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Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 11:23pm On Jan 30, 2015
A lagos bus driver found himself at the gates of Heaven. The 'guard' on duty looked him up in the Big Book listing his life history. Upon reading the entry for the bus driver, the guard invited him to proceed to the highest level of Heaven with the greatest rewards. A naija pastor was next in line behind the bus driver and he had been watching with interest all that had taken place. He announced himself to the guard who checked the pastor's entry in the Big Book. The guard frowned then told the pastor, "Okay, we'll let you in but your place is at the lowest level of Heaven." The pastor astonished protested, "But I'm a man of religion, surely I deserve a higher place in Heaven compared to a bus driver." The guard responded coolly, "Here we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the bus driver drove his bus, people prayed. grin

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Re: Just4laugh by Nobody: 11:30pm On Jan 30, 2015
lols, u try, welldone
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 11:36pm On Jan 30, 2015
edozie04:
lols, u try, welldone
tongue tnx
Re: Just4laugh by ALAYORMII: 12:51am On Jan 31, 2015
You gbiyanju
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 7:55am On Jan 31, 2015
That's really nice.. More of that

cc: mytime24
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 9:49am On Jan 31, 2015
log1:
That's really nice.. More of that

cc: mytime24
tnx grin
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 9:50am On Jan 31, 2015
ALAYORMII:
You gbiyanju
pls wat's gbiyanju
Re: Just4laugh by Enegod(m): 2:18pm On Jan 31, 2015
mytime24:



A lagos bus driver found himself at the gates of Heaven. The 'guard' on duty looked him up in the Big Book listing his life history. Upon reading the entry for the bus driver, the guard invited him to proceed to the highest level of Heaven with the greatest rewards. A naija pastor was next in line behind the bus driver and he had been watching with interest all that had taken place. He announced himself to the guard who checked the pastor's entry in the Big Book. The guard frowned then told the pastor, "Okay, we'll let you in but your place is at the lowest level of Heaven." The pastor astonished protested, "But I'm a man of religion, surely I deserve a higher place in Heaven compared to a bus driver." The guard responded coolly, "Here we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the bus driver drove his bus, people prayed. grin
undecided
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 2:30pm On Jan 31, 2015

Re: Just4laugh by Enegod(m): 2:48pm On Jan 31, 2015
mytime24:
shocked
*slaps her eye balls* grin
Re: Just4laugh by Clefcentfelix(m): 3:00pm On Jan 31, 2015
smiley
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 3:57pm On Jan 31, 2015
mytime24:
tnx grin

When should we be expecting another one from the stable of mytime24.?..
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 4:19pm On Jan 31, 2015
log1:


When should we be expecting another one from the stable of mytime24.?..
til feb14 grin grin
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 10:05pm On Jan 31, 2015
mytime24:
til feb14 grin grin

Oh....That date far ooo...No problem. That means I should be expecting three things from you on that day. 1) u must vote for change 2) Your new joke story 3) probably u would be my e-val gal...lolzzz
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 10:14pm On Jan 31, 2015
log1:


Oh....That date far ooo...No problem. That means I should be expecting three things from you on that day. 1) u must vote for change 2) Your new joke story 3) probably u would be my e-val gal...lolzzz
i'm givin u only 1choice, so choOOos 1 grin
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 10:18pm On Jan 31, 2015
mytime24:
i'm givin u only 1choice, so choOOos 1 grin

Do u know u are putting me in a tight corner?... kindly increase my choices to 2 if not d 3
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 10:23pm On Jan 31, 2015
log1:


Do u know u are putting me in a tight corner?... kindly increase my choices to 2 if not d 3
bt dey said a bird @hand is btter dan millions ind bush grin
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 10:33pm On Jan 31, 2015
mytime24:
bt dey said a bird @hand is btter dan millions ind bush grin

Let me go for option one to increase GMB chances of winning. Definitely after GMB declaration as d president we can celebrate it together from there u can share ur joke na... hope u are OK with that ?
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 10:39pm On Jan 31, 2015
log1:


Let me go for option one to increase GMB chances of winning. Definitely after GMB declaration as d president we can celebrate it together from there u can share ur joke na... hope u are OK with that ?
smart guy, so dis ur brain stil dey hot grin. I giv up tongue
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 10:47pm On Jan 31, 2015
mytime24:
smart guy, so dis ur brain stil dey hot grin. I giv up tongue

Thanks for ur compliment.. But I must comment on your sharp mouth. I don't think u can be cheated easily
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 10:57pm On Jan 31, 2015
log1:


Thanks for ur compliment.. But I must comment on your sharp mouth. I don't think u can be cheated easily
"c'nt b cheatd easily" bt i don already bcme uR e-Gf mugu nA
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 11:00pm On Jan 31, 2015
mytime24:
"c'nt b cheatd easily" bt i don already bcme uR e-GiRl mugu nA
grin
mytime24:
"c'nt b cheatd easily" bt i don already bcme uR e-GiRl mugu nA

Let me PM u
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 11:04pm On Jan 31, 2015
log1:
grin

Let me PM u
bt ouR agrEemeNt iS fEb14 grin
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 12:54am On Feb 01, 2015
mytime24:
bt ouR agrEemeNt iS fEb14 grin

Lol...No problem. Anyway happy new month. Happy Febuhari
Re: Just4laugh by sundoj08(m): 5:09am On Feb 01, 2015
Not the best joke but twas catchy tho.. Still a thumbs up
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 2:28pm On Feb 01, 2015
log1:


Lol...No problem. Anyway happy new month. Happy Febuhari
yea hapi nEw mOnTh 2u tu , i hpe u went 2 chrch grin
Re: Just4laugh by log1(m): 4:33pm On Feb 01, 2015
mytime24:
yea hapi nEw mOnTh 2u tu , i hpe u went 2 chrch grin

I'm not like u that didnt go to d church..service was cul today
Re: Just4laugh by Clefcentfelix(m): 7:46pm On Feb 01, 2015
This is looking like..... lipsrsealed
Re: Just4laugh by auntymi(f): 11:42pm On Feb 03, 2015
U try, 6/10
Re: Just4laugh by Senjuchiha: 12:16am On Feb 04, 2015
Armed boko haram members entered a church
while the service was going on.they asked
them to close every door and windows so that
nobody can escape.they counted the number
of worshippers and they were 200.they told
them they would kill 150 out of these
members but in an alphabetical order of
names starting with the pastors.they
approached the senior pastor asking;whats
your name?pastor said zechariah zwinginar.the
next pastor said zebede zacheus,the next
pastor said zemmanuel zwilliams..........they
approached the elders....the first one said
zarepath zolomon..the next one said zalade
zomorin..the next one said zesther
zoluwatimilehin..they approached the choir
and the first chorister out of fear pointed to
the organist and said his name is abraham
awolowo..the organist screamed and said he is
a liar.my name is zabraham zawolowo..........if
u were in d congregation,what will be your
name?be sincere

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Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 7:32pm On Feb 04, 2015
Senjuchiha:
Armed boko haram members entered a church
while the service was going on.they asked
them to close every door and windows so that
nobody can escape.they counted the number
of worshippers and they were 200.they told
them they would kill 150 out of these
members but in an alphabetical order of
names starting with the pastors.they
approached the senior pastor asking;whats
your name?pastor said zechariah zwinginar.the
next pastor said zebede zacheus,the next
pastor said zemmanuel zwilliams..........they
approached the elders....the first one said
zarepath zolomon..the next one said zalade
zomorin..the next one said zesther
zoluwatimilehin..they approached the choir
and the first chorister out of fear pointed to
the organist and said his name is abraham
awolowo..the organist screamed and said he is
a liar.my name is zabraham zawolowo..........if
u were in d congregation,what will be your
name?be sincere
nicE1, my name wil b zariA zebrA grin
Re: Just4laugh by mytime24(f): 7:34pm On Feb 04, 2015
auntymi:
U try, 6/10
only 6, laughin, grin tnx thou

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