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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by oseiwe(m): 8:32am On Apr 14, 2015
Caracta:
You learn new words and toughen up.

You learn cuss words and funny diss lines.

You begin to understand that there are weird people with weird stories in weird relationships in weird places.

You are either afraid or excited about marriage.

You learn your freedom of expression is limited by a moderator's ban or antispam bot ban.

You learn a (f) moniker is probably a male guy pretending to be female.


You discover some attention-seeking stunts by some group of persons also known as Trolls.

you forgot about space booking
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by JeffreyJamez(m): 8:32am On Apr 14, 2015
Twaci:
Wait...why am I doing so?

Question for Ifa!
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by johnsonjosbles(m): 8:36am On Apr 14, 2015
No5 makes it fun, gej till 2019 crew members makes it more fun, o love NL, it afect my life ppsitively and i love my fellow NL; anybody i'v offended during election should forgive me.especially PDPians,in change we believe. i missed the like of "oremussanctus,234Gt,lumzybo,kodded,mrpresident1,1dray,,kinibigdeal,hauwawu. thanks for conceeding defeats,deradicalised and moved on. thanks,one love.
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Nobody: 8:36am On Apr 14, 2015
You learn how to insult people to the core.


You learn how to short hand


You learn how to write in pigeon English perfectly



You actually know the real fact that women have fish brain



You learn how to scam nigeria for free browsing grin




You learn that some religion is more violent while the other religions have a huge amount of hypocrite



You learn that there is only two warrior tribe, and those two tribe must always Fight the inevitable E-fight



You learn there are many Hermaphrodite in nairaland ( the username without gender)

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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Nobody: 8:36am On Apr 14, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:
Nairaland gives me the plantform to discuss.
STFU, it gives you the platform to display your bigotry and stupidity
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by oginga: 8:45am On Apr 14, 2015
---You learn to add picture and sources of information to make your report/comment true and correct
---You learn to double check your spellings and typo errors
---You learn to think properly before you click on the submit button.

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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by ProfEinstein: 8:47am On Apr 14, 2015
Religion section will turn you into an atheist

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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by luckyboss(m): 8:56am On Apr 14, 2015
you will get to know that most Ajungle boys and calabar girls are on nairaland due to their abusive comments.

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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by ademoladeji(m): 8:59am On Apr 14, 2015
Grendel:



Wicked guy! >sad
Ntooooo!!!
E pain am sha!
Oya, pele. Cum take bobo
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by ibrozyconcept(m): 9:00am On Apr 14, 2015
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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Nobody: 9:04am On Apr 14, 2015
you get to meet crazily funny people like joecutie,kingTom,kingsasian & fabdedon...they can make you loose your manners in public, coughing out hysterical laughter over a sentence of less than 10words cheesycheesy


you meet with people with real face and real life issues and can easily join in their ride through life by hooking up to their diary and sticking to them like the post stamp though you may be distance apart

I love my diarylanders jor

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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Mc4larin: 9:10am On Apr 14, 2015
naijaboiy:
its too addictive sad



You nailed it....... Its just too addictive, i dont know how i'll be without surfing NL a day
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by OrlandoOwoh(m): 9:17am On Apr 14, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
STFU, it gives you the platform to display your bigotry and stupidity
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Grendel(m): 9:19am On Apr 14, 2015
ademoladeji:

Ntooooo!!!
E pain am sha!
Oya, pele. Cum take bobo


cry cry
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Bowaley17(m): 9:21am On Apr 14, 2015
*Nairaland is a place you have no choice than to agree with people who are wrong,and still would claim they are right.
*NL is where i get firsthand information,before i have to visit myna¡j.com,The Punch e.t.c websites. Since i came across NL,i can't do without coming here in a day...

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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Kingsasian(m): 9:23am On Apr 14, 2015
Kizmarty:
you get to meet crazily funny people like joecutie,kingTom,kingsasian & fabdedon...they can make you loose your manners in public, coughing out hysterical laughter over a sentence of less than 10words cheesycheesy


you meet with people with real face and real life issues and can easily join in their ride through life by hooking up to their diary and sticking to them like the post stamp though you may be distance apart

I love my diarylanders jor
I am privileged to meet someone like u that lives close to me....all thanks to NL

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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Nobody: 9:32am On Apr 14, 2015
[size=30pt]NAIRALAND my favorite site, no dull moment in this site at all, you get latest info and news here, you learn a lot of things in Politics Section, religious, romance, travel and so on, you also meet lots of funny people with funny comments, can't just do without NL in a day. even when am in mercury, I must find my way to browse NL. lol.[/size]

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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Igwe9(m): 9:38am On Apr 14, 2015
You become less productive in the outside world especially when you get addicted to gossips and falsehood.
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Nobody: 9:41am On Apr 14, 2015
Bleep..ing addictive angry

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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Badosqi(m): 9:46am On Apr 14, 2015
ademoladeji:

Lmfao...
It doesn't make you look jobless...
It brings out the best in you which is JOBLESSNESS
hahahahahahaha... Can't stop laffing..see wickedness.

Tribal war is something else, the type you don't see easily on the street.

But eehh Nairaland can be addictive. I am presently caged in d addiction cage.

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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by vareal(m): 9:53am On Apr 14, 2015
Initially people get me angry here cos of dis nasty words bt nw i see it as fun. Love it
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by jamace(m): 9:54am On Apr 14, 2015
OP, na true o. Its like Nairaland get jazz. cheesy grin
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Mrbigman1(m): 9:58am On Apr 14, 2015
U learn how to quit tweeter and face d real deal.

I miss Nairaland than I miss my girl.

No offence

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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Mrbigman1(m): 10:02am On Apr 14, 2015
U learn to shout sai buhari and get a million like and shout Gej 2019 and get 25

U'd be thought on how to hate ur president and how corrupt he is even though he can't kill a fly.

If u dnt have a strong mind, u'd be persuaded to believe in everything online.

Learn to laff like an idiot even in public buses
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by tunnary(m): 10:03am On Apr 14, 2015
Generally its informative nd educative. I'm addicted to nairaland.
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Lilimax(f): 10:13am On Apr 14, 2015
I laugh away stress after reading some hilarious comments on Nairaland. grin

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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by InMyOpinion(m): 10:18am On Apr 14, 2015
...and you get to meet people like Lupey grin

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Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by elhey: 10:19am On Apr 14, 2015
kiss embarassed awwwwwwww..We love u too


wtfCode:
whenever i'm gonna log on to nairaland, i lock myself up in my room...cuz every section always has what it takes to make me laugh.
It's fun and educative.
Different kinds of people with different characters.
Been here since 2007,banned four times,but still coming back cuz i luv nairaland.
I love u all though.
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Aydesmond(m): 10:19am On Apr 14, 2015
the only reason i visit nairaland is because of the funny comments...... nairalanders can kill you with laugh
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by elhey: 10:26am On Apr 14, 2015
errmmm .Its twitter. wink

No offence.

Mrbigman1:
U learn how to quit tweeter and face d real deal.

I miss Nairaland than I miss my girl.

No offence
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by ademoladeji(m): 10:32am On Apr 14, 2015
Badosqi:
hahahahahahaha... Can't stop laffing..see wickedness.

Tribal war is something else, the type you don't see easily on the street.

But eehh Nairaland can be addictive. I am presently caged in d addiction cage.

Addiction be the word oooo
If I dey bored, na Nairaland dey bail me
Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by Mrbigman1(m): 10:39am On Apr 14, 2015
elhey:
errmmm .Its twitter. wink

No offence.


Yet another benefit
Lol

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