If you doubt any of this things then you must be an alien from another planet. III have celebrated over 25 Christmases in Nigeria and I can confidently tell you that these things will happen tonight:

1. People Will Get Drunk
All those beer and alcohol manufacturing companies will make sales tonight cos a lot of people will be getting drunk

2. Today Is A Day Of Unwanted Pregnancies

A lot of girls will end up getting impregnated as a result of wanting to catch fun tonight. First week of January 2016 and alarm go blo

HIV and Other STIs Will Be Freely Transmitted

After getting drunk in a popular joint, you can easily fall for the tricks of those oloshos stationed there to make money. Many of them will get you infected with HIV or any other deadly disease.

4. Fireworks Galore
I can't still understand why sane people will waste their money on knock outs and banger. But this is Christmas eve and that's what happens tonight.

5. ..........

Abeg fill in the rest

Seun abeg tell lalasticlala to move this piece to the permanent site.

I know that I will be fuxking a random guy..

MzPecs:
People will stay at home

People will do watch night on NL

People will bash OP

And OP will cry

Sorry u got the last one wrong. If you bash me I go just panel beat you. Who go come cry?

kilode100:
I know that I will be fuxking a random guy..

Lol. Use protection abeg.

kilode100:
I know that I will be fuxking a random guy..

Holy Mary

Martins301:


You got the last one right. If you bash me I go just leave you. I go come dey cry

MzPecs:

Checks out her dp! Falls from electric pole

kilode100:
I know that I will be fuxking a random guy..

Hey, I'm looking to fvck a random girl too, wanna do a one night stand?

5. Virgins shall be disvirgined

Victim of robbery
No doubt about that, today is an opportunity for bad guys to make money to spend on Xmas day..

Its why some say they don't recognize Christmas, do you blame them when the so called Christians do the damages.

MzPecs:
People will stay at home

People will do watch night on NL

People will bash OP

And OP will cry

Lol... U r very funny ooo
@op will cry

Those things are already happening. And it will continue till the new year.

Also expect some relationships to hit the rocks.

Seriously? So no one will get on his knees to thank God for bringing us thus far? For crying out loud people just died in tens at nnewi today...today is a special day for me n my God..


Meanwhile check my signature...

I'm looking for a Harmattan girlfriend?
Contract expires by February.

End time thread.. Where are the good ones

mtsheeeeeewwwww.... *continues straffiing iniebong's punny*

h

Niggas are gonna smoke lot of weed , already on the 5th stick

Elparaiso:
I'm looking for a Harmattan girlfriend?
Contract expires by February.

Elparaiso:
I'm looking for a Harmattan girlfriend?
Contract expires by February.

go get olosho

K

5. Turkeys, Chickens, goats etc will go missing this night

ok

Some people will lie down on their bed pinging , facebooking and nairalanding

J

kilode100:
I know that I will be fuxking a random guy..

Bane you correct