Abubakar Shekau was leading a very large group of Boko Haram fighters through Sambisa forest when they heard a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Nigerian soldier is better than ten Boko Haram fighters."

Shekau immediately ordered ten of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle broke out. After a few minutes, there's silence and the voice calls out again: "One Nigerian soldier is better than one hundred Boko Haram fighters."

Furious, Shekau sent his next best one hundred fighters over the dune. A huge fire-fight began and after ten minutes, there's absolute silence before the voice called out again: "One Nigerian soldier is better than a thousand Boko Haram fighters."

Angrier than ever, Shekau sent one thousand and one fighters to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, RPG's, anti-aircraft and cannon fire rang out as a terrible battle began. One hour later, there's silence. Then the voice calls out again: "One Nigerian soldier is better than ten thousand Boko Haram fighters."

Before Shekau could send in more of his men, one badly wounded Boko Haram fighter from the last battle crawled out of the dune with his two legs missing. He crawls to Shekau and with his dying words told him: "It's a trap. Don't send any more men there. There're two Nigerian soldiers and not one."

My brother is that a joke?

Very silly joke

Mobsync:
Abubakar Shekau was leading a very large group of Boko Haram fighters through Sambisa forest when they heard a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Nigerian soldier is better than ten Boko Haram fighters."

Shekau immediately ordered ten of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle broke out. After a few minutes, there's silence and the voice calls out again: "One Nigerian soldier is better than one hundred Boko Haram fighters."

Furious, Shekau sent his next best one hundred fighters over the dune. A huge fire-fight began and after ten minutes, there's absolute silence before the voice called out again: "One Nigerian soldier is better than a thousand Boko Haram fighters."

Angrier than ever, Shekau sent one thousand and one fighters to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, RPG's, anti-aircraft and cannon fire rang out as a terrible battle began. One hour later, there's silence. Then the voice calls out again: "One Nigerian soldier is better than ten thousand Boko Haram fighters."

Before Shekau could send in more of his men, one badly wounded Boko Haram fighter from the last battle crawled out of the dune with his two legs missing. He crawls to Shekau and with his dying words told him: "It's a trap. Don't send any more men there. There're two Nigerian soldiers and not one."

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