Two summers ago, I was in Lagos, Nigeria.  So I decided one weekend to go see my cousin who schools in Unilag. There I was feeling fly in a short tight skirt, a crop top and these mad high heels (that I got as a gift from my boyfriend) still thinking I was in Ontario.  We had a wonderful time and when it was time to leave, I invited my cousin and her friends over to my place. I called my driver to come pick us up but he said he was stuck in traffic and said i should give him just 2 hours. I considered waiting but all the patience I had built up got swallowed suddenly by darkness- a power outage. The heat became intense, so one of the girls suggested that we take a taxi. We agreed.

We got to the taxi park on campus but eventually took a bus because we couldn't get a taxi. You could have seen the way everyone was judging me with their eyes as I climbed onto the bus. Their piercing gazes made me feel so uncomfortable. We got down at Yaba and had to walk to catch the next bus. As we strolled, with light laughter punctuating our chitchat, a bunch of scary men with sweat all over their faces started running toward us. They seemed to be arguing amongst themselves. They started telling us they had clothes for us to buy. Oh my Gosh! I was so scared. They even smelt of alcohol. It got to a point they started pulling us by our wrists. I couldn't take it anymore and one of the men even had the guts to hold me by the waist. I gave him a dirty slap. Everywhere went silent and my cousin looked at me like "you done f**k up".

The man, mouth wide open started spraying saliva all over my face. He starting shouting some language (maybe Yoruba) which I couldn't comprehend. His hands were raised, probably threatening to slap me back. He was wearing a sleeveless shirt and I could see the hair under his armpits and I was disgusted.  I stood there dumbfounded until my cousin came to my rescue. She held my hand and started to drag me out of the market. Then the other girls started to rain all manner of insults at the man and his band. As we were leaving the confusion, I felt many hands slapping my butt. I cried my eyes out for the rest of the day. I was so embarrassed to tell the story when I got home. Nowadays,I just laugh whenever i remember that day.

written for sauceandsound
https://www.sauceandsound.com/2017/09/24/dont-wear-a-miniskirt-to-yaba-market/

Wear it in ur house alone and for your husband.

Eyah, sorry. Lagos is rugged

That yaba market is something else
They will even finish u with their eyes

that's y we have yabaleft and yaba market....both contains a lot of mad people

MhizzAJ:
That yaba market is something else They will even finish u with their eyes

Wear something decent enough to avoid embarrassment

Florblu:
Wear something decent enough to avoid embarrassment

What's indecent about a mini skirt

When I was in unilag , my roomie was the type that loved wearing indecent dresses and most times, she enjoys the attention she gets. I stopped going out with her because most times, older women would pass insults at her like (ashewo, omo oshi, omo buruku)I called her severally and advised her but she didn't listen... Then jaja guys bleeped her up

Those guys be like oga come buy chinos,come buy jeans,we get stock jeans , 3 quarter , we get shirt ,we get round neck ,we get vintage after escaping the hurdle of those guys then you meet the hausas at the front ...those ones be like fine boy i dae buy and sell gold oo , i dae buy, i dae sell dollar, euro, pounds , yen ....that place is just to hectic ...if u mistakenly give the hausas attention lol sars is waiting for you at the front

Like seriously

I'm sure you were referring to those guys near Tejuosho Shopping Complex. Those guys can press nyash for Africa, especially at night...and Unilag girls will not hear word.

Eyaa.. Sorry

Who does that

good

i see oo

SOFTENGR:
Afonja men get no courtesy. An they're dirty.

and if I should ask your age you shld be around 30 something oooo and you still don't have sense

You were in Lag na, not just lag -YABA.

Thank God dey no naked you.

Ori lo ba e shey!

Lagboyinibadan:
What's indecent about a mini skirt

Type it on Google to get your desired answer.

Wrong judgement sister.

Even if you wear Agbada to Yaba market they will rush you like that and hold your wrist.

When you are always indoors and entering uber how will you know how the streets operate?

olodo

You gave way too many details ma'am ��

Pele my dear

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Chaiii i just see the first picture my prick stand, and i dey inside office I have to sing worship song now to make it sleep

mhizesther:
When I was in unilag , my roomie was the type that loved wearing indecent dresses and most times, she enjoys the attention she gets. I stopped going out with her because most times, older women would pass insults at her like (ashewo, omo oshi, omo buruku)I called her severally and advised her but she didn't listen... Then jaja guys bleeped her up

Did you pray for her

mhizesther:
When I was in unilag , my roomie was the type that loved wearing indecent dresses and most times, she enjoys the attention she gets. I stopped going out with her because most times, older women would pass insults at her like (ashewo, omo oshi, omo buruku)I called her severally and advised her but she didn't listen... Then jaja guys bleeped her up

smh
and you think that is funny ?