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I Was Lucky Again, Thank Whatever You Worship For Me by Nobody: 5:15am On Jun 18, 2017
You know what they about 3 strikes well this was my second one and I am not waiting for a third one.

Okay last week I left food on the cooker and forgot and went out for about 4 hors , you can guess how that went...

Now yesterday I went to get a chiropractic massage in the evening so got home around 7pm

Decided to warm some food on the cooker instead of tossing it in the freezer because I have having to microwave food that's frozen and usually it's a chore for me to do most chores it's easier to just leave it in the pit and eat it from there ...yes I hate house tasks

So around 8 I placed the pit on the cooker, came to the palour smoked a cigarette while watching TV ...

Got up after like 30 mins and went straight to bed..

Now for you to understand let me explain how my house is the kitchen has a door and smells hadly get through it
The kitchen exits to a large palour and dinning area , niw to get to the room area you have to pass through another door where there's a long corridor where. The 3 bedrooms are mine is the master the last one and obviously it has a door too..
So I left food burning on the gas from 8;40om till this morning I woke up by 4:20am to pee was walking from the bed to my own rest room in my room when a burning smell hit me..

Now I am sleepy and thinking which f00l is burning food at this hour ...
Then as I owe my head is clearing and the smell is getting really strong so I quickly walk to my door as I open it there's smoke everywhere I rush to the palour and I remember
Oh shiit I left food on

Anyways I put the pot down and open the kitchen tap you water into the pot and shut off the gas cooker

Now you see why I am saying 2 strikes ?

This is the second time but this was way too close , I live alone and have alit on my mind .

I was thinking g of getting a house girl , my girl friend isn't in Nigeria anymore so I need either a house girl or a flat mate...

Now everyone is loosing their minds when. I mention house girl and they start saying I could end up marrying her but wtf

Why do people think like this

This is the second time this is happening and I am pretty shock up

So I need a house girl or a flat mate

I will pay the house girl like 20k a month ? I am.nit sure what the rate is like but she has to be live in...
Need my cooking done a d the house clean always

My kid brothers are set up good so I can't have anyone come stay with me , all my cousins too.
Re: I Was Lucky Again, Thank Whatever You Worship For Me by ademoladeji(m): 5:23am On Jun 18, 2017
I pity your stupidity seriously...

I pray the 3rd better not come

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Re: I Was Lucky Again, Thank Whatever You Worship For Me by sayentease(m): 6:46am On Jun 18, 2017
lestat:
You know what they about 3 strikes well this was my second one and I am not waiting for a third one.

Okay last week I left food on the cooker and forgot and went out for about 4 hors , you can guess how that went...

Now yesterday I went to get a chiropractic massage in the evening so got home around 7pm

Decided to warm some food on the cooker instead of tossing it in the freezer because I have having to microwave food that's frozen and usually it's a chore for me to do most chores it's easier to just leave it in the pit and eat it from there ...yes I hate house tasks

So around 8 I placed the pit on the cooker, came to the palour smoked a cigarette while watching TV ...

Got up after like 30 mins and went straight to bed..

Now for you to understand let me explain how my house is the kitchen has a door and smells hadly get through it
The kitchen exits to a large palour and dinning area , niw to get to the room area you have to pass through another door where there's a long corridor where. The 3 bedrooms are mine is the master the last one and obviously it has a door too..
So I left food burning on the gas from 8;40om till this morning I woke up by 4:20am to pee was walking from the bed to my own rest room in my room when a burning smell hit me..

Now I am sleepy and thinking which f00l is burning food at this hour ...
Then as I owe my head is clearing and the smell is getting really strong so I quickly walk to my door as I open it there's smoke everywhere I rush to the palour and I remember
Oh shiit I left food on

Anyways I put the pot down and open the kitchen tap you water into the pot and shut off the gas cooker

Now you see why I am saying 2 strikes ?

This is the second time but this was way too close , I live alone and have alit on my mind .

I was thinking g of getting a house girl , my girl friend isn't in Nigeria anymore so I need either a house girl or a flat mate...

Now everyone is loosing their minds when. I mention house girl and they start saying I could end up marrying her but wtf

Why do people think like this

This is the second time this is happening and I am pretty shock up

So I need a house girl or a flat mate

I will pay the house girl like 20k a month ? I am.nit sure what the rate is like but she has to be live in...
Need my cooking done a d the house clean always

My kid brothers are set up good so I can't have anyone come stay with me , all my cousins too.


I can be your house mate for free. I'd always do the cooking. You are permitted to do a background check on me. Just so you can know I am not evil.

Just want to come to Lagos to hustle. I am a B.Eng graduate, done with nysc and it's only in Lagos that opportunity abounds.

I'm fun to be with.. Trust me. And I can cook.
Re: I Was Lucky Again, Thank Whatever You Worship For Me by Nobody: 7:19am On Jun 18, 2017
sayentease:


I can be your house mate for free. I'd always do the cooking. You are permitted to do a background check on me. Just so you can know I am not evil.

Just want to come to Lagos to hustle. I am a B.Eng graduate, done with nysc and it's only in Lagos that opportunity abounds.

I'm fun to be with.. Trust me. And I can cook.

Wow seriously?
Re: I Was Lucky Again, Thank Whatever You Worship For Me by sayentease(m): 7:21am On Jun 18, 2017
kiss
Re: I Was Lucky Again, Thank Whatever You Worship For Me by Nobody: 7:27am On Jun 18, 2017
ademoladeji:
I pity your stupidity seriously...

I pray the 3rd better not come
And you had to spoil your own prayer by adding an insult men I just want to .....

But not today , I escaped this and I am happy to be alive so not today

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Re: I Was Lucky Again, Thank Whatever You Worship For Me by Nobody: 7:45am On Jun 18, 2017
sayentease:


I can be your house mate for free. I'd always do the cooking. You are permitted to do a background check on me. Just so you can know I am not evil.

Just want to come to Lagos to hustle. I am a B.Eng graduate, done with nysc and it's only in Lagos that opportunity abounds.

I'm fun to be with.. Trust me. And I can cook.

I sent you a message already on Whatsapp
Re: I Was Lucky Again, Thank Whatever You Worship For Me by ademoladeji(m): 8:22am On Jun 18, 2017
lestat:

And you had to spoil your own prayer by adding an insult men I just want to .....

But not today , I escaped this and I am happy to be alive so not today

It's not an insult really if you read between the lines well.
Re: I Was Lucky Again, Thank Whatever You Worship For Me by Nobody: 8:58am On Jun 18, 2017
ademoladeji:


It's not an insult really if you read between the lines well.

I see
Re: I Was Lucky Again, Thank Whatever You Worship For Me by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jun 18, 2017
Uncle u nid a wife nt a rummate or house maid, beta still get a house boy

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