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Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by Shadyswag(m): 7:50am On Apr 14, 2015
I have seen and experienced some things at this check points and would share dem With you.
* Don't make phone calls at a check point expect if you want your phone smashed and u possibly getting some military grade ass whopping.

* When you are stopped at a military check point don't throw dirt or anything cos dis really gets to them.

* Don't have on black glasses at a check point cos they would break it, I still don't know how it affects them but I learnt the hard way.

*When at a check point remove earpiece or headphones from ur ear, I heard it gets them angry when they see someone with it on when they stop a vehicle to check.

* When your car is stopped don't use dat opportunity to relieve your bladder or take a shit at a check point except if you want to use ur mouth and hand to clean up your mess.
* This is for guys, when you are stopped they might tell you to come down make sure you are not sagging ur pants or else dem go use you shine.

* Don't wave at a soldier except if he/she knows you.

*When approaching a military check point don't stick ur head or hands outside d window cos this gives a bad signal.

* When at a military check point always cooperate, don't argue and don't attempt to show your self cos if you do you would be given royal beating.
Most of the above mentioned mostly happen in the north so b cautious and you won't have any cause to worry

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Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by eluquenson(m): 7:53am On Apr 14, 2015
These are very important things to note....nice one
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by ShakurM(m): 7:56am On Apr 14, 2015
This should make FP oooo

Op, I wonder how many beatings u chop 4 u to know all this grin
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by Ahmed0336(m): 7:57am On Apr 14, 2015
hmmmm OP out of ignorance I received a call @ army check Point minna road 3yrs ago #therestnahistory cry

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Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by Lordtrillion(m): 8:02am On Apr 14, 2015
Ok
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by Mutuwa(m): 8:05am On Apr 14, 2015
On point Op..
Nothing do u..
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by clintino700(m): 8:06am On Apr 14, 2015
Noted!!
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by alberto2k(m): 8:12am On Apr 14, 2015
2yrs ago, Reminds me of when I left home without belt and my pants was sagging, I was passing through the barracks when one of them called me.
He asked for my name and I said Oliver

He laughed and said; ah Oliver! "Oliver always wants some more"

Dem no even wan hear Say I no wear belt, I fetch water for dem full GP tank cry cry
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by menix(m): 8:15am On Apr 14, 2015
Yes ooo..
Especially d phone stuff getz dem mad nd not just in d north...
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by buygala(m): 8:16am On Apr 14, 2015
If it is dark, don't wait for them to tell you to put on your interior lights..... Put them on as soon as you approach a checkpoint

On approaching a checkpoint, do yourself a favor and reduce the volume or totally switch off your vehicle sound system....


Keep your hands where the soldiers can see them in order to avoid stories that touch... A checkpoint isn't the right place to start searching for stuff in your pigeonhole, your pockets, unless you are specifically asked by the soldiers to produce something

Don't approach the checkpoint like James Bond or Jason Statham or you will most likely end up relocating to the grave in a hail of bullets angry... Approach the checkpoint slowly, and in a straight line


Those itchy and weary soldiers are tired enough of standing in open, vulnerable to all of nature's elements.... Don't make them use you to relieve their boredom, as an example to other road-users, or worse still, dispatch you to the land of the dead embarassed

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Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by godofwar666(m): 8:17am On Apr 14, 2015
Nice one op! Giving u 20 shares 4 this! Share if u knw it make sense

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Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by Bamoha(m): 8:19am On Apr 14, 2015
noted!
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by Nobody: 8:23am On Apr 14, 2015
No soldier can touch me. I'm very cool with military personnel. Good points though.
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by Shadyswag(m): 8:54am On Apr 14, 2015
ShakurM:
This should make FP oooo

Op, I wonder how many beatings u chop 4 u to know all this grin
I no chop beating I just dy travel a lot.
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by modskiller(m): 10:21am On Apr 14, 2015
Lol true say. I remembered the story of a speeding driver whom one of his passengers reported at a military checkpoint and to make the matter worse, they said he's been abusing all of them that even if any accident happens, who will die will die, who will live will live. The passengers were the ones who were later crying for the driver, they could not continue the journey as the soldiers used beating to disrupt the drivers body frame.
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by Nobody: 3:19pm On Apr 14, 2015
mobile phones or other had held device can be used to trigger explosives IED's .

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Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by Houseofglam7(f): 6:45pm On Apr 14, 2015
This is totally front page worthy!!!!!
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by KELVIN086: 9:04pm On Apr 14, 2015
ok
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by poppincash: 7:12am On Apr 15, 2015
Shadyswag:
I have seen and experienced some things at this check points and would share dem With you.
* Don't make phone calls at a check point expect if you want your phone smashed and u possibly getting some military grade ass whopping.

* When you are stopped at a military check point don't throw dirt or anything cos dis really gets to them.

* Don't have on black glasses at a check point cos they would break it, I still don't know how it affects them but I learnt the hard way.

*When at a check point remove earpiece or headphones from ur ear, I heard it gets them angry when they see someone with it on when they stop a vehicle to check.

* When your car is stopped don't use dat opportunity to relieve your bladder or take a shit at a check point except if you want to use ur mouth and hand to clean up your mess.
* This is for guys, when you are stopped they might tell you to come down make sure you are not sagging ur pants or else dem go use you shine.

* Don't wave at a soldier except if he/she knows you.

*When approaching a military check point don't stick ur head or hands outside d window cos this gives a bad signal.

* When at a military check point always cooperate, don't argue and don't attempt to show your self cos if you do you would be given royal beating.
Most of the above mentioned mostly happen in the north so b cautious and you won't have any cause to worry
this istotal rubbish. so are soilders godsor wat? nigerians fear too much. wud u see an american writing this thrash? you have no idea what ur rights that's why u writing this thrash.
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by worry357: 7:43am On Apr 15, 2015
poppincash:
this istotal rubbish. so are soilders godsor wat? nigerians fear too much. wud u see an american writing this thrash? you have no idea what ur rights that's why u writing this thrash.

You obviously live in a dream world where everything is perfect.
I suggest that yoy take approach some nigerian military and demand to take their picture "because it's ok in America"
First make sure that you have medical aid backup.
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by poppincash: 7:55am On Apr 15, 2015
worry357:


You obviously live in a dream world where everything is perfect.
I suggest that yoy take approach some nigerian military and demand to take their picture "because it's ok in America"
First make sure that you have medical aid backup.
shut ur thrash. at ur age gowon was already he of statein . can u even run a unit? u are ashamed to young people. when u should b think of how to male ur country a beta place u are here living in the military past. that was in the past. this is a democracy. so take ur stinkin ass outta here
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by worry357: 8:23am On Apr 15, 2015
poppincash:
shut ur thrash. at ur age gowon was already he of statein . can u even run a unit? u are ashamed to young people. when u should b think of how to male ur country a beta place u are here living in the military past. that was in the past. this is a democracy. so take ur stinkin ass outta here

What a silly answer from a spoiled child.
And insulting people who do not aggree with him. angry
He will do this on websites where he feels safe like all cowards
one day he will try it on the street and will learn about pain!

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Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by aariwa(m): 8:51am On Apr 15, 2015
does it apply to check points manned by military girls?
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by Shadyswag(m): 9:16am On Apr 15, 2015
aariwa:
does it apply to check points manned by military girls?
Bros na dem worst pass sef.
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by Shadyswag(m): 9:21am On Apr 15, 2015
poppincash:
this istotal rubbish. so are soilders godsor wat? nigerians fear too much. wud u see an american writing this thrash? you have no idea what ur rights that's why u writing this thrash.
well I guess you don't go out much if not you would know dat some of these check points are in the middle of nowhere, so how do you want to exercise ur right were the military have upper hand. Them for don beat u till you forget ur right.
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by poppincash: 9:24am On Apr 15, 2015
Shadyswag:
well I guess you don't go out much if not you would know dat some of these check points are in the middle of nowhere, so how do you want to exercise ur right were the military have upper hand. Them for don beat u till you forget ur right.
u are a very fuulishboy. u are still a juvenile. ur types are scared pupppies. get out lilboy
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by Dekatron(m): 10:07am On Apr 15, 2015
Na so one driver take chop KOBOKO on my way home. . .


Boarded vehicle from Akure to Ibadan. We got to around IWARAJA/ILESHA,there was hold up. Soldiers came in their usual hilux and ever disturbing shrill voice of the siren. Some got down to conduct the traffic. NA SO THE DRIVER OF THE BUS WEY I BOARD BROKE THE LINE OF VEHICLES THE SOLDIERS WERE CONDUCTING. These soldiers look stern and fully kit-some have their survival pack and mask on. HE BROUGHT OUT KOBOKO & STARTED WHIPPING THE OLD MAN. That one just dey look come dey chop koboko for hand. Lol. . .


We got to ODUDUWA UNIVERSITY TOO, another well kitted soldier stoped him, and frankly told him -- THAT YOUR JOURNEY YOU DEY RUN COMPLETE, I GO DELAY AM WELLA FOR UNA TODAY. MEHN!!!! Na so we sit o, tell d driver to get down and sit on the bench. . Lol. . It was later that a BIG TRUCK stood in the middle of the road that the driver jumped in and sped as fast as the bus could go -- ignoring the soldier. .

IMO, I dont see to beating motorists. Fine would do. Not harassment and anti human right whatever. . . We watch oyinbo films nah
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by mrsage(m): 3:22pm On Apr 15, 2015
poppincash:
this istotal rubbish. so are soilders godsor wat? nigerians fear too much. wud u see an american writing this thrash? you have no idea what ur rights that's why u writing this thrash.

Even in the USA, there is a certain way you act when the police officers stop you
Your hands MUST be on the steering wheel amd you sit in the car
You are not expected to open the door or step out unless the officer makes that request.
At a check point, you act properly even in the US
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by worry357: 5:35pm On Apr 15, 2015
Shadyswag:
u with ur pap and indomie brain u better watch ur language, I was not arguing with you cos u are to dull, stupid foolish and a stack illiterate for me to waste my precious time arguing with a mango head like u. So u stupid bastard stay off my fucking thread. U waste of sperm.

You think that you are very clever using foul and abusive language on a forum which children may see.
You are one of these people who are breave from behind a computer screen only.

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Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by Shadyswag(m): 8:30pm On Apr 15, 2015
worry357:


You think that you are very clever using foul and abusive language on a forum which children may see.
You are one of these people who are breave from behind a computer screen only.
i am very sure that message was not for u.so mind ur business and stop taking panadol for another person's headache
Re: Things Not To Do At A Military Check Point.(inter State Trips) by poppincash: 3:17am On Apr 16, 2015
mrsage:


Even in the USA, there is a certain way you act when the police officers stop you
Your hands MUST be on the steering wheel amd you sit in the car
You are not expected to open the door or step out unless the officer makes that request.
At a check point, you act properly even in the US
and so because in the US that is done then its right abi? so if millions of people are killed everyday in the US by their military its fine for Nigeria to do same since it was done in the USA abi? and u must be an ignoramus to think the US is now the world standard to look at when it comes to human rights. why do u think the Nobel peace prize is held in Norway? there are countries way beta than america when it comes to human rights. the US fails on this point. do you know that the US has one of the worst criminal justice systems in the world? do you know how may people are locked up in US jails for flimsy reasons? stop talking thrash. compare this situation with Norway, Sweden, Denmark , Canada and not some hell hole called USA

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