ladokuntlad:
After a non-stop hectic working hours in d office.
Am now faced wit d undefined heavy traffiin d street of lagos.


Wen wil i reach home God!!!.


Pinkie pie, mai petite pie, and mai meat pie.

Ayaf mis u gaan ooo.
Jst read tru ur diary now.

I js lt dey fall in lov wit am.

Ur writings av mafe mai shoko reduced to 42% .
How was ur day lovely? And hope u spend it wel.

oh dear! wot do we do to. lagos traffic? Pele so gbo?

pinkiepetite:
oh dear! wot do we do to. lagos traffic? Pele so gbo?

wel, wat can i do?
I shaa must put food on d table.
Its beta dat growing fat at home.
And it givs a pre-nysc experience.

Abeg continu ur diary, av been looking for wu wil write d story of mai life and i find u.



Am so high

Name/ alias/moniker: hisxcellency
school/ institution: university of Abuja
course of study: Accounting
Year of graduation: 2014
where I wish to serve.: any place in the south south

kingphilip:
Name/ alias/moniker: hisxcellency
school/ institution: university of Abuja
course of study: Accounting
Year of graduation: 2014
where I wish to serve.: any place in the south south

seriously kingphilip?tot u were a working class ooooo.remeber me frm TCA.i read ur stories too. gud to have u here

ladokuntlad:

wel, wat can i do?
I shaa must put food on d table.
Its beta dat growing fat at home.
And it givs a pre-nysc experience.

Abeg continu ur diary, av been looking for wu wil write d story of mai life and i find u.



Am so high

na inside traffic u dey high abi? if u reach huz meet me nko?

pinkiepetite:
seriously kingphilip?tot u were a working class ooooo.remeber me frm TCA.i read ur stories too. gud to have u here

I'm sorry o I'm an ardent follower of TCA n not the writer.. n I don't write for nw


u brought me here hope I'm gonna enjoy my stay ba

pinkiepetite:
na inside traffic u dey high abi? if u reach huz meet me nko?

haba baby. Once i site u, mai hody go jst dey kuullleeee like ice water.

Cant believe av used an hr in traffic.
Person wey dey trek get hope pass me.


Pinkie hope u prepared smtin palatable.
Ur darling is hungry oi

kingphilip:

I'm sorry o I'm an ardent follower of TCA n not the writer.. n I don't write for nw


u brought me here hope I'm gonna enjoy my stay ba

of course u not the writer of TCA but kayemjay. I can never miss dat name up for anything. thou I missed ur name up wif kinspen. I js knew I see u on TCA. I brought u here? surprised tho. of course u will

Hello my people! Chaaaaaaiiiii! Dia ris God wooooooooohhhhhhh!! My people abeg help my state with prayers. Suicide Bomber 4 my town in Niger state. Chaiiiiiii!!!! Chaaiiiiiii! I pray may dey no come send us away frm dis town woh.

Electronzeez:


geez!! U guys should cut me some slack.is it a crime to use electrical jargons?.
Chidexsmokey dem wan gather kill ur hubby here oh.

They aint killing you dear.they r only confirming that the money spent for ur education wasn't in vain..now that they know,pls switch to the language evri1 understands.

Analystshariff:
Hello my people! Chaaaaaaiiiii! Dia ris God wooooooooohhhhhhh!! My people abeg help my state with prayers. Suicide Bomber 4 my town in Niger state. Chaiiiiiii!!!! Chaaiiiiiii! I pray may dey no come send us away frm dis town woh.

ha eyah! I can imagine.i heard it was bside d lib in the col of edu in Minna.God wil surely save us

pinkiepetite:
of course u not the writer of TCA but kayemjay. I can never miss dat name up for anything. thou I missed ur name up wif kinspen. I js knew I see u on TCA. I brought u here? surprised tho. of course u will

so please can I get ur details like mine above?

ladokuntlad:

haba baby. Once i site u, mai hody go jst dey kuullleeee like ice water.

Cant believe av used an hr in traffic.
Person wey dey trek get hope pass me.


Pinkie hope u prepared smtin palatable.
Ur darling is hungry oi

sure

kingphilip:

so please can I get ur details like mine above?

name: bukola
course; aaaccounting
sch: ekiti state uni

2014

chidexSmokey:

They aint killing you dear.they r only confirming that the money spent for ur education wasn't in vain..now that they know,pls switch to the language evri1 understands.

na because of u ohhh*wink*.
As if i even sabi d grammar tolustx accuse me of and u know chidex....when u see ur tribes men, u greet dem in ur language.....and thats exactly what i'v been doing.no be say i de use my cult lang everytime na.
What really matter to me is dhat chidex understand woh i'm saying...hehehehehe

how work jare sweeri?...m hungry here...quickly get me something to eat please may be then i'd start spikin in latin.

Analystshariff:
Hello my people! Chaaaaaaiiiii! Dia ris God wooooooooohhhhhhh!! My people abeg help my state with prayers. Suicide Bomber 4 my town in Niger state. Chaiiiiiii!!!! Chaaiiiiiii! I pray may dey no come send us away frm dis town woh.

Wow!dnt worry,no evil will befall you n your loved ones.We'ld sure put you in prayers.

Analystshariff:
Hello my people! Chaaaaaaiiiii! Dia ris God wooooooooohhhhhhh!! My people abeg help my state with prayers. Suicide Bomber 4 my town in Niger state. Chaiiiiiii!!!! Chaaiiiiiii! I pray may dey no come send us away frm dis town woh.

chai na wa o ,and i was in katangora last month o

Electronzeez:


na because of u ohhh*wink*.
As if i even sabi d grammar tolustx accuse me of and u know chidex....when u see ur tribes men, u greet dem in ur language.....and thats exactly what i'v been doing.no be say i de use my cult lang everytime na.
What really matter to me is dhat chidex understand woh i'm saying...hehehehehe

how work jare sweeri?...m hungry here...quickly get me something to eat please may be then i'd start spikin in latin.

Hahahahahaha.Ok dear.

pinkiepetite:
ha eyah! I can imagine.i heard it was bside d lib in the col of edu in Minna.God wil surely save us

Nop! Its FCE kontagora nt minna.

chidexSmokey:

Wow!dnt worry,no evil will befall you n your loved ones.We'ld sure put you in prayers.

I appreciate.

knock knock at the door.
Baby come and open d door ur honey is bak home.
Hope d amala is already at d dining? And mai favourite ewedu spiced wit panla, ponmor, ede and inkan inu eran.


God bless my moda everyday.


Pinkie: The way to d heart of a man is...

Ebm house am coming bak, me and dining wanna fight...

34%

Nigerdeltaboi:

chai na wa o ,and i was in katangora last month o

Why u no holla @ me??

pinkiepetite:
name: bukola
course; aaaccounting
sch: ekiti state uni

2014

Accounting?
wow we share a lot in common den

Hw was ur day

Analystshariff:

Nop! Its FCE kontagora nt minna.

omo mehn!!....he be like say ur state na stone throw to my state oh.
Abi no be niger he happen?

ladokuntlad:

knock knock at the door.
Baby come and open d door ur honey is bak home.
Hope d amala is already at d dining? And mai favourite ewedu spiced wit panla, ponmor, ede and inkan inu eran.


God bless my moda everyday.


Pinkie: The way to d heart of a man is...

Ebm house am coming bak, me and dining wanna fight...

34%

via is stomach.....

Chidexsmokey has been spoiling me with nice igbo meal......i hardly remember how ewedu tasted since we e-married. This is d first time i'm remembering home.

Chidex is working.........ladokuntlad don gimee small weed oh....hehehe

kingphilip:

Accounting?
wow we share a lot in common den

Hw was ur day

ehn!!!
If i catxh u.


Ehm oya pinkie com explain ursef

Analystshariff:

Why u no holla @ me??

i was still on C14 thread then...i went to NATRAC barracks there.

ladokuntlad:

ehn!!!
If i catxh u.


Ehm oya pinkie com explain ursef

catxh me?
what I do nw

bros me de hail u o

Electronzeez:


omo mehn!!....he be like say ur state na stone throw to my state oh.
Abi no be niger he happen?

It is Niger State! Bt it happened in one of the big LGA of the state that is Kontagora.

Nigerdeltaboi:

i was still on C14 thread then...i went to NATRAC barracks there.

That's our barrack! We use to go 4 party during weeknds

Analystshariff:

That's our barrack! We use to go 4 party during weeknds

confirm ,some of my guys passed out from their counter terrorist course there...you be bari boi.

kingphilip:

Accounting?
wow we share a lot in common den

Hw was ur day

fine.urs?