by one Mr Johnwills. Please ignore any claims as touching cut-off marks, admission lists or letters. We are working effortlessly to ensure that the proper cut-off marks are released within the next month- after which students are advised to print the "ORIGINAL" admission letters (containing passports of your parents and grand-parents) from the JAMB official site.


Thank you.
The school management.

And this guy hasn't gotten any reply

[quote
author=uumm post=27581344]
What will you do if you see this on oau's website
The school management.[/quote]

'You' would get recommended glasses.

Timmytimmy:


I usually don't subscribe to aliens calling humans brainiacs but then it's none of my business.

*starts pursuing him with a cutlass*

uumm:
#SPOILER ALERT..






What will you do if you see this on oau's website..


NOTICE TO PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS :
It has been brought to the knowledge of the school management that rumours have been flying around about the 2014/2015 admission process. We would like to inform the general public that cut-off marks are not actually out yet.. Please note that due to poor administration on our part, the school's website was hacked a few weeks ago and false cut-off marks were uploaded. The JAMB site was also hacked by one Mr Johnwills. Please ignore any claims as touching cut-off marks, admission lists or letters. We are working effortlessly to ensure that the proper cut-off marks are released within the next month- after which students are advised to print the "ORIGINAL" admission letters (containing passports of your parents and grand-parents) from the JAMB official site.


Thank you.
The school management.

hahahahaha. Oh boy, God punish satan oh!

Chiamaka01:


'You' would get recommended glasses.

'He' definitely would

uumm:
#SPOILER ALERT..






What will you do if you see this on oau's website..


NOTICE TO PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS :
It has been brought to the knowledge of the school management that rumours have been flying around about the 2014/2015 admission process. We would like to inform the general public that cut-off marks are not actually out yet.. Please note that due to poor administration on our part, the school's website was hacked a few weeks ago and false cut-off marks were uploaded. The JAMB site was also hacked by one Mr Johnwills. Please ignore any claims as touching cut-off marks, admission lists or letters. We are working effortlessly to ensure that the proper cut-off marks are released within the next month- after which students are advised to print the "ORIGINAL" admission letters (containing passports of your parents and grand-parents) from the JAMB official site.


Thank you.
The school management.

I hope you understand that less problems have caused madness......if you think I'm lying, go to Yaba left and take a quick survey.
Please oh....

Chiamaka01:


*starts pursuing him with a cutlass*

Lol...
Chiamaka, you use recommended glasses right?

uumm:
#SPOILER ALERT..






What will you do if you see this on oau's website..


NOTICE TO PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS :
It has been brought to the knowledge of the school management that rumours have been flying around about the 2014/2015 admission process. We would like to inform the general public that cut-off marks are not actually out yet.. Please note that due to poor administration on our part, the school's website was hacked a few weeks ago and false cut-off marks were uploaded. The JAMB site was also hacked by one Mr Johnwills. Please ignore any claims as touching cut-off marks, admission lists or letters. We are working effortlessly to ensure that the proper cut-off marks are released within the next month- after which students are advised to print the "ORIGINAL" admission letters (containing passports of your parents and grand-parents) from the JAMB official site.


Thank you.
The school management.

Fairy tales like this is the reason I printed my admission letter on time. Very well signed by Mr. Dibu

uumm:
#SPOILER ALERT..






What will you do if you see this on oau's website..


NOTICE TO PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS :
It has been brought to the knowledge of the school management that rumours have been flying around about the 2014/2015 admission process. We would like to inform the general public that cut-off marks are not actually out yet.. Please note that due to poor administration on our part, the school's website was hacked a few weeks ago and false cut-off marks were uploaded. The JAMB site was also hacked by one Mr Johnwills. Please ignore any claims as touching cut-off marks, admission lists or letters. We are working effortlessly to ensure that the proper cut-off marks are released within the next month- after which students are advised to print the "ORIGINAL" admission letters (containing passports of your parents and grand-parents) from the JAMB official site.


Thank you.
The school management.

...im still gon be on d new cut off nd admission list

Timmytimmy:


Lol...
Chiamaka, you use recommended glasses right?

Is that a wild guess or was it based on what i said?
Well, i do.

uumm:

'He' definitely would

Well, time is of the essence, so . Don't worry, bill's on me.

Chiamaka01:


Is that a wild guess or was it based on what i said?
Well, i do.

I knew it!!!!.....Being a nerd is an art form, you've now completely fulfilled all requirements . Congratulations, oju igo.

[quote
author=Timmytimmy post=27588598]

I knew it!!!!.....Being a nerd is an art form, you've now completely
fulfilled all requirements . Congratulations, oju igo. [/quote]

Wait, what does 'igo' mean? I know 'oju' means 'eye'.

dora7891:


...im still gon be on d new cut off nd admission list

Now, this is faith. And it came expectedly from our able prayer warrior.

Chiamaka01:


Now, this is faith. And it came expectedly from our able prayer warrior.

lol hallelujah!!!

dejii01:


Fairy tales like this is the reason I printed my admission letter on time. Very well signed by Mr. Dibu

to avoid stories that touch.
sharp brother...

Timmytimmy:


I knew it!!!!.....Being a nerd is an art form, you've now completely fulfilled all requirements . Congratulations, oju igo.

why do people think all nerds must own a pair of recommended glasses

Chiamaka01:


Well, time is of the essence, so . Don't worry, bill's on me.

Trust me, you do not wanna know how much it costs. I hear 'He' only uses state of the art stuff...

Chiamaka01:


Wait, what does 'igo' mean? I know 'oju' means 'eye'.

igo means bottle or glass....."Oju igo"literally means eyes of glass......but it's a jocular term for people that use glasses.
Btw, I also use glasses

uumm:

why do people think all nerds must own a pair of recommended glasses

Lol, no small thanks to Hollywood.

uumm:

Trust me, you do not wanna know how much it costs. I hear 'He' only uses state of the art stuff...

I have unlimited access to the treasury; i can afford it.

Timmytimmy:


Btw, I also use glasses

I thought nerds don't participate in MOZ101.

Chiamaka01:


I thought nerds don't participate in MOZ101.

Oh no......I'm not taking that course, I'm their lecturer
Btw, I'm no nerd, I'm not even close to being a nerd.

understatement:
yes

thanks

Timmytimmy:


Oh no......I'm not taking that course, I'm their lecturer
Btw, I'm no nerd, I'm not even close to being a nerd.

but then, that's exactly what a nerd would say- "I'm no nerd".

Timmytimmy:


Oh no......I'm not taking that course, I'm their lecturer
Btw, I'm no nerd, I'm not even close to being a nerd.

The lecturer? How did you gain experience?

I recall you went to an all boys secondary school.

understatement:
lolz...ema binu ma....how u dey?

laff wan murda ma yansh

Timmytimmy:


Oh no......I'm not taking that course, I'm their lecturer
Btw, I'm no nerd, I'm not even close to being a nerd.

Ah ha, so you've taken it and even lecture it. When did you take it and how did you pass? You're a nerd, it's obvious.

Timmytimmy:


Oh no......I'm not taking that course, I'm their lecturer
Btw, I'm no nerd, I'm not even close to being a nerd.

You also attended an all-boys school, infact, just answer deji's question.

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