Nairaland is one funny place where people come to read latest happenings and to cool off. The most interesting part on the forum are the comments, where you get to read other peoples view on a particular matter and either respond or contribute. Now, the juicy parts of the comments are the hilarious ones, some of the comments are so funny, you can even crack a rib while laughing.
Personally, i prefer scrolling through comments on nairaland than buying ticket to attend comedy shows.
Thus, the following list came from closed observation on some of the most used cliche or slangs (as the case may be) that appear as comment on nairaland threads.
From the list to the greatest
Leggo
15. Iranu Abasa
Ever since Lil kesh used it in a song, nairalanders have decided to to partake in it. its mostly used when describing things that are unpleasant .

14. Have you Blame GEJ Today
This one is mostly found on threads where Lai Mohammed is relating the present Economy crisis to the immediate past administration

13. Who U EPP
Who dollar Epp, Who Pilgrimage Epp, Who Bleep Don Epp. Olamide surely gave nairalanders a comment kick starter.

12. End Time
End Time Baby, End time Girlfriend, End Time Pastors, End Time data Plan, End Time Mod. Just name it, naliralanders will End Time It.

11. GEJ My Hero
Temitemi started this campaign sometime last year, till date it still rocks on any thread where GEJ is being Exaclted.

10. Wasteners
I'll Pass

9. IPOB Youth
On nairanland, any monicker that support PDP or is Anti-the present administration is labelled an IPOB youth.

8. Change the Change
you see this on threads where it seems as if the wailers are winning the war.

7. Ugandan Brothers
I'll Still Pass

6. Lala and Snake
You will surely see this one on any snake thread that hits the frontpage. i fear for those moniker that use this one sha , if not because Lalasticlala is gentle, imagine if it was someone like Jim Iyk that is Lalasticlala.

5. Guess Who Is Wailing?
This one comes up when a well known Supporter of the Ruling party starts wailing. Some will even go as far as warning other Wailers not to give Wailers Form to the Repentant Soul.

4. Pictures You Will Relate With
This One Started As a child's Play until Smellymouth and Susan404 started adding spices to it. Even Photoshoot used it as a campaign strategy during the Mr Nairaland Competition.

3. Kenya and sex related news Be Like
And picture of the man with his two index fingers pointing forward will do the magic.

2. Afonjo Brothers
Still Passing!!!

1. I Came Here to Check Names
I present to you the "NAME CHECKERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA" (NCAN).
This one is found on virtually all the threads that hit the frontpage on nairaland these days. The good thing about the monikers that used this one is that they have branches everywhere in the universe, included Mars and Jupiter.

Add Yours
Source: Drmaths

U did a great job!!

if this post doesn't make fp then lemme nt be ftc Oga u try.

is ftc nt a slang Because thts d first word I noticed here.

OK

This supposed to be no.1 ftc (first to comment )

See this Op o. Where is "FLAT HEADS"?

thiz my man, i smile whenever i see him;

you'll also hear 'does tht decrease the price of garri in the market'...or (graphic photo)

haha...who you app, Vaseline crew, Fayose, one chance

No be lie..!!!!

The "Afonja" tin still baffles me though....cos everytin about Afonja started and ended in Ilorin, so how it's now generally use by some people so much that they even created user-name for it just 2 mock a whole tribe still bugs me. Self-delusion of the highest order!!

If you call an ilorin person "Afonja", I wudn't be surprised, he was their king..but d whole "tribe"??...its absolutely Laughable and amazing!!.

You will still find them here.

Ye wrong

1: Wailing Wailer

2: Undecided

3: NCAN

4: I school in france or itlay

5: Who you EPP

6: Pics or......you know the rest :d

then the rest list follows

OP u forgot to add almost the most common one.... "Pinchure or.... adonbilivit"

Idonbilivit

ok

Lala and boobs

Lol

Who ur write up com Epp now?

Dat number 4,,u mean,picture or i dont belive it.........as if na d belive dem go take enta heaven

*****smiles******* *****sips my kunu******

anybody get baygon or raid here d mosquito here na die dis buhari mosquitoes

pishure or?

Iranu Abacha!, op you tried.

So who this thread help sew new uniform?

Ok

You forgot to add..LA click LA bend..