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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 11:09pm On Mar 26, 2015
sojas:


My point, only people with their status can challenge the ruling party. Am not exonerating APC on their on part. Am saying most of the sit up Jona is doing of late is as a result of stronger opposition. Do you think, we that are nobody in government can challenge these politicians. Is demdem my broda. Having said that, I still will not agree with you on APC been form as a result of that they are not wanted in PDP. See, from what I know and I have understood, if any APC member defects to PDP, there is always the joy and vice versa. Is not like PDP are tired of members and let me tell you if Tinubu or Kano State Governor defect or returns to PDP. GEJ will be happiest man in the world.

Finally, is there any so called propaganda the opposition has raised that is false? Tell me one.

Tell me where the Republican pat the Democrat in USA with a source.
like I said I don't want to talk politics tonight. I will only attend to your last paragraph. I assume you watch less of aljazeera and fox. If you do you'll see how the opposition support and suggest way out for their president and also commend good decisions. Pls let's not talk politics again. Since peeps don't like it. Don't wana push it. #respect
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sojas: 11:10pm On Mar 26, 2015
Owliver, I think we should end this political discussion. I don't wanna be too emotional with all these. After all, e no change dollar price or eba price.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 11:12pm On Mar 26, 2015
Yes, I sure am. My based in Abuja so, it'll be easier I remain here. After hearing all the terrible tales people tell about service year. *whew!
Thanks for the warm welcome, I love the Nairaland fam. smiley
kingphilip:
lemme officially Welcome u to the thread Sandy

hope u r working d place of service sha
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 11:14pm On Mar 26, 2015
sojas:
Owliver, I think we should end this political discussion. I don't wanna be too emotional with all these. After all, e no change dollar price or eba price.
Emotional ke? Lmao* why would you when no one dey throw insults. I just hope if buhari wins he does as promised. If jonathan wins I hope his agenda bears fruit. Shikina wink
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 11:15pm On Mar 26, 2015
Thanks love, look forward to being good friends with you all. Where are you hoping to serve sleek? Am sorry I didn't catch your intro.
sleekyonyx:
My namesake welcome take big hug grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 11:17pm On Mar 26, 2015
Thank you. You all are very polite.smiley
Ogbenijhybo:


you welcome to d family
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sojas: 11:24pm On Mar 26, 2015
Owliver:
Emotional ke? Lmao* why would you when no one dey throw insults. I just hope if buhari wins he does as promised. If jonathan wins I hope his agenda bears fruit. Shikina wink

No not you papi. Any leader that will change this country for good even though is Jona again. Let it happen on Saturday by God's grace.

Dem cause 9ja? If Colombia drug lords HQ will transform, dem cause us?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 11:31pm On Mar 26, 2015
sleek98:
Yes, I sure am. My based in Abuja so, it'll be easier I remain here. After hearing all the terrible tales people tell about service year. *whew!
Thanks for the warm welcome, I love the Nairaland fam. smiley
u base in Abuja?? like really

which side If I may ask
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by ladokuntlad(m): 11:32pm On Mar 26, 2015
Owliver:
Loooooolz* oboy oya wife her quick before one labeorun come back from hiding. No waste time. She's loaded from behind and a fine girls. Choi* I like her gaaaan. Oya wife her grin

Oda ooooo..

This house is getting interesting.

My best companion so far...
Thnx goes to Seun for creating Nairaland ooo.


C how caracter plenty
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 11:35pm On Mar 26, 2015
ladokuntlad:


Oda ooooo..

This house is getting interesting.

My best companion so far...
Thnx goes to Seun for creating Nairaland ooo.


C how caracter plenty
where u commot from?? u just leave ur guys for here ba
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 11:39pm On Mar 26, 2015
sojas:


No not you papi. Any leader that will change this country for good even though is Jona again. Let it happen on Saturday by God's grace.

Dem cause 9ja? If Colombia drug lords HQ will transform, dem cause us?
lemme tell you what happened this evening. I went to buy fuel with a gallon 500naira at fatgbems. Normally they use agidi to collect 20naira from such small kegs. When it got to my turn after waiting almost 1hr the bros sold 440naira(He wan collect 60naira) As he was about to sell for the next keg I hit the pump away and then we both got started. And the line was disrupted everybody gather round. I was soo angry that I said it's not possible for him to take my 60naira when no be him gimme money. Other people on the queue begged me but I didn't accept. After selling for a car he later came back and sold additional 20aira making 460naira I still wasn't satisfied and me and the bros begin para again. So I threatened him that I live around and if he thinks his head is strong he should try nonsense with me I'll show am pepper if I go come back(na mouth ooh)... Guess what..... Fellow Nigerians on the queue begged me to manage it that fuel is scarce na that's its normal. I was disappointed cos I was fighting the attendant(government) against extortion(corruption) and fellow Nigerians(people who want change) didn't support me. I left there cheated. Do you see the mentality of an average Nigerian? We compromise too much. Suffering and smiling, the change starts with us. Until then we'll be running in circles. Good night wink
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by princessnayo(f): 11:45pm On Mar 26, 2015
Thanks for accepting me on naira land forum.My complain goes like this. I have been mobilized for batch A nysc for 2015,but d problem am having now is that my signature is showing not appended and I have tried tried so many times in appending it, but it says no signature appended what I do.pls help me.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 11:47pm On Mar 26, 2015
princessnayo:
Thanks for accepting me on naira land forum.My complain goes like this. I have been mobilized for batch A nysc for 2015,but d problem am having now is that my signature is showing not appended and I have tried tried so many times in appending it, but it says no signature appended what I do.pls help me.
have u gotten ur call up number??
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by princessnayo(f): 11:50pm On Mar 26, 2015
Thanks for accepting me on naira land forum.My complain goes like this. I have been mobilized for batch A nysc for 2015,but d problem am having now is that my signature is showing not appended and I have tried tried so many times in appending it, but it says no signature appended what I do.pls help me.[color=#006600][/color]
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 11:53pm On Mar 26, 2015
princessnayo:
Thanks for accepting me on naira land forum.My complain goes like this. I have been mobilized for batch A nysc for 2015,but d problem am having now is that my signature is showing not appended and I have tried tried so many times in appending it, but it says no signature appended what I do.pls help me.[color=#006600][/color]
have u gotten ur call up number
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by ladokuntlad(m): 11:54pm On Mar 26, 2015
kingphilip:
where u commot from?? u just leave ur guys for here ba

Me na wok cari me go oo.


Al tru d day naa work witout pressing for.

Its wen am coming bak frm work and nite hr datam chaned to press my fone.

And mst times i godon dose offf.

Miss una gaan oo.


And well don for Una wey snatch mai babe away ooo.

Dammylaare, babatawa wey try wetin u dey do now no wia hin dey ooo.
No try me atall.

Elders, make una wan am for me ooo

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 11:59pm On Mar 26, 2015
ladokuntlad:


Me na wok cari me go oo.


Al tru d day naa work witout pressing for.

Its wen am coming bak frm work and nite hr datam chaned to press my fone.

And mst times i godon dose offf.

Miss una gaan oo.


And well don for Una wey snatch mai babe away ooo.

Dammylaare, babatawa wey try wetin u dey do now no wia hin dey ooo.
No try me atall.

Elders, make una wan am for me ooo
ur own beta o

u go don de make millions
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 12:01am On Mar 27, 2015
happy birthday Babatawa aka blacknerd aka black magic aka Oko Iya alagbo grin

wishing u long life and prosperity dear in goold health and in wealth!
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by ladokuntlad(m): 12:07am On Mar 27, 2015
kingphilip:
ur own beta o

u go don de make millions
I pray ooo.

Far beta dan staying at home shaa.

Almst feeling like am tru with NYSC sef
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sleekyonyx(f): 12:10am On Mar 27, 2015
sleek98:
Thanks love, look forward to being good friends with you all. Where are you hoping to serve sleek? Am sorry I didn't catch your intro.
I'm Onyi

Graduated Aug 2014

Medical physiology

Unical

Wish 2 Serve in Enugu or Oyo

I hop you'll enjoy urself here, bt we usually hv dos moments wen u feel like ripping out someone's throat with wordz, lolzzz grin
enjoy ur stay dear.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by ladokuntlad(m): 12:21am On Mar 27, 2015
dammyllare:

Luchiiiiii ooo
Lol
Na 10
If it takes 6wolves to catch 6lambs in 6mins
Dat means it takes a wolve a min to catch a lamb
So if 60lambs are caught in 60mins
It means 10 wolves will catch 6lambs each
Wrong answer.

D ansa is 6.
recalculate.


it takes a 6minutes for a wolf to catch a lamb.
den dat same wolve each will b able to catch a total of 10lambs in 60minutes making a sum of 60lambs.
ths it takes 6wolves to catch 60lambs in 60minute.
Am with joyjuumia.

cc Owliwer, kingphillip
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by ladokuntlad(m): 12:24am On Mar 27, 2015
megawax8:
NEXT:A mathematician was challenged to write nineteen in a manner that if one was taken out of it, it became twenty. He failed to do it.

Can you help him?
XIX sir.

hope am not too late.

jst reading all post frompage 1000. dats y am late

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Luchiana1(f): 12:27am On Mar 27, 2015
megawax8:
Concrete floors r very hard to crack. Especially with eggs grin

oh d oda way round..tricky..cool. Hope derz more mind exercise hv many of dem after d woo challenge or so...

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Luchiana1(f): 12:28am On Mar 27, 2015
ladokuntlad:

Wrong answer.

D ansa is 6.
recalculate.


it takes a 6minutes for a wolf to catch a lamb.
den dat same wolve each will b able to catch a total of 10lambs in 60minutes making a sum of 60lambs.
ths it takes 6wolves to catch 60lambs in 60minute.
Am with joyjuumia.

cc Owliwer, kingphillip
ya correct
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by ladokuntlad(m): 12:29am On Mar 27, 2015
Luchiana1:
This is a simple one. 1:Three fat ladies stood under an umbrella but none of them got wet. Why didnt any of them get wet?

2: A boy and a doc was fishing. The boy is the doctors son but the doctor is not the boy's father. Who is d doctor?
Make una answer@ everybori, cc megawax8, derbyman,dammyllare, ogbenijhybo
1. Not raining
2. the doctor naa the mother naa
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by agrovick(m): 12:29am On Mar 27, 2015
Hey Fam! There is a particular broadcast message going round concerning the signature scanned during registration. I want to verify if the said message is true because when I logged into my account with NYSC, I got a message saying no valid signature found even though I scanned my signature when I registered.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Luchiana1(f): 12:32am On Mar 27, 2015
Emmaczee:
Chai! I done miss alot since morning.
Where are bro Owliver and Nakarey?
I dey feel u bros.

Whats up Luchiana1? Na only you i see among our ladies...you really tried yest. Keep it up.
Howdy luvlycutebay? Hope mr Owliver don dey tutor you well?
tonk u..others put mouth jor pinkie etc
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by ladokuntlad(m): 12:34am On Mar 27, 2015
megawax8:
Last one:


How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

Cc Luchiana1 and all
Concrete floors ar very hard to crack

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 12:43am On Mar 27, 2015
omo, this thread is moving fast oooo, i left when it was @ 960, now itz 1042, i'm feeling too lazy to read from behind, guess i'll just propel myself to 1500, then i'll read backward.....by the way, i'm sipping my Alomo bitters, pondering on how to share my vote between GMB and GEJ come tommorrow, any body with good idea on how to go about that, cuz i seriously need to vote for both parties..... grin grin grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 12:51am On Mar 27, 2015
agrovick:
Hey Fam! There is a particular broadcast message going round concerning the signature scanned during registration. I want to verify if the said message is true because when I logged into my account with NYSC, I got a message saying no valid signature found even though I scanned my signature when I registered.
that's almost a general issue

just rescan the signature
but mind u the same message will still b there but just log out and log in the message will disappear
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 12:52am On Mar 27, 2015
bmdflo:
omo, this thread is moving fast oooo, i left when it was @ 960, now itz 1042, i'm feeling too lazy to read from behind, guess i'll just propel myself to 1500, then i'll read backward.....by the way, i'm sipping my Alomo bitters, pondering on how to share my vote between GMB and GEJ come tommorrow, any body with good idea on how to go about that, cuz i seriously need to vote for both parties..... grin grin grin
did both parties pay u to vote for them?? If Yes thumbprint on both If no me n u de d same shoe
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sleekyonyx(f): 12:55am On Mar 27, 2015
Good morning e-family!

I remember when we started dis countdown
With 109 days, it looked like a joke!

Its really funny how time flies!
Can't believe it's 39 (Thirty-nine) days to go!

NYSC Orientation camp loadin... may5th!
A15 Post camp party 4thJuly!

Dedicating this space to my real goon Babatawa
a.k.a Black Nerd grin

Happy birthday deary, wishing u all the best things in life plus Long life, joy and prosperity. Have a fun filled day. Cheers!
With luv: Sleekyonyx wink

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