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///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by JigsawKillah(m): 10:28pm On Nov 26, 2016
MrKang vs Paayne




Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 5 bars(50 words per bar)

- Deadline is 8pm, November 28
November 2016.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by MrKang: 10:34pm On Nov 26, 2016
Check.
Fear MrKang.
# Drisklef your death must be avenged cheesy #
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by DRISKLEF(m): 10:38pm On Nov 26, 2016
Way to go!

Lol, madman. sad You'll get eaten.
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by Paayne(m): 3:49pm On Nov 28, 2016
*barges in
yo, mr kang.. mention me when u come online, nd lets rock this beach b4 8.
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by MrKang: 8:05pm On Nov 28, 2016
Paayne ,your deadline is here,come drop your shii while I drop mine.
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by Paayne(m): 8:12pm On Nov 28, 2016
MrKang:
Paayne ,your deadline is here,come drop your shii while I drop mine.
. Stay put. Lemme breathe in
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by Paayne(m): 8:19pm On Nov 28, 2016
Shots @ Mr kang.

ALL BARS/LINES DIGGABLE nd SIMPLE.



Who Duh Fvck is Mr Kang? Ah don't know, mayb he z a KANGAROO...
Buh imma Lion in duh Jungle, giving this nigga KANG A ROAR..
Cos he z a Loser nd a Fake, nd I'm so RECKLESS nd CRUEL..
Each shot z constricting the APE, cos he z so FECKLESS in DUELs..
This bout will leave MARKS ON KANG, like we taking DAILY ATTENDANCE IN SCHOOL../

Kang can't 'WIN HERE'? even if we made this a GAME OF BODY PARTS...
Kang is lame, plus he can't even scribble a GODLY VERSE..
And ah feel his pain, cos ah shaved d manes off his BRITTLE nd LUMPY BACK..
Ooops! Ah must have CUT HIS AIR while doing that,
Now kang is a BALD-HEADED gay, nd he looks like his CRIPPLE nd GRUMPY DAD...

Ah swear, I'll kill dis LAD TODAY...
Middle finger down his throat, Bleep wah he HAS TO SAY..
Ma BARS are HARD TO ESCAPE..
Nd kang is more STAN than a FAN of SUCRE..
So if he thinks he z got a PLAN to have me DEBASED,
ah aint talking DSTV TERMS, buh I'll barge in with techs nd we will gladly BOO K...

Buuh kang is welcome to try, he won't be duh first to GO...
Cos his SHOTS ARE WEAK like TODDLERS PLAYING FOOTBALL...
They got no effect on me, the dolt is too slow to know,
Or realise that his life is so fvck'ng STUNTED,
Ts why kang's TOO SLOW TO GROW...

This last Bar will surely MAKE HIS BODY SHAKE...
When I grab my goons, nd INVADE THE DUMMY'S PLACE...
cold-hearted killers, call us ENZYMES the way we BREAKDOWN HIS SOLID GATE..
We fvck him up, nd spill cum on his MUMMY's FACE..
Buh give that a hoe no attention jhoor, as we tryna enforce a NO KANG POLICY here,
Nd have this animal escorted BACK TO THE ZOO in his BLOODY STATE...//

Sh!!
Peace hommie!!!

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by MrKang: 8:26pm On Nov 28, 2016
Yo.

After this bout. . .
.
.
*I'll advertise his death ,it'll be done madly | ran acrosss the world with his corpse like the dude Barry| took him to Americans ,the sight was too gory | kicked his body to Asians,with a good volley | but charity begins at home, so I'm not in a full hurry |
to bring "Paayne To Nigerians" . . . Muhammadu Buhari |

*Paayne's insane, a maniac at best| family docs can't help him,the medics are stressed | dad made a 'Portrait' of his Disappointments ,his father attest | that the 'Painting' was based off tha pest | it was just 'Paayne in the ART' . . Who made his father die of CARDIAC ARREST |

*here's the bars I'm mending | I'm here to maim him | dropped Paayne on the floor,he won't be fending | my fists falling on his face ,but that's not the ending| see the blows & punches MrKang is sending | giving Paayne eyes 'SO MANY VIEWS . . . Leaving his brain on TRENDING |

*Without his consent | My female assassin has not be long sent| to fucck him up, as swords with long length | thrusts into the gay a$$,to make him ORGASM before he takes his last breath| ..now.. y'all wondering ,what don's the torment? | well. .my assassin is Mother Nature ..who's just following her rule ..that 'Paayne CUMs Before Death' |

*now my machine gun's been fastening | unleashing the bullets like its partying | have their 'money gone' ,as its 'spraying' his family| now 'Paayne's feeling pain' ,he died masturbating, which is saddening | that a nigga Uzi brought the 'End To Paayne' . . . .the bullets were laced with ASPIRINs |


Fear MrKang .

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by MrKang: 8:27pm On Nov 28, 2016
Paayne:
Shots @ Mr kang.

ALL BARS/LINES DIGGABLE nd SIMPLE.



Who Duh Fvck is Mr Kang? Ah don't know, mayb he z a KANGAROO...
Buh imma Lion in duh Jungle, giving this nigga KANG A ROAR..
Cos he z a Loser nd a Fake, nd I'm so RECKLESS nd CRUEL..
Each shot z constricting the APE, cos he z so FECKLESS in DUELs..
This bout will leave MARKS ON KANG, like we taking DAILY ATTENDANCE IN SCHOOL../

Kang can't 'WIN HERE'? even if we made this a GAME OF BODY PARTS...
Kang is lame, plus he can't even scribble a GODLY VERSE..
And ah feel his pain, cos ah shaved d manes off his BRITTLE nd LUMPY BACK..
Ooops! Ah must have CUT HIS AIR while doing that,
Now kang is a BALD-HEADED gay, nd he looks like his CRIPPLE nd GRUMPY DAD...

Ah swear, I'll kill dis LAD TODAY...
Middle finger down his throat, Bleep wah he HAS TO SAY..
Ma BARS are HARD TO ESCAPE..
Nd kang is more STAN than a FAN of SUCRE..
So if he thinks he z got a PLAN to have me DEBASED,
ah aint talking DSTV TERMS, buh I'll barge in with techs nd we will gladly BOO K...

Buuh kang is welcome to try, he won't be duh first to GO...
Cos his SHOTS ARE WEAK like TODDLERS PLAYING FOOTBALL...
They got no effect on me, the dolt is too slow to know,
Or realise that his life is so fvck'ng STUNTED,
Ts why kang's TOO SLOW TO GROW...

This last Bar will surely MAKE HIS BODY SHAKE...
When I grab my goons, nd INVADE THE DUMMY'S PLACE...
cold-hearted killers, call us ENZYMES the way we BREAKDOWN HIS SOLID GATE..
We fvck him up, nd spill cum on his MUMMY's FACE..
Buh give that a hoe no attention jhoor, as we tryna enforce a NO KANG POLICY here,
Nd have this animal escorted BACK TO THE ZOO in his BLOODY STATE...//

Sh!!
Peace hommie!!!
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by Paayne(m): 8:46pm On Nov 28, 2016
MrKang:
Yo.

After this bout. . .
.
.
*I'll advertise his death ,it'll be done madly | ran acrosss the world with his corpse like the dude Barry| took him to Americans ,the sight was too gory | kicked his body to Asians,with a good volley | but charity begins at home, so I'm not in a full hurry |
to bring "Paayne To Nigerians" . . . Muhammadu Buhari |

*Paayne's insane, a maniac at best| family docs can't help him,the medics are stressed | dad made a 'Portrait' of his Disappointments ,his father attest | that the 'Painting' was based off tha pest | it was just 'Paayne in the ART' . . Who made his father die of CARDIAC ARREST |

*here's the bars I'm mending | I'm here to maim him | dropped Paayne on the floor,he won't be fending | my fists falling on his face ,but that's not the ending| see the blows & punches MrKang is sending | giving Paayne eyes 'SO MANY VIEWS . . . Leaving his brain on TRENDING |

*Without his consent | My female assassin has not be long sent| to fucck him up, as swords with long length | thrusts into the gay a$$,to make him ORGASM before he takes his last breath| ..now.. y'all wondering ,what don's the torment? | well. .my assassin is Mother Nature ..who's just following her rule ..that 'Paayne CUMs Before Death' |

*now my machine gun's been fastening | unleashing the bullets like its partying | have their 'money gone' ,as its 'spraying' his family| now 'Paayne's feeling pain' ,he died masturbating, which is saddening | that a nigga Uzi brought the 'End To Paayne' . . . .the bullets were laced with ASPIRINs |


Fear MrKang .
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by JigsawKillah(m): 9:16pm On Nov 28, 2016
verdicts needed here please




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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by Iceskidd(m): 9:46pm On Nov 28, 2016
mvgt mrkang

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by Guykhena(m): 8:27am On Nov 29, 2016
Nice showing fom both lads.

In terms of the criteria its a bit one-sided in favour of Mrkang who edges Paayne slightly in each criterion except personals which wasn't brought to the table.

Paayne did really well,but was overshadowed by what Kang brought..

MVGT- MrKang

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by JigsawKillah(m): 8:48am On Nov 29, 2016
mvgt: MrKang




nice from both Glads!

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by JigsawKillah(m): 8:48am On Nov 29, 2016
more verds needed to round this up please




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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by Testerfuze(m): 9:00am On Nov 29, 2016
The battle is a bit one sided not for lack of effort from paayne but for the hardwork of mrkang, both did well and infact paayne's verse would've won against a lazier opponent but mrkang isn't really joking, nigga took this brawl like his life depended on it.


MVGT: Mrkang

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by Funlordjnr: 9:32am On Nov 29, 2016
grin


Chai! Abeg dis meme explains what MR KANG did to PAAYNE in this battle! No need for crits sef!



MVGT: MR KANG!



Haba!

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by Emaprince: 9:53am On Nov 29, 2016
Mrkang wins

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by JigsawKillah(m): 11:44am On Nov 29, 2016
Battle Closed!!!!!


MrKang Proceeds!!!!


Finals Next!!!!
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by dj5naira(m): 2:15pm On Nov 29, 2016
MrKang:

*here's the bars I'm mending | I'm here to maim him | dropped Paayne on the floor,he won't be fending | my fists falling on his face ,but that's not the ending| see the blows & punches MrKang is sending | giving Paayne eyes 'SO MANY VIEWS . . . Leaving his brain on TRENDING |

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by gottoboy(m): 1:00pm On Dec 01, 2016
MrKang is the shi11t

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