hamzatseyi:
oh sorry sis ;Doh sorry sis

its alright buddy

Toykathy I catch up @ last

Welldone op
u are doing a great job sir

olashas:

I knew it was just a matter of time before the 'bf squad of nl come in here to rant about Oge .

1. Oge got pissed off with Fifi's lack of display of affection for her. He never for once told her he loved her. Bros Emma, on the other hand, has filled her young naive mind with promises of love ;

2. Bros Emma has a ride, he is older, mature and maybe a lil' classy while fifi is hungry looking and razz ;

3. Bros Emma has taken her to the 'promise land'. Twice . Dude deflowered her so she might feel clingy. Fifi is still dilly dallying with his .


Satisfied?

U got it wrong on d numba1 tho....Fifi loved her n adored Oge cos she wz his all apart 4rm his sis Hanatu! Wat is rily wrong in waiting for d rite time to do d "thing"? Oge just showed us y gehs aint to be trusted!!! D 1 painin me is dah she still pay Hanatu visits....kai Fif az bn friendzoned,



Finally, gals will alwz b gals....a fwnd of mine in d BAN(bf asso. Of Nig) once said dt d brain of a gal is like ' Citrullus Lanatus'.....

Skimpledawg:

U got it wrong on d numba1 tho.

Finally, gals will alwz b gals....a fwnd of mine in d BAN(bf asso. Of Nig) once said dt d brain of a gal is like ' Citrullus Lanatus'.....

Not justifying what Oge did. You asked me to make an analysis and I did

As to your last sentence, cry me a river

Skimpledawg:

U got it wrong on d numba1 tho....Fifi loved her n adored Oge cos she wz his all apart 4rm his sis Hanatu! Wat is rily wrong in waiting for d rite time to do d "thing"? Oge just showed us y gehs aint to be trusted!!! D 1 painin me is dah she still pay Hanatu visits....kai Fif az bn friendzoned,



Finally, gals will alwz b gals....a fwnd of mine in d BAN(bf asso. Of Nig) once said dt d brain of a gal is like ' Citrullus Lanatus'.....

Stp it already skimpledawg! Stp blamin girls 4 Oge's mistake.Shez jst naive n sentimentl.Itz only 4 u n I 2 knw dat lovin a person is far mor dan words lik "I LOVE YOU" cn express n 4 Oge n Fifi 2 unravel as dey grow up.Why is fifi nt able 2 say "143"? Tel u w@, Fifi blvs dt his father loved his mother,mother left father,father killed himslf.Even a fraudster is quick to say dos words.
To be realistic,bear in mind that love caught dem earlier. Secondly,Oge wanted an open rltnship bt Fifi wants it secret for d main time. Also, Fifi was stil waitin for d perfect tym to straff yl oge cldnt wait any longer. And again,i agree wit olashas first analogy. Fifi is a hungry lookin boi yl bros emma has got w@ it tks(love @ dir age wont knw d@ its nt abt aving it all so dnt blame her for tinkin d@ way)........skimpledawg? Haba! If Oge forsake hanatu lyk d@,u go curse am oo. Dnt forget d@ fifi n hanatu r more lyk orphans who seems to be alone in d world.
Hmmmmmm....... You shld ask urslf y Oge stil checks up on hanatu. It simply bcuz she loves dem. If u ask me,Oge left cuz of w@ Fifi cldnt offer @ d moment and bros emma wey get w@ it tks tuk nd made use of d opportunity.

C'est la vie!!!

Skimpledawg:

U got it wrong on d numba1 tho....Fifi loved her n adored Oge cos she wz his all apart 4rm his sis Hanatu! Wat is rily wrong in waiting for d rite time to do d "thing"? Oge just showed us y gehs aint to be trusted!!! D 1 painin me is dah she still pay Hanatu visits....kai Fif az bn friendzoned,



Finally, gals will alwz b gals....a fwnd of mine in d BAN(bf asso. Of Nig) once said dt d brain of a gal is like ' Citrullus Lanatus'.....

Noisemaker

suxxman:


Noisemaker

bush bwoi

kenwins:

Stp it already skimpledawg! Stp blamin girls 4 Oge's mistake.Shez jst naive n sentimentl.Itz only 4 u n I 2 knw dat lovin a person is far mor dan words lik "I LOVE YOU" cn express n 4 Oge n Fifi 2 unravel as dey grow up.Why is fifi nt able 2 say "143"? Tel u w@, Fifi blvs dt his father loved his mother,mother left father,father killed himslf.Even a fraudster is quick to say dos words.
To be realistic,bear in mind that love caught dem earlier. Secondly,Oge wanted an open rltnship bt Fifi wants it secret for d main time. Also, Fifi was stil waitin for d perfect tym to straff yl oge cldnt wait any longer. And again,i agree wit olashas first analogy. Fifi is a hungry lookin boi yl bros emma has got w@ it tks(love @ dir age wont knw d@ its nt abt aving it all so dnt blame her for tinkin d@ way)........skimpledawg? Haba! If Oge forsake hanatu lyk d@,u go curse am oo. Dnt forget d@ fifi n hanatu r more lyk orphans who seems to be alone in d world.
Hmmmmmm....... You shld ask urslf y Oge stil checks up on hanatu. It simply bcuz she loves dem. If u ask me,Oge left cuz of w@ Fifi cldnt offer @ d moment and bros emma wey get w@ it tks tuk nd made use of d opportunity.

C'est la vie!!!

Gehs wuld alwz be gehs dear.....

Oga Davidflo, we need more! #team Oge must go!!!

olashas:

Not justifying what Oge did. You asked me to make an analysis and I did

As to your last sentence, cry me a river

Ifa bite u ehh! ama push u outta dz seat we sitting o

Skimpledawg:

Ifa bite u ehh! ama push u outta dz seat we sitting o

Saturday mornings were for football. Tope usually came to my house, then me move to Ugo’s apartment. When I heard someone banging my door, I quickly out on my football boot, I was already late as it was. Bros Emma was the last person I expected to see. Even though I deflated his tyres, I didn’t expect him to know I was the one.
“Fifi, na you burst my tyre?” he asked me, daring me to lie.
“Bros howfar? I don’t know what you are talking about o!”
He pulled me by my trouser and forcefully led me downstairs. I was shocked to see Ugo and Tope being held by three of Bros Emma’s friend. While Ugo looked disturbed, Tope was looking at the sky, enjoying the scenery. It was a very cold Saturday morning.
“Una no warn confess abi? dem don tell me say na una fit do that kain thing.”
“Bros Emma, there is an increase in the activities of hoodlums in the area, have you been watching DBN of late? I am sure you are holding the wrong people,” Tope looked at each of the guys in the eyes, “we are law abiding citizens of this republic.”
“You dey crase abi?” Bros Emma asked.
Ugo’s dad had been posted to Ibadan, which was the reason someone like him was being harassed by Bros Emma.
“I am going to lock you people up this morning! Do you know who I am?”
“Bros Emma don forget who him be oh, chai,” Tope said to no one in particular. That was the last thing he said before we were taken to the police station. That was my first time. Due to our age, after collecting statements from us, telling them that we were innocent, we were placed behind the counter. Ugo explained that his dad was a policeman, after confirming that he wasn’t lying, he was released.
“Una no go call una papa? In the next 3hours, we go put una inside cell,” an ugly looking policeman with scary tribal marks said.
My dad was dead; Tope’s dad didn’t really care.
“Oga, we no fit bail ourselves?” I asked.
That got the attention of another policeman with ‘Dada’ written on his name tag.
“Search those boys!” he screamed.
I had 100 Naira in my pocket, Tope had 20.
“Na 120, una wan use bail unaself,” Mr Dada asked, “ Officer, carry these boys put inside cell, dem dey crase!”
We were stripped to our boxers and were about to be led inside when Ugo and Ego burst in through the doors.
“You again, dem use police station swear for you?” the ugly policeman said to Ugo.
“Oga make we quickly see you,” Ego said. Ugo was busy fuming.
Officer Dada was happy again, he steered them down the hall, far away from our prying eyes and ears.
When they came back, our clothes were thrown back at us and the statements were torn.
“No mind that Emma, una hear? No so all those guys dey do if dem don get small money for pocket. Dem go bring people come station anyhow,” Mr Dada said.
We didn’t bother replying, instead we quietly wore our clothes and left.
“Dat guy dey fuckup,” Ugo said, “How him go just carry go station, wetin concern us and him car.”
“How much una pay?” Tope asked.
“2k,” Ego said, looking at me.
We were in a Danfo bus, leading us back into the Estate, when we decided that we were going to go straight to the car park for football.
“You guys should go. Fifi, Hana needs you, you can join them later,” Ego said.
She had a way of talking to us like she was older, well, that was one of the things I liked about her.
I had gotten enough drugs for Hanatu, there were bread and butter with sachets of milk and milo in the kitchen. I wondered what she needed.
The guys highlighted before soon after, leaving Oga and I in the bus.
“You deflated those tyres?” she asked.
“And if I did?” I retorted.
“Stop acting childish!”
“How?” I asked
“You don’t even know the guy,” she bemoaned.
“But he is straffing you, what else is there to know?”
“Is that why you told him I was the one?” I asked.
“I didn’t Fifi, you know I would never rat you,” she replied.
“Because you still love me,kwa?”
“No, because I like you and now that we aint dating, I see you as my brother.”
Those words played in my head like a million times in less than a minute.
“Driver, I wan stop here!” I screamed.
It was a bus-stop; the driver must have thought I was sick.
“Fifi, you are acting irrational again,” Oge said.
‘Driver, you no dey hear abi,” I said moving close to the door.
He stopped as soon as the road was clear.
The police-men had taken my 100 Naira, so I started walking home. I rather walk then ride with Oge, ‘like a brother’ was a phrase no guy wanted to hear from a girl he digs.
“Fifi, wait for me Jor!”
I turned back to see Oge walking towards me. She had gotten down from the bus to walk with me.
“I am sorry for all that,” I had to say when she got to where I stood.
“It’s okay, bro,” she replied.
I swear I felt like leaving her on the road and taking another bus.

We walked home in silence. I wish I could swallow back my apology. As expected, Hanatu wasn’t waiting for me; she was engrossed in Cadbury breakfast television. Illegal connecting our previously disconnected NEPA wire was paying its dividends, power supply had slightly increased.
Oge entered Hanatu’s room and they immediately shut the door. I went back to my room and tried to sleep, but the fact was Oge was so close by was messing up with my senses. I heard her giggle with Hanatu and it broke my heart some more. She used to giggle like that when I try to sing love songs to her.
Truthfully, I didn’t believe she loved me, but I thought she was crazy about me. I could swear that if anybody was going to break up with the other, it would have been me. I didn’t see it coming at all. Money was probably the reason. She had once complained that I lacked ambition. That all I was concerned about was what Hanatu was going to be in future. But how was it possible that I would put Hanatu at the Centre of my Universe. She was an Orphan with Sickle cell anemia, how many people had been dealt those cards by destiny?
But I had plans for Oge too, I didn’t just tell her. I didn’t want to hold her so much, that I would crush her with my dreams. I always wanted a farm, poultry and fish, a very big one. She wanted to be a lawyer; I would be an industrialized farmer. Hanatu wanted to be a Doctor; she wanted to find the cure for Sickle cell, Ori-ata plant held the secret of the cure, she told me more than a million times. By God, I was going to make her be a doctor, as regards the cure for the disease, na her and her brain go decide that one.
Oge laughed loud again and I couldn’t take it any longer, I went into Hanatu’s room.
“We are gisting as ladies, you are disturbing,” Hanatu faked a frown. Oge wasn’t looking at me, she was helping Hana with her hair, gosh! She looked so beautiful.
“Hanatu, I want to go out. What should I get for you when coming back?”
“Don’t worry; I will be going with Auntie Oge to her house. Just take care of you,” Hanatu said.
‘Stay out of trouble!” Oge added with a frown.
I stuck out my tongue at her and walked away.
On my way to the car park to see my guys, I passed by Bros Emma’s car. I decided that my actions were worth it.
I made up my mind to let the Oge drama end. She was free to be with whoever she wanted to. Ene had been telling me to come visit her in her house, her parents were not around and her elder sister was never around.
It was time to pop my virginity.
Tope didn’t have a girlfriend; all the girls he had asked out had turned down his proposal. So I couldn’t ask him about sex. Ugo on the other hand had been lucky. He didn’t need to have a girlfriend to have sex.
2 years ago, Ugo’s mum had brought a girl from the village as a maid, a Girl with the biggest kind of assets a 20yr old girl to have arrived in Ugo’s world. According to Ugo, on that faithful day, Uzuoma was washing dishes in the kitchen with a very short skirt and a tight top. The water splashing from the plates were splattered all over the top, showing braless boobz. He said he couldn’t help himself, so he went behind her and acted like he wanted to pick up some plates in the shelf that was above her head. All he wanted was for his crotch to brush her bum. Uzuoma had plans of her own, as she shot it back to accommodate him well. He decided to go for the ripened boobz, by gently twisting the nips and pressing things that were bigger than his hands. After a while, she led him to his room and made him a man.
It continued like that for a while until his mum found out that Uzuoma was straffing her husband. That’s how the parole was spoilt. Uzuoma was booted to the village to continue her ministry.
Definitely, Ugo would know about how that condom ish worked.

nice update BRo
funny how these daughters of eve always bring out d beast in we guys
*patiently waiting for d next update with my Vaseline*

On the way to deflower thyself

[quote author=olashas post=30018694]On the way to deflower thyself [/quote. I'm wondering what you like. sex or eroticism

[quote author=Footsoldier post=30027060][/quote]

olashas:
On the way to deflower thyself

Naughty gehl

olashas:
On the way to deflower thyself

Might I tag along?

standd:


Naughty gehl

joseph1832:
Might I tag along?

Let's go

Chimaritoponcho:
nice update BRo
funny how these daughters of eve always bring out d beast in we guys
*patiently waiting for d next update with my Vaseline*

try aboniki balm.

I dey feel for fifi tho.... As 4 Oge... Hmmm

Davidflo

Made It Atlast!! Oya Gimme sit..... Oga David dey Drop am dey go Cos Slimjoe Approves

following on ghost mode

The lecture on the usage of condom was not that complicated. The only point he insisted on was to ensure that my preeq was hard.
As expected, Ene was alone when I got into her house. She wanted to come to my house instead but I refused. My house wasn’t a place I was proud of. I had rehearsed how I was going to initiate sex with her in my head all night. Seeing her, my heart skipped beats. I wasn’t a person that had difficulty talking to girls, but I felt tongue tied as I sipped a bottle of canned Guiness.
“How is Hanatu?” Ene asked, breaking the ice.
She was wearing a tank top and a short green skirt. She looked way mature than she did in uniform.
“Hanatu is fine, she is with her friend,” I replied.
There was another bout of awkward silence. In my mind, I wondered if I was going to be able to pull my mission through. I couldn’t tell from her eyes if she remembered that we were supposed to straff each other.
“Fifi, where do you see us in 5yrs?”
“Doing NYSC,” I replied.
“Don’t be silly, I mean our relationship.”
“Ermm, I don’t know.”
“I have a confession, Fifi.”
Before she uttered the words, my guts told me what it was.
“You are seeing someone else?” I asked.
Her eyes lit up, showing she was shocked that I knew what the confession was.
“Yes,” she admitted.
Life could be so ruthless, even my backup was throwing me to the curbs.
“Was he a student of our school?”
“Ahn ahn, no! You know I wouldn’t do that to you.”
Like it mattered to me.
I fingered the single sachet of Condom in my pocket, such a futile journey it was. Ugo had insisted I might need more than one, I declined. I didn’t feel I was stallion enough to fvck Ene twice.
“Hope you are not feeling bad?” she asked.
If questions are being rated for the quality of their foolishness, Ene’s own was at the top of the tier.
“Not at all, I guess I should be on my way home now,” I said.
She pouted like she was sorry for putting me in the state in which I was. How many guys got dumped twice within a month?
“Come, I want to show you something,” she said, getting to her feet and leading me down a hall way into a room I realized was hers.
It was beautiful, with clippings of magazines on the wall.
“Look Fifi, I am sorry that I hurt you,” she said.
It was surreal when she started pulling her clothes. Off went her top, then her skirt, exposing nice looking lace panties. He breastz were firm, with very black pointy nipplez.
“Stop staring at me and pull your clothes too,” she said.
I was motionless. My mouth was probably open too but I couldn’t see myself.
She walked up to me and went on her knees. Her hands battles with my belt buckle a bit until she got it free, stuck her hand inside my boxers. The moment her palm touched my preeq, I wriggled my toes. Then she pulled it out.
“Hmmm, you are big,” she exclaimed.
That was a good thing right? Just that it occurred to me that she must have seen a lot.
She stood up and kissed me. I was slow to respond but when I did, I went for it. She walked backwards as we kissed until she lay on her back in her bed. I pulled off her panties to expose a wet well-trimmed Vee. She pulled me by my backside, suggesting that it was time for me to start.
“You have a condom?” she asked.
“Yes,” I replied, dipping my hand inside my pocket.
My heart was beating at an embarrassing rate, I was a nervous wreck. I realized that I was perspiring too. The condom was not enclosing my dick as it should because it getting limp.
After many more futile tries, we gave up.
“Don’t worry, it happens to every guy,” she said, wearing back her clothes.

Damn. Very embarrassing .

We were sitting beneath an almond tree close to the Car park. I had just narrated my sad experience to my guys. Tope was the first to talk.
“Brother from another mother,” he started..
That meant his Dad straffed my mother, right? I kept quiet.
“Impotency is a growing concern to the man of the modern age. It is becoming alarming that 1 out of every 10 men are unfortunate to fall within the range of this dreadful scourge.”
Did I inform you that Tope has statistics for almost everything under the sun?
“Now that you have being diagnosed by our very pretty Ene, we need to get a second opinion,” he continued.
“From who?” I asked.
He smiled like he held the answer to the most important problem facing the world. Ugo was silent, all he did was nod to Tope’s wild insinuations.
“You my friend ask the right questions!”
“Talk jor!”
He closed his eyes as if he was meditating.
I couldn’t chose who I like better between Ugo and Tope. While Ugo was the guy I went to when I had problems that I wanted solutions too, Tope was there to make things lighter on my mind. I went to him for solace. When I am sad, I chose Tope because he has a drop of madness in him.
“We visit Big Apple!” Tope revealed.
The relatively quiet Ugo started laughing, I would have laughed but I was considering it. I didn’t like to think I was impotent. A 17yr old impotent guy, how?
Big Apple was the most popular LovePeddler house in the estate. It was located in Zone C, probably the main reason why people outside the Zone visited. It was filled with ladies of different heights, sizes, tribes and looks. As younger guys, we would go to the area to spy on the girls and their customers. Very late at night, cars became beds for their sexual acts. Girls holding different things like trees, walls, chairs, while guys pumped them from behind.
I went back to my apartment that day to see Hanatu shivering. Hovering over her was Oge, scared and confused.
“What is wrong with her?” I asked.
Oge walked up to me and hugged me.
“We were in the supermarket when she fell. She started complaining that her legs were hurting, then she fell.”
“Must have been very the cold there, it hurts her bones sometimes.”
Hanatu’s eyes were closed, though she was moving her legs. She looked like a pretty angel beneath her sheets. I went under beside her; Oge joined me on the other side too.
When I woke up, it was just me on the bed. I could hear Oge and Hanatu chatting in the kitchen, the sound of plates and cups must have woken me up. I tiptoed to my room, changed my clothes and proceeded to meet my guys for the operation of the night.
Operation Big Apple.

olashas:
Damn. Very embarrassing .

U can say that again!

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DAVIDFLO, where's the rest of story

DAVIDFLO, where's the rest of the story