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* * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by mikuz(m): 4:00pm On Nov 01, 2014
Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point
Rhymes - 2 points
Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points
Punchlines - 3 points
Personals - 2 points
Flow - 1 point
Wordplays - 2 points
Closer - 1 point


Rules
- 24 lines.
- Deadline is 4pm, Sunday 2
November 2014.
- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.
- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.
- No complaining about votes.
- A no show attracts a ban.
- No unnecessary comments
- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.
- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.
- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.
- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.
- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.
- Only vets and regular section
posters are allowed to vote.
Goodluck!!!
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by 007Bruce: 5:18pm On Nov 01, 2014
suicidal

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Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 11:03am On Nov 02, 2014
Check
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 4:08pm On Nov 02, 2014
Where you at?

When you drop, I drop.
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Nobody: 7:07pm On Nov 02, 2014
where are you niggas?.
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by AbuMikey(m): 9:34pm On Nov 02, 2014
No show from Ksslib and Mikuz Ezeala? angry //
Cool, You two 'weak ill' Heads can die now, Yaradua gringrin
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 9:43pm On Nov 02, 2014
AbuMikey:
No show from Ksslib and Mikuz Ezeala? angry //
Cool, You two 'weak ill' Heads can die now, Yaradua gringrin
My verse was ready before 4pm. And protocol here states that the challenger drops first. I was waiting for him

But for where? kim kardashian no gree show.

My bars still dey intact but if I vex, I no go post even if he comes online
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by AbuMikey(m): 9:53pm On Nov 02, 2014
Ksslib:

My verse was ready before 4pm. And protocol here states that the challenger drops first. I was waiting for him

But for where? kim kardashian no gree show.

My bars still dey intact but if I vex, I no go post even if he comes online


Hahahahahahaha, I've been observing that guy since he was removed from being a Mod back then, and all I can say is, He is, Has been and Will always remain a Drama Queen gringrin

Nice Bars on the flow for Rank thread, dissing YoungDnaval wink
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 10:28pm On Nov 02, 2014
AbuMikey:



Hahahahahahaha, I've been observing that guy since he was removed from being a Mod back then, and all I can say is, He is, Has been and Will always remain a Drama Queen gringrin

Nice Bars on the flow for Rank thread, dissing YoungDnaval wink
Lol. If he catch you ehn. Well, I hope he didnt fall sick again sha.

Thanks bro.

Make I use chatroom before we derail this thread cos we go still drop.
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by detunj: 3:58pm On Nov 03, 2014
lipsrsealed
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by mikuz(m): 4:10pm On Nov 04, 2014
Diss @ Ksslib

.
.

I outsmart this school leaver/ have him pushed right back like Zuniga/ then leave his head bashed in two speakers/
. . Cos if he thinks hes a 'star' like Lupita/ or claim 'best of both worlds', My RPG ll blast him through 'Mars and Jupiter'!!/

Ask his neighbours and buddies/ Ksslib is gay and a dummy/ I've come to put a blade through his tommy/
. . Cos while bbitches lurk around ma @ss . . niggas jump on K's, quicker than Lagos attorneys!/

You're just a nervous player/ even wack lads can bet that this verse ll maim ya/ leave you smacked down like Cena in Wrestlemania/
. . But if you take these punches with a 'pinch of salt' . . Ill roast you alive . . after my people pepper spray ya!/

Those wack wordplays are hurting?/
Pttf! WTF is "Washing thin" . . Is it that you dey crase or something?/
. . better shut the Bleep up before you get disgraced for nothing/
Cos if you keep claiming you making the dough . . my sword ll split you into 'a bakers dozen'!/

I'm harder than an army of ISIS/ amazing niggas with a bag of suprises/ dropping bombs that leave you confused like Baghdad in crisis/
. . That verse was wack as ffuck . . you still won't be an 'Ultimate Pro' . . if you were a 'server for android devices'!/

FYH came with a verse thats sick and ddoper/ freaking outflowed ya and had you submerged with thrilling blows, ya/
. . hes punches fractured ya skull, rumpled ya brain and left ya temple collapsing . . like the church of T.B Joshua!!/

I wonder why peeps are even hailing your yarns/ when you brag with the swag of a kid still playing with sand/ do me one favour and stop disgracing yo clan/
Cos with facing the facts . . you still won't come out 'BARNstorming' if you were raining on YAMS!/

Instruct my gangsters to breeze in/ to chop ya chest like bbreast cancer in women/ how can you survive battling a demon?/
. . I ambush ya with 'Uni lecturers' . . and leave you battered by 'Dons' like Man U this season!/

Why would NL allow me spar with a minion?/
. . Cos how can he stand when I descend on the lad/ to tear him a slap?/
Nothing about K's extra ordinary . . cos he still won't 'pull a rabbit out of his hat' if there was a hare in the cap!/

. . You need to quit textceeing, you ugly golddigger/ my wackest set-ups ll rubbish those fillers/ plus my weakest punches ll leave you flying from Bonn to Bolivia/
Ya similies and mets are the sloppiest I've seen . . and ya punches are never 'HITTING' . . like BURNLEY'S GOALKEEPER!!/

My puns and punches too heavy for this urchin to get/ he can't operate at the frequency I'm dropping at yet/
. . but if he tries to 'get his head around it' . . my dagger ll seperate his skull from his neck!!/

You can battle with vets/ thats why FYH coached you like Aragones/ and left an axe on ya chest/
. . Ya stupid verse couldn't trouble or "stretch Bleep out" like marathon sex!/

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Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 4:47pm On Nov 04, 2014
He was caught wooing a guy impersonating a female on on F.B. The strange part is mik said he knew it was a guy shocked .. look below..
mikuz: Bobos know say a correct nigga was just passing time.
Things you do when bored grin
I knew it was sleak

On that same thread, he declared his LAST POST ON NL..
mikuz: Airmack, you can ban this account for as long as you want. This is my last post on Nairaland

Lastly, his name is Kingsley Mikuz Eze ala





...Ya all should
.
.
.
.
watch how i daze a bagga/with attacks that make brains splatter/... but its no secret.... i land blows that 'amaze a father'/
.... cos i only threw one that cracked mik's jaw and on hearing the sound... 'eze halla'/!!

Wear him boots, he still cant match my speed/ cos my jabs are swift/... now he puts both hands under this formula-1 driver's wheel...tryna 'understand' the bars i script/
....... but i severe his limbs... cos thats a failed attempt to 'catch my drift/!!


He a phony bloke/i hit him with bars till hes foaming soap/.. but honestly speaking.... my 'church mind ll set ablaze' the lonely mod/
..so yall be not surprised...cuz this bout is bound to produce 'holy smokes'/!!

For sure...hes mum wont pass these tough times/cos all she Fam too dumb and speak hot lies/
...so if her sis claims 'smart with time'... i ll grab her head and snap the lady's neck, twisting..... 'anti clock wise/!!

Edo boy.. but even in igbo i wordplay you/

dropped a poisoned 'audio disk in your ma' to frustrate you/... and her life danced to the music cuz i demonstrate doom/
..... so anytime this nigga hears 'aud in ma'.. like igbos greeting.... he sure gon remember what 'K do'/!!

Now i be sparring rough jabs/capable of barring though glads/so if this fake lawyer boasts crafting hot bars/
....i Judge hes body with severe 'cuts of lure' ... for 'legally attracting cutlass'/!!


Ok... Time to be honest. ..

He errs with frees/claiming he wears the crown but fyh be-head the gee/.... you won? thats B.S you biiitch/
... The way fork left holes in him and made 'M net' ...we all mistook him for 'd s t v/!!'

He aint no homo jester who mates dudes/and f@g fella thus says who?/ .... Last post on Naira land, said you/
... cuz krik exposed a shameful Nipost staff who only prefers to send guys love letters on facebook/!!


This beef might make him cry now/

cuz i had hes mum 'enslaved in Beijing' soon chinkos paid to buy her/.. so if to best this bout, the lame be tryna/
... he 'wont last long'.... cos lets face it... even hes ma na... 'maid in china'/!!

He lacks clever sick spats/coog amongst others broke hes slender slim bars/... so i be getting the W once i enter him bad/
.... cos e go 'clear for im eye'... soon i hang miks 'sockets on antenna'... then twist he neck till i 'see better signal'/!!

I spit fire that had elects burn/when i spar... even da selects run/... so if this 'aquatic lizard' claim on he shoulders da vets rest on/
... i gon make the 'newt run' chasing with protons...then end the minus nigga ... striking with an electron/!!

I brutal... what you throw are funny words/i spit hot rhymes in ur babe till her tummy burns/... and 'have chemical explosives tear you apart' for overforcing puns/
..... till ya organs litter the streets... cos yo!!..... i just landed an 'ah tore mik bomb'/!!

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Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by mikuz(m): 4:55pm On Nov 04, 2014
Open for votes :
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 4:59pm On Nov 04, 2014
mikuz:
Diss @ Ksslib

.
.

I outsmart this school leaver/ have him pushed right back like Zuniga/ then leave his head bashed in two speakers/
. . Cos if he thinks hes a 'star' like Lupita/ or claim 'best of both worlds', My RPG ll blast him through 'Mars and Jupiter'!!/

Ask his neighbours and buddies/ Ksslib is gay and a dummy/ I've come to put a blade through his tommy/
. . Cos while bbitches lurk around ma @ss . . niggas jump on K's, quicker than Lagos attorneys!/

You're just a nervous player/ even wack lads can bet that this verse ll maim ya/ leave you smacked down like Cena in Wrestlemania/
. . But if you take these punches with a 'pinch of salt' . . Ill roast you alive . . after my people pepper spray ya!/

Those wack wordplays are hurting?/
Pttf! WTF is "Washing thin" . . Is it that you dey crase or something?/
. . better shut the Bleep up before you get disgraced for nothing/
Cos if you keep claiming you making the dough . . my sword ll split you into 'a bakers dozen'!/

I'm harder than an army of ISIS/ amazing niggas with a bag of suprises/ dropping bombs that leave you confused like Baghdad in crisis/
. . That verse was wack as ffuck . . you still won't be an 'Ultimate Pro' . . if you were a 'server for android devices'!/

FYH came with a verse thats sick and ddoper/ freaking outflowed ya and had you submerged with thrilling blows, ya/
. . hes punches fractured ya skull, rumpled ya brain and left ya temple collapsing . . like the church of T.B Joshua!!/

I wonder why peeps are even hailing your yarns/ when you brag with the swag of a kid still playing with sand/ do me one favour and stop disgracing yo clan/
Cos with facing the facts . . you still won't come out 'BARNstorming' if you were raining on YAMS!/

Instruct my gangsters to breeze in/ to chop ya chest like bbreast cancer in women/ how can you survive battling a demon?/
. . I ambush ya with 'Uni lecturers' . . and leave you battered by 'Dons' like Man U this season!/

Why would NL allow me spar with a minion?/
. . Cos how can he stand when I descend on the lad/ to tear him a slap?/
Nothing about K's extra ordinary . . cos he still won't 'pull a rabbit out of his hat' if there was a hare in the cap!/

. . You need to quit textceeing, you ugly golddigger/ my wackest set-ups ll rubbish those fillers/ plus my weakest punches ll leave you flying from Bonn to Bolivia/
Ya similies and mets are the sloppiest I've seen . . and ya punches are never 'HITTING' . . like BURNLEY'S GOALKEEPER!!/

My puns and punches too heavy for this urchin to get/ he can't operate at the frequency I'm dropping at yet/
. . but if he tries to 'get his head around it' . . my dagger ll seperate his skull from his neck!!/

You can battle with vets/ thats why FYH coached you like Aragones/ and left an axe on ya chest/
. . Ya stupid verse couldn't trouble or "stretch Bleep out" like marathon sex!/
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 5:26pm On Nov 04, 2014
Holy Moly!
Verds Loading
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:37pm On Nov 04, 2014
Omg!!! Wonders shall never end!
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Nobody: 6:24pm On Nov 04, 2014
Elymaxiimus was criticising me when I said Mikuz had fallen off in his ffr diss with geoxpress....
Ve noticed in all in his brawls..there's always a football reference or play...its too much and makes your verse stiff and boring....reduce your football references and focus on other areas


Opener-- Ksslib--
Wordplays/pun- Ksslib..hands down-- fresh stuffs...rabbit/hare/ not new to me...others -stale
Punchlines-- obviously ksslib..damn!!.he said he was gonna use his eyes socket for better signal...grin haha..dstv too....hilarious

Similes/metaphors Tie--- Am sure mikuz wasn't tryna play K's with Case...and if he was...then its wrong...why Lagos attorneys.. Why not just attorneys? Or is there a special way Lagos attorneys jump to get on a case? ...so wrong

Rhymes- Tie

Flow- Tie

Closer- ksslib would have won this but that *ah tore milk(atomic) has been used before on mikuz...
And I didn't feel the marathon sex thing from Mik ..so closer is a Tie....

If aggression was a criteria...it would definitely go to ksslib

MVGT--- Ksslib....this guy is the most improved netcee .... ....
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by kr0ne(m): 7:12pm On Nov 04, 2014
[size=30pt]The Chief Judge's Verdict[/size]

Opener - - Tie (Ksslib should have won this but he flopped on that wordplay ezeala which in my dialect means King of the Land . You may call this an error on my part if it wasn't a wordplay)

Rhymes - - - Mikuz (he took this)

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points- - -Mikuz (almost in all his bars: Lupita/Cena/Ultimate Pro/Burnley keeper/Aragones etc. Ksslib had some too)

Punchlines - 3 points - - - Tie (Ksslib again is supposed to win this but some of his set ups are bad. For instance, cos e go 'clear for im eye'... soon i hang miks 'sockets on antenna'... then twist he neck till [b]i 'see better signal'/ !![/b] after using his sockets on antenna, u still wanna see better signal? That's the fault, bro! U don remove im eyes finish, twist im neck, and still wan see better signal with Mik's own eyes? )

Personals - 2 points - - - - Tie (Fyh is at the centre here. Khimwhyte issue is supposed to be generic by now but I like the idea of Nipost Ksslib used, and then Mikuz dissed him on the Washing thing pun)

Flow - 1 point - - - - Ksslib (I was surprised how he managed to flow freely)

Wordplays - 2 - - - - Tie Mikuz Barnstorming/Heaton/Hair...rabbits have hair, and it plays with hare! Ksslib: I like that Kedu wordplay/ Mnet and neutron. But aud in ma/odimma doesn't work it. Lure too doesn't rhyme with law. Maid and Ah tore mik have been used here too. I must say I love the ideas u pack together though


Closer - 1 point - - - Tie (Ksslib hit with a direct punch and Mikuz used a personal)

Mvgt - - Mikuz

This win is very slight. Ksslib is becoming dangerous by the day. He should work more on his build ups

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Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 7:14pm On Nov 04, 2014
Ksslib: Opener, punchlines, personals and wordplays

Tie: flow, rhymes, mets/similes, closer
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by 007Bruce: 7:33pm On Nov 04, 2014
Why would NL allow me spar with a
minion?/
. . Cos how can he stand when I descend on
the lad/ to tear him a slap?/
Nothing about K's extra ordinary . . cos he
still won't 'pull a rabbit out of his hat' if
there was a hare in the cap!/

Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by 007Bruce: 7:36pm On Nov 04, 2014
This beef might make him cry now/
cuz i had hes mum 'enslaved in Beijing'
soon chinkos paid to buy her/.. so if to best
this bout, the lame be tryna/
... he 'wont last long'.... cos lets face it... even
hes ma na... 'maid in china'/!!

Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by 007Bruce: 7:47pm On Nov 04, 2014
bruce's verdict

opener :::::::::::: tie

rhymes ::::: mikuz

metaphor/simile :::::::::::::: mikuz

wordplay ::::::: mikuz ( seen ah tore mik - newt run - what is k do? Lure/law nah )

punchline ::::::::: ksslib

personal :::::::::::::::::: ksslib

flow ::::::::::::: ksslib (he compresses more)

closer ::::: mikuz


mikuz 7 - 6 ksslib

W - mikuz
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:47pm On Nov 04, 2014
Opener = Mikuz.. (ksslib ur opener is very very funny. God i can't stop laughing. grin But looking at it with my church mind it's kyna forced)

RHYMES = mikuz - perfect rhyming

flow = Tie ( mik was okay as usual, ksslib supprised me with his flow)

metaphor = mikuz( this was close, as ksslib had decent mets too but mik had more from the start to the end)

punchlines = KSSLIB (mik was aggressive nd funny. ksslib was aggresive nd funnier.) twisting neck anticlock wise.. bad guy grin.... Nd socket on antenna, Then further twisting the neck... This is horror nd very funny..... grin

personals = tie

w/p = ksslib( me i like that "aud in ma"..... Nd kedu, mnet, neutron. Lure/law is off! Ah tore mik bomb, has somehow been played before ,... Mikuz= barnstorming, ultimate pro, heaton,... Hair/hare, k's/case are overplayed they don't attract points as puns no more...)

Closer = tie [mik's was very weak... Ksslib shoulda taken this, but he failed to word that pun well.. I'm guessing that was "ah tore mik bum(as in bum bum)/ atomic bomb".. You shoulda said you split his @ss in the set up before landing that pun/punch]

ksslib 5 - 5 mikuz

MV = TIE


The most stunning brawl of the year!!!
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Wrongturn: 7:59pm On Nov 04, 2014
Opener - 1 point ---- tie
Rhymes - 2 points------mikuz
Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points-----mikuz
Punchlines - 3 points-------Ksslib
Personals - 2 points-----Ksslib
Flow - 1 point------tie
Wordplays - 2 points----ksslib (that sister part with anti-clockwise is the reason am still laughing)
Closer - 1 point----tie

Mvgt----ksslib!
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by sosiqdude(m): 8:10pm On Nov 04, 2014
Damn!!

Mik never falls...I dey feel u bro,,
Easy kill


MY VOTE GOES TO--MIKUZ THE WINNER

grin
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Nobody: 9:01pm On Nov 04, 2014
Sneeze....
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Nobody: 10:51pm On Nov 04, 2014
Chisos!!..Am I Allowed Ta Vote?
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ibime(m): 11:14pm On Nov 04, 2014
Mikuz gets my vote on better flow, smoother build-ups and less forced in his puns.
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by fuckyouhard: 11:37pm On Nov 04, 2014
Ksslib........punchlines, personals, wordplay, flow
mikuz.........rhymes, metaphor
tie.........opener, closer,

my-fuckyouhard-v........ksslib!!

smh....myy verdict still the same. no hate......it's a pure win
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by mikuz(m): 11:42pm On Nov 04, 2014
^

If you fail to modify your vote, I won't count it.
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by captainflash(m): 6:24am On Nov 05, 2014
verdict
.


opener-mikus
punchline-ksslib
flow-mikus
wordplay
-ksslib
rhyme-tie
personal-ksslib

metaphor-
mikus


closer-mikus
.
vgt-mikus.
Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 12:39pm On Nov 05, 2014
Smh

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