That green suppose be army green not leaf green

This one weak me die

iamawara:
Forget. This the worst registration ever. I left home early to the cafe for registration but upto this moment am yet to do the biometric capture, people just dey complain up and down.


I blame Yakubu Gawon for this pooo

Worst registration ever? Have you been doing NYSC every year?

When I say I hate nigeria ppl will be like "plz dnt hate my nation". But the truth is that noting is working here (eg), to gain admision problem, being a student wahala, doing busines problem, goverment worker wahala, jobless problem, to eat wahala, to sleep well problem, to buy a car wahala, to fuel it problem, to keep girlfriend wahala, to date a guy problem, to mary wahala, to divorce problem, even to die in this country wahala , good leaving problem.......... I HATE NIGERIA!!!

instead of me to go.waste.my tym dey serve, if.opportunity presents itself, i'd rather bone.nysc, do something big liase wt d officials mk dem dey collect mi.19800, cos.wetin i dey get pass d money, i jst need d kpali.

frinx:
They collect billions only to spend a token for the service stressing PCM.

Excertly

Let me help those having issues with registration.
1. Lagos, Abuja and other Sort after states won't disappear till at least tomorrow evening.
2. You can easily complete your registration up to uploading of passport photograph by yourself with your PC and do the biometrics at a cafe
3. It's easier when you do your registration from 11pm to 5am
the following day
4. To upload passport photograph with white background successfully, you can us your phone with PicsArt to edit the background from any colour and make sure the white colour is pure.
I registered on this day 24th of October 2016 at exactly 11pm and help a number of people do theirs successfully (Even took passport with mobile phone, using a white bus as background and editing with PicsArt) till 3am the next day.
I picked Abuja,Lagos, Kano and
Rivers in that order and was posted to Lagos in Stream 1
P.S - To use a mobile phone to register, you have to set your browser to desktop view/mode.

I don't even have the time to police one site doing wishy-washy. I will register once they have fix the hiatus.

Meanwhile, I give them thise first few days

iamawara:
Forget. This the worst registration ever. I left home early to the cafe for registration but upto this moment am yet to do the biometric capture, people just dey complain up and down.


I blame Yakubu Gawon for this pooo

are they forcing you to serve?

ok

This is the first stage of stress you go through, after this is the payment period, that one no funny weeks e fit no work and dem go deduct your money. But all been said you will surely register, NYSC now your suffering continue. Wish you guys all the best as you prepare for camp. Buy over sized shoe you will use in camp.

bjhaid:
are they forcing you to serve?

Can't u scroll without commenting? If it's not compulsory do u think I will be wasting my time

efighter:


Worst registration ever? Have you been doing NYSC every year?

Yes I own a Cyber cafe

visit us at warri for your registration, whatspp me on 08051311885

Your own is better compared to Batch A sream 2. This is just a preamble. The real frustration is coming. The higher you go, the hotter it becomes!

LifestyleTonite:

NYSC is currently trending on Twitter simply because of the stress many Nigerians are facing trying to register on its website.

Prospective Corp members took to twitter to air their grievances concerning the website's portal which is frustrating their attempt to register.

See reactions below.


https://www.wotzup.ng/nigerians-react-twitter-nysc-portal/

Lol...dem never see sumtin...this one na gear one, when dem enter the scheme gan gan,dem go dey pray make 11 months do fast waka!

Come and suffer with us NYSC is a scam

How long shall we continue like this? serious war today but I conquered. Ajuwaya loading... But, why can"t there be at least five portals to reduce the pressure on one site?

It took me from 7am - 5pm to get my face captured...what kinda stupid new development is that?? another 2hrs to complete d whole registration


out of d 50+ ppl at d cafe today,only mine went through till now

the most annoying part is that i had to bend my neck n face for that long just to get a capture after they have insulted me saying "invalid human face"... hahahaha,i soo hate this nation buh its well

Be patient friends,we would all register!!

mrphysics:
The pressure is much on the portal, they should be patient a little.

Lol, everyone wants to register same day to select the best states.

lol

I hear say Lagos and Abuja don full

itsmeurLady:
Smh, Johnny just come! Don't they kno that the no of persons trying to register at the same time on the first day is high that's y the site is slow. Abi them nor do jamb or any other reg It's only normal that when too many people are trying to Acess a site at the same time, it will be slow. See them, dem Neva start NYSC , dem don complain... Nigerians and Complain *Smh

let's hear word joorr


so they should be incompetent... they didn't know much ppl will try to register on the first day In other to increase their capacity

iranu

itsmeurLady:
Smh, Johnny just come! Don't they kno that the no of persons trying to register at the same time on the first day is high that's y the site is slow. Abi them nor do jamb or any other reg It's only normal that when too many people are trying to Acess a site at the same time, it will be slow. See them, dem Neva start NYSC , dem don complain... Nigerians and Complain *Smh

let's hear word joorr


so they should be incompetent... they didn't know much ppl will try to register on the first day In other to increase their capacity

iranu

Lilkini:
It took me from 7am - 5pm to get my face captured...what kinda stupid new development is that?? another 2hrs to complete d whole registration


out of d 50+ ppl at d cafe today,only mine went through till now

the most annoying part is that i had to bend my neck n face for that long just to get a capture after they have insulted me saying "invalid human face"... hahahaha,i soo hate this nation buh its well

Be patient friends,we would all register!!

You where able to be captured using the nysc Biometric client application??

eemalex:
Let me help those having issues with registration.
1. Lagos, Abuja and other Sort after states won't disappear till at least tomorrow evening.
2. You can easily complete your registration up to uploading of passport photograph by yourself with your PC and do the biometrics at a cafe
3. It's easier when you do your registration from 11pm to 5am
the following day
4. To upload passport photograph with white background successfully, you can us your phone with PicsArt to edit the background from any colour and make sure the white colour is pure.
I registered on this day 24th of October 2016 at exactly 11pm and help a number of people do theirs successfully (Even took passport with mobile phone, using a white bus as background and editing with PicsArt) till 3am the next day.
I picked Abuja,Lagos, Kano and
Rivers in that order and was posted to Lagos in Stream 1
P.S - To use a mobile phone to register, you have to set your browser to desktop view/mode.

bro there is no place to upload passport..
please if therw is a way to upload with capturing,please tell us..pleasss

please guys help ooooo...
please if there is a way to upload passport without capturing,please tell us oooo...pleass

itsmeurLady:
Smh, Johnny just come! Don't they kno that the no of persons trying to register at the same time on the first day is high that's y the site is slow. Abi them nor do jamb or any other reg It's only normal that when too many people are trying to Acess a site at the same time, it will be slow. See them, dem Neva start NYSC , dem don complain... Nigerians and Complain *Smh

So only a small number of people are assessing Facebook abi?

piperson:



let's hear word joorr


so they should be incompetent... they didn't know much ppl will try to register on the first day In other to increase their capacity

iranu


let's hear word joorr


so they should be incompetent... they didn't know much ppl will try to register on the first day In other to increase their capacity

iranu

Mr competent, na ppl like u go do website, d website nor go work talkless of ppl to access am.... stop criticizing ppl's achievements just because u have free data to talk, u can volunteer to create a better site that can help them do that but if u can't, kindly stay mute instead of expecting ppl like u to do wonders when u have not even done "won" talkless of "wonders".

YourMrBoo:


You where able to be captured using the nysc Biometric client application??

i dunno how though buh twas via webcam

adelowor:


So only a small number of people are assessing Facebook abi?

Facebook was developed over time, it didn't get der in a day and let's try it sef even Nairaland sometimes, when they post a new topic to fp and many ppl are trying to click on it at the same time, it shows error, Facebook is the same. Every site has it. Facebook is a social network and besides Facebook has its limits, dats y they tell u that there is a maximum to every connection u have . Dunno if they still do it, but once u have 5000 friends, no body else can add u and u can not add the person as well to avoid system overload. Oga don't be deceived, every site has this issue, dats y they always upgrade sites to limit such occurrences. It's surprising how we want the blacks to automatically be like the whites in a day, the whites did not work magic in a day. They started from the bottom, the worst and they developed and worked on every achievement we are seeing today and appreciating. So let's not be quick to bring our own inventions down but be quick to praise foreigners, let's encourage our fellow Nigerians to do better. Criticizing, complaints, comparisons will not change anything instead u are makin the leaders feel that, no matter what they do, the masses will always find fault, so no point doing it anyway. I pray God help us to change our mindset Cs obviously our mindsets are deteriorating day by day.

The face detecting algorithm is probably the reason why the server response time is slow. putting up a website like that ain't a joke but the fact is, we expect perfection that is why it was supposed to be given to professionals. I hope the developer gets to fix these issues soon. Nothing as bad as waiting 7hrs in a cafe to register. I feel for you guys.

Left home around 9am, came back around 11pm..
Thank God I was able to complete it

Good morning all PCMs viewing this
I can boldly say that everybody that came for registration at Heph Hem Computers Agodi Gate, Ibadan on 24/10/2017 smiled home. Meaning, they all completed their registration except those that could not wait. Though, this doesn't mean there wasn't any issues but the only issue was general network problem which affected everybody irrespective of your location. There wasn't passport upload problem AT ALL.
It's not by power nor by might
Visit us today for a sweet experience. Call/WhatsApp 08032819071
Enjoy the rest of your day.

itsmeurLady:


Mr competent, na ppl like u go do website, d website nor go work talkless of ppl to access am.... stop criticizing ppl's achievements just because u have free data to talk, u can volunteer to create a better site that can help them do that but if u can't, kindly stay mute instead of expecting ppl like u to do wonders when u have not even done "won" talkless of "wonders".

you still made no sense


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