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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 11:55am On Nov 20, 2014
Heading to Auchi Cc 3coins, herald9
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by kelechiMarie(f): 11:55am On Nov 20, 2014
wizmikelo:
fine...what course .
law
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nimen(m): 11:57am On Nov 20, 2014
Emperorking20:
A young guy named Johnny once lived in Asaba, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked
him because of his stupidity, especially his
teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You
are driving me crazy!"
One day Johnny's mother came to the school to
check on how he was doing. The teacher told
his mother honestly, that her son was simply a
disaster, getting very low marks and had never
seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching
career!
The mother was shocked at the feedback,
withdrew her son from the school and even
moved to another town!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with
an incurable heart disease. All the doctors
strongly advised her to have an open heart
operation, which only one surgeon could
perform. Left with no other options, the
teacher decided to have the operation, which
was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery,
she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at
her! She wanted to thank him, but could not
talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised
her hand, trying to tell him something but
eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to
work out what went wrong. When he turned
around, he saw our friend Johnny, working as a
cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the
oxygen equipment to connect his phone
charger!
Don't tell me you thought that Johnny became
a doctor? ‪#‎ LOL‬

Moral of the story: Nigerians charge their phones everywhere.

Good morning Pals!!!
now thats a story, not this shii u can predict the end from the beginning
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by herald9: 12:01pm On Nov 20, 2014
3coins:

febuary?. .. . That's far. . . Going for htc one x. . . Your school is uni uyo right?


Yea man...

HTC... tight phone... but rooting it will be the bone of contention...


my uncle dashed me Xperia... I almost bricked it while trying to root...na so I just keep am for corner carry dey knock games...while surfing the net with my over-customized tecnocheesy
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Emperorking20(m): 12:01pm On Nov 20, 2014
Nimen:

now thats a story, not this shii u can predict the end from the beginning
Certainly! They took a sharp twist at the end.. Cut me off completely.. smiley and I thought I was really good at predicting.. grin
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by SoftThImy1(m): 12:03pm On Nov 20, 2014
wizmikelo:
Guys watch the 2014 convocation live on NTA.
Is the ceremony still on??
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by herald9: 12:03pm On Nov 20, 2014
Nimen:

now thats a story, not this shii u can predict the end from the beginning



Culled from Tallesty1's diarysmiley
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Emperorking20(m): 12:03pm On Nov 20, 2014
3coins:

lolz. . . .na so. . .whats your course anyway?
Bob! Na Accounting oo grin
U?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nimen(m): 12:11pm On Nov 20, 2014
herald9:




Culled from Tallesty1's diarysmiley
a nairalander? You never know, naija got talent.
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 12:21pm On Nov 20, 2014
herald9:



Yea man...

HTC... tight phone... but rooting it will be the bone of contention...


my uncle dashed me Xperia... I almost bricked it while trying to root...na so I just keep am for corner carry dey knock games...while surfing the net with my over-customized tecnocheesy

yeah. . . Rooting it aint an issue. . . There are thousands of tutorials on youtube for that. . . . Tecno. . . I hate that name

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 12:22pm On Nov 20, 2014
Emperorking20:

Bob! Na Accounting oo grin
U?
nice (Y). . . Mine is chemistry
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by herald9: 12:34pm On Nov 20, 2014
3coins:

yeah. . . Rooting it aint an issue. . . There are thousands of tutorials on youtube for that. . . . Tecno. . . I hate that name



shiiit brutality!

you're using M2 undecided
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by herald9: 12:36pm On Nov 20, 2014
Nimen:

a nairalander? You never know, naija got talent.




Who doesn't know Tallesty... Did you school in......

undecided
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nimen(m): 12:40pm On Nov 20, 2014
herald9:





Who doesn't know Tallesty... Did you school in......

undecided

yeah... Oudagogou
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by herald9: 12:47pm On Nov 20, 2014
Nimen:

yeah... Oudagogou
.



I seecheesy
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 12:50pm On Nov 20, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 12:53pm On Nov 20, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Emperorking20(m): 12:53pm On Nov 20, 2014
3coins:

nice (Y). . . Mine is chemistry
Cool! Hw ur clearance preps? Done?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 12:55pm On Nov 20, 2014
herald9:




shiiit brutality!

you're using M2 undecided

what is M2?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 12:57pm On Nov 20, 2014
chizzy94:

Seriously,
lol Neldrizzy needed the admission more than anybody else. Suley316 was just showcasing the nerd in him lol. Petitequeen called me some time ago, she said she has a bad phone but she got admitted though; mass communication.
that chick ehn. . . Cant wait to see her again. . . She has a great personality. . . She's very cool cool
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 12:58pm On Nov 20, 2014
chizzy94:

cheesycheesycheesy
That's the good thing about Reminiscing.
Reminisce ko Olamide ni cheesy
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by wizmikelo(m): 12:59pm On Nov 20, 2014
SoftThImy1:
Is the ceremony still on??
d ceremony Don end .
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 1:01pm On Nov 20, 2014
Emperorking20:

Cool! Hw ur clearance preps? Done?
i pray o. . .have only testimonial,birth certificate. . Original waec result and samples of acceptance letter and guarantor's letter. . . .what about you?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 1:02pm On Nov 20, 2014
Neldrizzy:
Heading to Auchi Cc 3coins, herald9
so soon shocked. . .think say abj far from benin
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 1:03pm On Nov 20, 2014
chizzy94:
She is coming, isn't she?..
They've eaten, haven't they?..
TEACHER: Give me another example?..
CHIZZY: Na yam we go chop today, chopn't we?

#throwback
When chizzy was trying to form comedian.
And we were like LOL?? embarassed

tongue tongue tongue
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 1:06pm On Nov 20, 2014
kulkatty:


#throwback
When chizzy was trying to form comedian.
And we were like LOL?? embarassed

tongue tongue tongue
chizzy94 wrote this? grin
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 1:06pm On Nov 20, 2014
3coins:

that chick ehn. . . Cant wait to see her again. . . She has a great personality. . . She's very cool cool
very cool n calm, unlike kulkatty
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by stanliwise(m): 1:09pm On Nov 20, 2014
Please i need help.
Dear UNIBEN Student a friend of mine has been offered admission but it has not reflected on Jamb site till now. What could be d problem or is it the same for other too?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 1:09pm On Nov 20, 2014
nyeroluv:
tanx! Aspiring for chem engr

Okay cool. And best of luck
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 1:11pm On Nov 20, 2014
3coins:

chizzy94 wrote this? grin

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Yes he did ooo
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 1:13pm On Nov 20, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 1:14pm On Nov 20, 2014
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