scentmarlc:


We dey urinate nii......see kweshun *winks*

Na me be that ba


















You are forgiven,go and sin no more

stephenqueen:
Na me be that ba

















You are forgiven,go and sin no more

lolzzzz

scentmarlc:



Ohhh blood of God...my queen yu go spoil me oooo. As yu call me darlin sef dey totorii me. This committe na for betterment.
**cheiii see as d girl humble. She even remember to put 'sir' for front of my name...cheiii, correct babe**

Hey sir braintouch, TWCO sef don register oooooo( twaci campaign organization)

Pls secretary sweetsoup, take note

Noted Sir...
Sai Twaci!
Sai Nairaland!

scentmarlc:


Ohhh sir cowleg, i dey always gbadun you. Since yu be founding board member, we no go charge you. We go give you the following services on the campaign thread pro bono:

# one "vote for tophaz" every 2hours
#One banner every 3hours
#One shout out to Tophaz every 5hours.

Ordinarily dis shud hav cost you like #200 or its equivalent airtime.

So bro, tommorrow is yur promo day

I never see the campaigns flooding nairaland.

SweetSoup:
Tophaz fine no be lie sha.

Thats why we nid ur services. When you add cowlegg in sweetsoup wey be egusisoup and desert it with friedplantain, finally wash it down with orijin101

cowleg:
Thats why we nid ur services. When you add cowlegg in sweetsoup wey be egusisoup and desert it with friedplantain, finally wash it down with orijin101

As a life long member and staff of Campaign Consults Limited, i will wait for my oga at the top scentmarlc to decide who we go vote for on Monday.
Until then sha, its Twaci for miss Nairaland!

Am here scentmarlc, I accept ur terms and conditions. my campaign managers are PervyByNature, Speakdatruth, blym, pryd...that's all I have for ***in Oliver twist voice*** I need more CM.

meanwhile how do I start?

maureensylvia:
Am here scentmarlc, I accept ur terms and conditions. my campaign managers are PervyByNature, Speakdatruth, blym, pryd...that's all I have for ***in Oliver twist voice*** I need more CM.

meanwhile how do I start?

madam nawa for u oo

cowleg:
I never see the campaigns flooding nairaland.

brother chill. Tommorrow is the d-day

SweetSoup:
As a life long member and staff of Campaign Consults Limited, i will wait for my oga at the top scentmarlc to decide who we go vote for on Monday.
Until then sha, its Twaci for miss Nairaland!

And your loyalty shall be duely rewarded com monday night.....

maureensylvia:
Am here scentmarlc, I accept ur terms and conditions. my campaign managers are PervyByNature, Speakdatruth, blym, pryd...that's all I have for ***in Oliver twist voice*** I need more CM.

meanwhile how do I start?

Babe yu are highly welcome......

Secretary sweetsoup, take note.......

PervyByNature:
madam nawa for u oo

Wetin do you....

scentmarlc:
Our office is open for bussiness. And below are our terms:

1. All contestants who acknowledges our true essence should pls continue to do so.

2. If you want any of our campaign specialist to work for you, kindly put a request on this page.

3. Pls all contestant who is willing to work with us must spend at least a total of 5hours online everyday.

4. All contestant must submit the name of their campiagn managers to us forthwith

5. All contestants who dare to associate with us must be exemplanary and humble enough to deem it fit to crown our efforts with "knight of st. Nairaland". So we are to be regarded as SIR.
E.g sir scentmarlc
Sir braintouch

Management
CCL,
Nairaland, Nigeria


Cc:
Sir braintouch
Sir sweetsoup
Sir goshikid
Sir kinglekan
Sir cowleg
Sir Ipledge

This is serious oooooo....

Hello Sirs! I'm humbly requesting for a form ooo, How can i get one?

PervyByNature:
madam nawa for u oo

am sorry for the break sweedy my WhatsApp refused to reinstall, am working on it now.

How do I get the form?

adeh39:


This is serious oooooo....
Hello Sirs! I'm humbly requesting for a form ooo, How can i get one?

Awh babes, yu too sweet. No lele. My padiis no go Bleep yu up.......
Secretary sweetsoup, take note ooo
Our signed candidates for now are:
Twaci Tophaz Trypa Maureesylva Adeh39
Free designs, free logos for this people tomorrow.

scentmarlc:


Awh babes, yu too sweet. No lele. My padiis no go Bleep yu up.......

Secretary sweetsoup, take note ooo

Our signed candidates for now are:

Twaci
Tophaz
Trypa
Maureesylva
Adeh39

Free designs, free logos for this people tomorrow.

That's why i like you, You are so nice. Thanks Dearie.

I will compensate you by supplying you and your colleagues with Fine babes, those Mammy water girls, wey get frontyard and backyard.

Trypa:






LolZz dis boy u too get brain joor8)

Goodmorning dear.

You have been schedule for miss nairaland interview today. Please be punctual by 6.00pm prompt. Thanks.

maureensylvia:


am sorry for the break sweedy my WhatsApp refused to reinstall, am working on it now.

How do I get the form?

ok. Check ur mail.

PervyByNature:
ok. Check ur mail.

You need to mail me too. Let's sort something out

Braintouch:
You need to mail me too. Let's sort something out

done

adeh39:


That's why i like you, You are so nice. Thanks Dearie.

I will compensate you by supplying you and your colleagues with Fine babes, those Mammy water girls, wey get frontyard and backyard.

Should i PM, i need those fine babes please, my prick needs to be worked out.

Adeh39 and tohpahz for ever!!

PervyByNature:
done

Ok, check your inbox

cowleg:

Should i PM, i need those fine babes please, my prick needs to be worked out.
Adeh39 and tohpahz for ever!!

Don't worry, I will send 15 babes to ur house in the next 30minutes. 5 girls that have big boobs and backside. 3 bowleg girls * U know wat i mean right?* 2 Sexy lepa girls that will do lapdance and shoki dance for you. 3 Dwarfs, I learnt from some guys that they are very good in bed. 2 Orobo, you can use their boobs as pillow.
Manage that for today okay?

Braintouch:
Ok, check your inbox

U gat mail.

PervyByNature:
U gat mail.

You haven't said anything yet

adeh39:

Don't worry, I will send 15 babes to ur house in the next 30minutes. 5 girls that have big boobs and backside. 3 bowleg girls * U know wat i mean right?* 2 Sexy lepa girls that will do lapdance and shoki dance for you. 3 Dwarfs, I learnt from some guys that they are very good in bed. 2 Orobo, you can use their boobs as pillow.
Manage that for today okay?

Woooooooooooow!! you are spoiling me oo

cowleg:

Woooooooooooow!! you are spoiling me oo

You deserve it Dear. Just enjoy yourself.

maureensylvia:


am sorry for the break sweedy my WhatsApp refused to reinstall, am working on it now.

How do I get the form?

adeh39:


That's why i like you, You are so nice. Thanks Dearie.

I will compensate you by supplying you and your colleagues with Fine babes, those Mammy water girls, wey get frontyard and backyard.

Jhesusss......yu mean na wetin yu wan dey use yur crown to do be dat Chinekemo ooooo

cowleg:

Should i PM, i need those fine babes please, my prick needs to be worked out.
Adeh39 and tohpahz for ever!!

Bro i still get TBjoshua's number ooo

SPECIAL THANK YOU

So far so good, honourable braintouch has bEen impressive. I have seen his handiwork in the campaign thread. He has given his support by uploadin three of d contestants picture and clamouring for votes on their behalf.

Thats the spirit guyz. We aint watch dogs or china phone dat sud be shoutin n screaming without any sense of normalcy.
As of now, adeh39,trypa, twaci,tophaz, maureensylva has been impressive with their online presence. This is unlike before when dey sit back and allow us to spit our guts all alone all thru the day. Kudos girls

Guys plz follow suit by clamouring and campaignin for these ones that has shown allegiance to our feelings regardless of who we hav in mind to vote.

Eko o nibaje oooo. nairaland agbe wa oooo.

Up Tophaz
Up trypa
Up Twaci
Up Maureensylva
Up Adeh39

We still await other managers to implore their aspirant to register their presence here.

Thank you

scentmarlc:


Jhesusss......yu mean na wetin yu wan dey use yur crown to do be dat Chinekemo ooooo

Lols....... Just tell me you are not interested.

I don dey supply girls for guys for the past 150years.