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12 Hilarious Things That You Can Only Find In Federal Polytechnics Oko. by hopeforcharles(m): 8:34pm On Feb 01, 2016
I SO MUCH LOVE FEDERAL POLY OKO: Do You
know why? Ok...
.
1. You ask your friends..how far with
reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to LIBRARY and
find out they have a permanent seat.
.
2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my
textbook is not compulsory" but class
Rep...let me have the
list of those that buy.
.
3. You graduate with 2.2 and be telling
yourself, if it was to be Nekede... I would
have been a 2.1
graduate by now.
.
4. If you think true love is the only thing that
is hard to find...try looking for your HOD
when you
need his signature on a form.
.
5. In OKOPOLY you don't need to go far for
anything...right in your
hostel you have an electrician, painter,
carpenter, plumber (even
a driver).
.
6. You're walking with a
beautiful lady along
Paragon hostel and before you know it...she
has hugged like 15 guys.
.
7. OKOPOLY guys can configure free
browsing on small Nokia torchlight phone. (I
no mention
Yahoo join o).
.
8. You get to class as early as 6.30am only
to see that all seats have been occupied by
bags & books. U begin to imagine how the
books & bags
came about (with your mouth, wide open).
Lol
.
9. Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today?
Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to
the board to write. Before
he turns back-------class don full. Lol
.
10. You receive your year one results and
you give your life to Christ without
preaching... Just like
that!?
.
11. You've got automatic tickets to those
beautiful babes when you have a
car. I lie?
.
12. It's always funny when exam supervisor
says SUBMIT!! And
many students suddenly develop that super
human ability; answering
3hrs question in 50seconds...
.
Good Evening to you all...Pals
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Re: 12 Hilarious Things That You Can Only Find In Federal Polytechnics Oko. by Donald3d(m): 9:05pm On Feb 01, 2016
hehehe .op what did you drink today,quite funny.
Re: 12 Hilarious Things That You Can Only Find In Federal Polytechnics Oko. by hopeforcharles(m): 9:20pm On Feb 01, 2016
Donald3d:
hehehe .op what did you drink today,quite funny.
my bruv na so i see am oh.
Re: 12 Hilarious Things That You Can Only Find In Federal Polytechnics Oko. by AkProsper(m): 9:21pm On Feb 01, 2016
Nice 1 OP.
Happen in most institution
Re: 12 Hilarious Things That You Can Only Find In Federal Polytechnics Oko. by hopeforcharles(m): 9:12am On Feb 02, 2016
AkProsper:
Nice 1 OP.
Happen in most institution
Thanks bruv,

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