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Which Rat Will You Kill First? by subbieD(f): 7:43am On Jun 24, 2015 |
WHICH RAT WILL U KILL FIRST? Be sincere.........You just came back from work to see 6 rats!• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert• The 4th was eating your land and house documents• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .Which one first? Cc:lalasticlala |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by boolet: 7:46am On Jun 24, 2015 |
shey the rats do meeting? 2 Likes |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by 9niceguy(m): 7:48am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Wicked Op 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by Nobody: 7:55am On Jun 24, 2015 |
We have already killed our choice of rats in frontpage... Yours came late |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by Basildvalour(m): 7:56am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Firstly, I am not married and for those who have, the vows could be renewed and a new certificate issued them. The marriage certificate eating rat has not much to worry about My B.Sc. Certificate is important just as my NYSC discharge credentials is but the rats can have a filled day flexing them, I do not care because this clearly states that I am a contractor; the owner of the company and wouldn't worry about employment The land and house documents could be replaced because there would be duplicate copies with my lawyer. I'll just make extra copies from his so, the rat at first sight is safe and for my BIBLE, the word of God is written in my heart, so, I'll just get a new and better one when I finally get the CONTRACT FUNDS released to me because.... ....That rat eating my multi-billion dollars contract papers will smell hell right away. I will butcher it into parts and send its members roasting. Even OP go perceive the aroma 4 Likes |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by youngice(m): 7:58am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Basildvalour:I smell ibo all over you |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by delishpot: 7:59am On Jun 24, 2015 |
boolet: . No doubt about it sir. Dem send those rats. Those are what MFM calls DESTINY KILLERS or DESTINY DESTROYERS. That person should go and bathe in tgr lagoon. Winches dey follow am no doubt. 1 Like |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by Basildvalour(m): 8:00am On Jun 24, 2015 |
youngice:Maybe you are dull 2 Likes |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by youngice(m): 8:02am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Basildvalour:I'm ibo my brother oh, don't take it as an insult 1 Like |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by boolet: 8:11am On Jun 24, 2015 |
delishpot: 1 Like |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by Ojeremi(m): 8:26am On Jun 24, 2015 |
I'll kill none, I only leave photocopies of those documents, original are in bank as for Bible I have on my phone and heart as for the Togo visa,im looking for rats who wants to apply to eat it,its expired ,tell the silly things to apply 1 Like |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by Orunto: 8:57am On Jun 24, 2015 |
The 1st rat is ne! The 2nd rat is nw! The 3rd is nc! The 4th is se! The 5th is sw! And The 6th was is ss! . . The one to kill first is the last on the list. On LIFO basis, kill it and there will be no more bunkering. 1 Like |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by subbieD(f): 9:54am On Jun 24, 2015 |
9niceguy: I love u too |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by subbieD(f): 9:55am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Orunto: Lolz..... |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by subbieD(f): 9:55am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Ojeremi: Lol.....guy,u smart o |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by subbieD(f): 9:57am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Basildvalour: OMG..... lwkm.... Witch kin life Na.....I swear u be Ibo boi |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by subbieD(f): 9:59am On Jun 24, 2015 |
delishpot: Like seriously, those rats are sent from h*ll |
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First? by wemmiejex: 11:10am On Jun 24, 2015 |
6th, and 5th 1 Like |
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