I Enterd a bus from kogi to kwara.
After som mins, i decided to scare
d passengers.
So i brought out my fone.. And
startd fakin a call.'' hello oga, i don dey press dat
button since but d bomb no gree
blow.
Na d blue one i go press or d red one?
Ok d red one? I go do am now''
come and see reactions.
Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) ''
hello Chuwkudi, run now
to apapa and wait for my
container. Its like i will die today
but make sure u collect my money from chiroki..
Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré,. So
u cant stop for
sombody to come down? Oloshi..
I was just laughin inside until d hausa man
sitin close to me
said (to me).
Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time wey u dey
make call, wher dem
say make u press so dat d bomb go blow?
Coz i don dey press my
own sef since and d tin never blow.
I jumped out of the luxurious through window.!
Me wey dey play.

lol

Nice

Na there u for know say the Cain wey kill Abel no be koboko. Na bad Belle wey long from kogi go reach sokoto

Wat did d Hausa man pressed?

hahaha nice

Tandullceblog:
hahaha nice

Whr have u been

Haha

kinglekan:


Whr have u been

Lol

hello

Tandullceblog:
hahaha nice

Lol

dondemex:
hello

Hi

dry like tandullceblog pad

HrmOlolade:
dry like tandullceblog pad

Excuse me?!

Tandullceblog:



Excuse me?!

Can I help you

Expect my next joke tomorrow on when a joke turns serious

HrmOlolade:
Can I help you

Apparently not.

Tandullceblog:

pretty girl.

Tandullceblog:



Apparently not.

never knew you were back

Princecalm:


never knew you were back

Haha, I am

Emodeee:


pretty girl.

Thank yu... handsome.

Princecalm:



were you buy in school or what?

Was I wat?

Tandullceblog:


Was I wat?

I meant busy.... all this phone predictions now thinks it knows more than human

Princecalm:


I meant busy.... all this phone predictions now thinks it knows more than human

Lol, ok, no I wasn't. Just took a break from here

Lolz

Tandullceblog:



Lol, ok, no I wasn't. Just took a break from here

good you are back

Tandullceblog:


Apparently not.

So why u quoting me

HrmOlolade:
So why u quoting me

Sorry

My teacher was teaching us one day in class and she sees that De-Air (thats me) isn't paying attention, so she asks me, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" I replies, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Then I said, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Well i hate to be duped back in those days in secondary school so i asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." I replied, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!".

Although going home that day i just couldn't what my teacher meant by saying we failed her last question! when i mean we, i mean the entire students, how the heck did we fail such stuff, We just gave our opinions. You be the judge, see the question below

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

And yet she dares say we failed. Gosh, dats whats happen when an NYSC member is teaching you. Never knew her uni though.

,............
On getting home, Dad didn't help matters cos all through out that day on Channels TV, I kept on hearing them saying shit about how people are born...Damn dudes over there so i walked over to Dad and asked, "How were people born?" So Dad said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." Well i moved over to mom and asked her the same question and she told me, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." With full speed, i ran back to Dad and said, "You lied to me!" Dad replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." Now the are confusing me more and more, Which part of the family am i from then?

......................................

To cool my brain i walked over to my neighbours house, and kindda eavesdrop (or should i say peeped) on what they were trying to do, the husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." What the Bleep i wrong with dat

I had to go to bed with a confused brain and then the next day dad killed it cos when i wanted to go to school i heard him tell mommy 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'" and for that fucking reason i had to take my pussy cat to school in order to avoid stories that touch!!!

Gosh A day it was indeed. if you feel the gist, like and spread the fun

izuch:
Nice

respect80:
Na there u for know say the Cain wey kill Abel no be koboko. Na bad Belle wey long from kogi go reach sokoto